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mavu ,

Calling it “supercommute” is such a stupid thing. It should be called “stupidcommute” or maybe “commoronute”.

thefartographer ,

This is it, y’all! This is the one.

No political messaging, no debatable tech contribution, no societal contribution, the company will be fine because they change CEOs like I change my underwear.

I think everyone can agree, this is the one we eat. It’s time to send a message and enjoy a damn fine meal.

assembly ,

The article says when he started at Chipotle they were headquartered in Denver but dickbag moved it to Newport Beach so it was closer. Guessing the same thing will happen to Starbucks. He will (randomly) decide that Newport Beach is a better location for a global coffee chain than Seattle.

Blackout ,

Next time Starbucks does a greenwashing campaign just think of this asshole drinking champagne while commuting on a private jet.

tacticalsugar ,

Remember kids, climate change is your fault specifically, and only you can make things better by making your own life harder!

lolola ,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Gosh. Thinking about all the time I wasted on the damn bus today made this sting more than usual.

stoly ,

And here I was thinking naively that this was an opportunity for change.

bacon_saber ,

https://media.king5.com/assets/KING/images/28bc115f-840e-46b8-b361-c4eedd467e46/28bc115f-840e-46b8-b361-c4eedd467e46_750x422.jpg

some_guy ,

What an asshole.

Boozilla ,
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“I’m tall and have great hair, and I feel my thralls really need to see that.”

SpaceNoodle ,

I’m tall and have great hair. Am I supposed to have thralls?

bizzle ,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

Piece of shit, wow!

inb4_FoundTheVegan ,
@inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks’ head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

Replace all the Taylor Swift memes with this fucking guy.

DampSquid ,

We can do both, let’s not forget that Taylor Swift is a garbage person too!

hydroptic ,

Taylor Swift is the liberals’ emotional support billionaire

AstroGnomeical ,

How do you boycott a company you already weren’t buying anything from?

LostXOR ,

Go there every day and ask for a water. It's free, but you're costing them a tiny amount each time.

Quill7513 ,

Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better

nolefan33 ,

Your plan is certainly quicker, which is an upside.

SpaceNoodle ,

Well you gotta use up all their water first

surewhynotlem ,

Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am… Captain Protest!

Know_not_Scotty_does ,

Take their coffee grounds for compost?

Dadifer ,

You mean pickett?

null ,

Shoplift?

kfchan ,

Bro should one way supercommute into the sun

snekerpimp ,

Dude has two families

subignition ,
@subignition@fedia.io avatar

The fucker should fly business class with everybody else

SpaceNoodle ,

Economy.

Death_Equity ,

Steerage

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