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gac11 ,

I have had pretty good luck with doing

High five Up high Down low Too slow

My nephew would just let me do it forever, always trying to beat me on the too slow bit.

ininewcrow , (edited )
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Teach her to say “I was born on a pirate ship”

Once she’s able to say it properly, tell her to open her mouth with a finger at each corner and say the phrase again. Get her to shout it out

Then tell her to show her new trick to mom and dad.

ICastFist ,
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If you know how, teach her how to whistle real high using the fingers on top of the tongue. One way is by making an O with the thumb and the index finger, bending/rolling your tongue backwards a bit and pressing your fingers against it.

NotMyOldRedditName ,

Oh look at Mr You can just do it this way or that way.

I STILL CANT WHISTLE ALL YOU WHISLTING ELITISTS!!!

😭

CanadaPlus ,

Me neither. I can buzz my lips to a melody without a needing an actual horn, though.

NotMyOldRedditName ,

Do you play a brass instrument?

CanadaPlus , (edited )

I did for like a decade. I’d still play, but I was never as good as my peers, and that shit’s expensive.

It still took a long time to nail the exact movements down, after I made the sound accidentally a couple times. There’s no resonance to rely on the way you can for low brass, at least.

RBWells ,

What I like to do with kids that age is cartwheels. One hand, two hands, one foot, two feet.

Good time to introduce them to interesting foods too.

Spitting watermelon seeds really far is also fun.

The macarena.

CentrifugalChicken ,

We got my niece to speak a little Klingon.

UpperBroccoli ,

I taught my niece to say “I can’t work like this!”. That was fun!

CanadaPlus ,

Give her some unconventional career ideas. Non-edgy ones, of course. I think it would be pretty funny if after a visit from an uncle your kid was talking about sailing knots or something or embalming procedures or something.

XTL ,

Using capitals

Xanxia ,

Teach her about Poseidon’s Kiss.

Charlotte_Thomassen ,

Taught her to walk with her hands put behind like an old man www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BOTUuz_t7A

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