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paddirn , to memes in Pain

Having three kids, I get this sometimes. After bedtime is usually the first real chance I have to be alone in the day, so I don’t get any “Me” time until like 9 or 10 at night, and by that point I’m so exhausted, but maybe there’s something I’ve been wanting to get to all day I just don’t want to sleep. Other times I’m so wiped out I just let sleep take over, then do the whole thing all over again the next day.

Stalinwolf ,
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I feel this, but it’s only one kid for me. Three must be insane. Most days I look forward to something intended to occupy that free time, but like you I’m always wiped or experiencing a headache by 8pm or later. So I’ve gotten back into reading. Low energy, comfy, can do it on bed. Except now I open the book and am nodding off between sentences. Falling asleep easier than ever, but doomed nonetheless.

crimroy ,

This is me, but I don’t have any kids. I’m just tired and one thing I’ve been wanting to do will gain priority over the other: e.g. play a game/do something productive around the house etc., OR try to sleep. More often than not I decide to use the time trying to sleep which translates into watching a few hours of IASIP in bed. I believe that’s Michael Scott’s win win win scenario, right??

Floon , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Hate this. Every time, I seem to guess wrong.

Guess I’m a robot.

Mkengine ,

Then I would recommend Buster for you.

MedicatedMaybe , to memes in Really?

What do you call avoiding sleep until the very last minute because your life is only work and responsibilities. If you go to sleep that just means you have to wake up and do it all over again. So you stay up late so you have some sense of a life outside of this soul cruising existence.

can ,

Revenge sleep/bedtime procrastination

xeekei ,

My life. I call it my life.

Automated_Footprint , to memes in Get out my head
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From gay sex to send nudes to this?

victron ,
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CCF_100 , to funny in Salty Nuts

iirc this image is photoshopped and that’s not what the original ad said

Default_Defect ,
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Well spotted, Detective.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer ,

Original said “just like me”

AlexanderESmith , to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
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SpaceNoodle ,

That’s why I love smartphones, I can argue myself to sleep in bed

Siegfried , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

Its worst when you clearly see small traffic lights far back in the same pucture

Viking_Hippie , to cat in Napping Time

Most relatable Kitten Bowl player 😁🥰

Coskii , to cat in But I don't even sleep
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People who wake up between those hours for work:

Damn, I didn’t want to think capitalism was a higher power.

x4740N ,
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Capitalism is a false god

CarbonIceDragon ,
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I read this in the voice of Teal’c from Stargate

dejected_warp_core ,
this ,
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in evil cliche voice: bow before your billionaires! 1000031882

otter , to cat in Know Your Limits

Know your limit, play within it

Steak ,

Hi I’d like to re-mortgage my cat please

Empricorn ,

Do you have collateral, like a partner you’re not using or something?

Rentlar ,

Damn it, OLG!

starman2112 , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just banana cat videos
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Me knowing the right take is exactly the opposite of whatever my mom says in the family group chat

NutWrench , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.
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This is what “AI training” looks like, folks. The companies developing AI constantly tells us how awesome it is, but it still needs the help of humans to recognize basic sh*t like cars, buses, crosswalks and traffic lights. They didn’t choose those images by accident.

doublepepperoni ,
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I keep expecting blurry images of protestors or human shaped blobs huddling behind cover with some kind of crosshair over them

PLEASE CLICK ON ALL SQUARES WITH ENEMY COMBATANTS TARGETS PERSONS

BluJay320 , to memes in Be a cat
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I am an invasive species

sxan , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!
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Metatronz ,

Butt, lol

wander1236 , to cat in Napping Time
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Offensive feline

moistclump ,

Offensive feline.

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