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Subnet64 ,

Arm pit farts

DessertStorms ,
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Alternatively - hand farts for the times it’s too hot to want to stick a hand in your armpit lol

MelodiousFunk ,

Seconding hand farts. I’ve never seen anyone wash their hands after doing armpit farts.

ColeSloth ,

Being too hot just makes a better bravado.

riskable ,
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How to tie her shoes the instant/quick way. She’ll be the coolest kid to all her peers and even amaze other parents who witness it…

youtu.be/Q5qZpQe_4EA?si=6fPhLyHs5BwJoaoA

(I have no affiliation with that channel it was just the first thing that came up when I searched)

Hello_there ,

End every other sentence with nya

ace_garp ,
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The drums.

Or a less chaotic-evil suggestion, that water-drop sound made by flicking your cheek.

Brickhead92 ,

I think the water drop sound with your mouth is more chaotic evil than drums.

rand_alpha19 ,

The Macarena and/or the YMCA dance, it's fun for kids to do over and over but harmless.

CanadaPlus ,

Give her some unconventional career ideas. Non-edgy ones, of course. I think it would be pretty funny if after a visit from an uncle your kid was talking about sailing knots or something or embalming procedures or something.

gac11 ,

I have had pretty good luck with doing

High five Up high Down low Too slow

My nephew would just let me do it forever, always trying to beat me on the too slow bit.

pelletbucket OP ,

i decided to let her watch Smackdown with me. we’ll see what she picks up as a surprise for mom & dad

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Oh great, show the niece thinly-veiled gay porn, aye

wuphysics87 ,

I taught my 18 month year old niece the sound a dinosaur makes. ROOOOOOOAAAR

fubarx ,

Poker. And proper bluffing.

PlantDadManGuy ,

Low-key one of the worst things I think you can possibly teach a child. I’ve actually considered this with my nieces because it would be fun, but teaching kids how to lie convincingly is just a terrible idea on every possible front.

m__a__b ,

Pull my finger.

falk1856 ,

That it’s pronounced heliclopter and not helicopter.

usualsuspect191 ,

Helico-pter

DirigibleProtein ,

My son came up with “epilopter” and that’s what we call them now.

Tarball ,

Teach her to take a drink and then smack her lips and say, “ahhh”.

pelletbucket OP ,

I’m not trying to grow an Instagram microcelebrity lol

Hadriscus ,

Juggling ? beginning with two balls is fairly easy and is a slippery gateway to more balls

sharkfucker420 ,
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