Starbucks' new CEO will supercommute 1,000 miles from California to Seattle office instead of relocating

painfulasterisk1 , 1 hour ago

I’m sorry, if you aren’t willing to relocate, you are not a good fit for the company.

I heard this in a job interview and the position was disclosed as remote.

demizerone , 1 hour ago

I have to dry my clothes between 12am and 3pm and this m’fer gets to fly a jet to work. Private jets along with luxury yachts are things humanity shouldn’t have.

mavu , 3 hours ago

Calling it “supercommute” is such a stupid thing. It should be called “stupidcommute” or maybe “commoronute”.

Mr_Blott , 10 minutes ago

Cuntycommuting

There ya go

thefartographer , 4 hours ago

This is it, y’all! This is the one.

No political messaging, no debatable tech contribution, no societal contribution, the company will be fine because they change CEOs like I change my underwear.

I think everyone can agree, this is the one we eat. It’s time to send a message and enjoy a damn fine meal.

assembly , 4 hours ago

The article says when he started at Chipotle they were headquartered in Denver but dickbag moved it to Newport Beach so it was closer. Guessing the same thing will happen to Starbucks. He will (randomly) decide that Newport Beach is a better location for a global coffee chain than Seattle.

nokturne213 , 2 hours ago

Was this the tiny portions chipotle ceo?

Blackout , 4 hours ago

Next time Starbucks does a greenwashing campaign just think of this asshole drinking champagne while commuting on a private jet.

tacticalsugar , 4 hours ago

Remember kids, climate change is your fault specifically, and only you can make things better by making your own life harder!

lolola , 4 hours ago

Gosh. Thinking about all the time I wasted on the damn bus today made this sting more than usual.

Imgonnatrythis , 1 hour ago

I stopped using plastic straws at Starbucks. If enough of you join me we can compensate for an entire weeks worth of the carbon footprint of this very important man.

stoly , 4 hours ago

And here I was thinking naively that this was an opportunity for change.

bacon_saber , 4 hours ago

https://media.king5.com/assets/KING/images/28bc115f-840e-46b8-b361-c4eedd467e46/28bc115f-840e-46b8-b361-c4eedd467e46_750x422.jpg

some_guy , 4 hours ago

What an asshole.

Boozilla , 4 hours ago

“I’m tall and have great hair, and I feel my thralls really need to see that.”

SpaceNoodle , 4 hours ago

I’m tall and have great hair. Am I supposed to have thralls?

bizzle , 5 hours ago

Piece of shit, wow!

inb4_FoundTheVegan , 5 hours ago

Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks’ head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

Replace all the Taylor Swift memes with this fucking guy.

DampSquid , 4 hours ago

We can do both, let’s not forget that Taylor Swift is a garbage person too!

hydroptic , 4 hours ago

Taylor Swift is the liberals’ emotional support billionaire

AstroGnomeical , 5 hours ago

How do you boycott a company you already weren’t buying anything from?

LostXOR , 4 hours ago

Go there every day and ask for a water. It's free, but you're costing them a tiny amount each time.

Quill7513 , 4 hours ago

Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better

nolefan33 , 4 hours ago

Your plan is certainly quicker, which is an upside.

SpaceNoodle , 4 hours ago

Well you gotta use up all their water first

surewhynotlem , 4 hours ago

Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am… Captain Protest!

Imgonnatrythis , 2 hours ago

Use the bathroom and flush four times!

Kalkaline , 1 hour ago

Also grab something on the way out and don’t pay for it.

Know_not_Scotty_does , 4 hours ago

Take their coffee grounds for compost?

Dadifer , 4 hours ago

You mean pickett?

null , 3 hours ago

Shoplift?

ArmoredThirteen , 3 hours ago

Bricks are cheap

DragonTypeWyvern , 1 hour ago

Molotovs.

wabafee , 18 minutes ago

Cockroaches + Starbucks product + video

kfchan , 5 hours ago

Bro should one way supercommute into the sun