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zakobjoa ,
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I’ve thought my niece that policemen go “oink oink” and that pigs go “You have the right to remain silent!”

notfromhere ,

I’ve thought that too.

Hadriscus ,

Juggling ? beginning with two balls is fairly easy and is a slippery gateway to more balls

dessalines ,

Do something that will confuse her parents a ton. Like tell her that every time she wants something, she has to touch her nose three times then say the thing. Demonstrate it a lot to drill it in.

taps nose three times… COOKIES

Tarball ,

Teach her to take a drink and then smack her lips and say, “ahhh”.

pelletbucket OP ,

I’m not trying to grow an Instagram microcelebrity lol

Jakdracula ,
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Say “on skib a dee” to any young kid. They love it.

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Make a fist stick up your pinky, put your mouth next to your thumb puff out your cheeks, and repeat the word “girl”.

oessessnex ,

Play chess.

pelletbucket OP ,

i decided to let her watch Smackdown with me. we’ll see what she picks up as a surprise for mom & dad

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Oh great, show the niece thinly-veiled gay porn, aye

0x2d ,

gentoo

InputZero ,

If she’s the right age, Teach her The Game. It’s a brain virus game.

Rule number 1 of The Game, you can not think about The Game. When you think about The Game you lose.

Rule number 2, when you think of The Game you have to say that you’ve lost The Game. Ideally loudly and publicly.

Rule number 3, after losing the game you get 30 minutes grace period to stop thinking about it before The Game starts again.

Rule number 4, once you have learned about the game you may either play the game or cheat.

grue ,

https://xkcd.com/391/

Captainvaqina ,

Dangit. It’s been years. You flipping flipper.

NotMyOldRedditName ,

You beat me to it.

Start em young.

Also I lost the game.

WorstCase ,
@WorstCase@lemmy.world avatar

It’s been a while. But now I lost the game again…

Hikermick ,

Impressions. Cartoon characters are best

lemonSqueezy ,

Tell her a fun fact, in your best science teacher tone. It takes one billion microseconds to get to one second. Hopefully she can run with this and ask more questions.

aramus ,

I’m pretty sure that this is wrong? It should be one million. Am I too tired?

lemonSqueezy ,

My mistake, yes one million.

kromem ,

On a vacation when I was a teenager I taught my younger sibling the “SYN/ACK” game.

They still remember the TCP stack handshake protocol including resets and acks years later.

0_0j ,
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Lol, kid will sniff packets next

pineapplelover ,

What kind of game is this? Never heard of it

riskable ,
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How to tie her shoes the instant/quick way. She’ll be the coolest kid to all her peers and even amaze other parents who witness it…

youtu.be/Q5qZpQe_4EA?si=6fPhLyHs5BwJoaoA

(I have no affiliation with that channel it was just the first thing that came up when I searched)

NigelFrobisher ,

Gang signs.

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