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Someonelol ,

Someone who’s already cheating on a partner of their own. The relationship is likely to be a self fulfilling prophecy.

Resistentialism ,

Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.

MidwayTheMagnificent ,

I always thought that people who liked, um… “cold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.

Is there anything left of him except bones?

Ok that’s enough internet for me…

GARlactic ,

I know you’re joking, but I don’t think there’s even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.

Pinklink ,

And I’m just supposed to take the KGB’s word at face value?

GARlactic ,

Fair

itsyourmom ,
@itsyourmom@artemis.camp avatar

The answer is…. D) all of the above/ and below!

GreatWhiteNope ,

My husband’s ex-wife cheated on him with his brother and best friend. It would be completely terrible to cheat with those people even without that history, but it makes it 10x worse.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That is literally the most disgusting thing i’ve ever heard. Thanks

Summzashi ,

Welcome to the internet

DaPorkchop_ ,

Have a look around

lockewiggins ,

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

redballooon ,

At the same time?

GreatWhiteNope ,

During the same time frame, but not simultaneously.

Bizarroland ,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

Anyone, but also 2x anyone with an incurable std.

lockewiggins ,

I also choose this guys wife

Hyzerflip ,

The one that we made a sexy time video years ago that I have since forgotten that it was still in on my computer, that she found and it caused a big argument.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Didn’t have to personalise your reply 😭

Hyzerflip ,

You said feel free to mention personal experiences…you didn’t say they had to be MY personal experiences.

bobs_monkey ,

Keeping the highlight reel alive

HonoraryMancunian ,

Hey I know this one

coaxil ,

Your partners child.

Especially_the_lies ,

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

Narrrz ,

satan? when did you join the fediverse?

MidwayTheMagnificent ,

That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child

coaxil ,

Well, that was not not an option also :)

someguy3 ,

Sibling definitely.

baronvonj ,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

yours or hers?

AdamEatsAss ,

First one then the other

Narrrz ,

I'm torn between partner's family member, partner's best friend, & partner's ex.

Wookie ,
@Wookie@artemis.camp avatar

porque no los 3?

dom ,

Everyone is porquing everyone

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

A know of a woman who cheated on her girlfriend, but then the affair partner and the girl who was cheated on got together. (All parties are gay women)

A friend of a friend tbf, noone I know personally.

Narrrz ,

at that point, why not just be polyamorous 😅

YoBuckStopsHere ,
@YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

The Pope

TimewornTraveler ,

lol I think my spouse would be more confused than upset

spauldo ,

Time to update Wikipedia’s List of Sexually Active Popes.

If there was ever an article that deserved This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it, it’s this one.

mateomaui ,

Her ex’s new girlfriend.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh god thats unique!

mateomaui ,

We aim to please.

foggy ,

Idk probably her mom. They’re super close, and her mom is in the later stages of life.

That’d fuck things up real bad.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It was her last wish on her deathbed

AdamEatsAss ,

It would have been rude not to

LEDZeppelin ,

Help me step son in law, I’m stuck on my way to the lord

bobs_monkey ,

Hump me across the finish line

Cyclist ,

Are you telling me that porn isn’t real!?

son_named_bort ,

You motherfucker

Unsustainable ,
@Unsustainable@lemmy.today avatar

Magic Johnson

Especially_the_lies ,

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

Pinklink ,

Time heals all…never mind…

makingStuffForFun ,
@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

Their sibling, or parent.

keepcarrot ,

Someone else that they trust a lot that they introduced you to to help you out of a jam.

I’ve seen the best friends one a couple of times and it completely destroys the dynamic obviously. One guy isolated himself and spent a year drunk and on /pol/ and the first conversation I had with him after that was about how the holocaust didn’t happen. Idek if cheating happened in that instance or if she just lined up his best friend really quickly.

Everyone new I meet seems to be polyamorous now but I just hear about less relationship drama generally.

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

Feels pretty sad when people have to be polyamorous to avoid relationship drama

notacat ,

I’m pretty sure there’s still relationship drama in polyamorous relationships.

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