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uphillbothways , to memes in Pain
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

The problem is waking up. Sleeping would be great if it would just keep going.

PeWu ,

It would be perfect if I could go to sleep indefinitely.

LufyCZ ,

Boy do I have news for you

Darkenfolk ,

Learn how this guy got infinite sleep in 1 2 3 easy steps!!! Insomniacs hate him!!! 100% ClIcKbAiT

thepiguy , to memes in Pain

When sleep changes from an escape from depression to just a timeskip to more of it

force ,

sleep is depression, i say as someone with adhd-induced inspmnia on top of just regular insomnia who can’t sleep for shit

i spent 3 hours lying down with my eyes closed not being able to sleep after getting 2 hours of sleep the night before, after staying up for 24 hours straight. end me

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Send me your address, I will bring a very large rock.

SeducingCamel ,

What fuels your sleeplessness? Even when I feel super tired it’s still a long combined process of constant tossing and turning and not being able to shut my brain up

GARlactic , to cat in Cat birthday is more important than Your.

If my cat and I shared a birthday, I’d probably get a kick out of this.

Imgonnatrythis , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I stress about the whole damn pole. If you showed me a picture of a traffic 🚦 on pole, and asked me what it was, I would say “a traffic light” not “a traffic loght and a traffic light pole”

NegativeLookBehind , to programmer_humor in My Journey
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Somebody told me a story once about how they went to a doctor in Sweden. They told him their symptoms and the dude started googling them.

emptyother ,
@emptyother@programming.dev avatar

My doc is also googling stuff very often.

Probably not bad. If I could have memorized the entire dotnet framework documentation, I would. Until then I will keep googling, and I will usually recognize if the solution is sound. Probably the same with doctors and health.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Agreed, I’m simply pointing out that the comic makes it seem like programming is something you can always just Google the answers for, instead of a skill that requires honing and a basal foundation, similar to medical science or law.

oldfart ,

I would love to have a doc who googles instead of just trying to sound smart based on their limited knowledge

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

You try memorising every known disease and alment in history.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

And you try memorizing every Python library

riskable ,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

It takes a while to get through the entire standard library but PyMOTW makes it fun and keeps things interesting 👍

(Yes, I’ve read every single one and if I can do it you can too)

pymotw.com/3/

Masimatutu ,
Darthjaffacake ,

Happened to me once so I guess it’s not as weird as I thought.

Gradually_Adjusting , to memes in idk bro
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

My heart misgives me, and words fail. Though I speak in the trouble of my heart, I know not if any counsel could mend this.

casmael ,

Is this a quote from somewhere or just your brain? 🧠

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Creatively stolen piecemeal from the verbiage in LotR. I’ve been going through the Phil Dragash soundscape lately.

doctorn , to memes in I lose mine last month :(
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  • doctorn ,
    @doctorn@r.nf avatar

    Got it a 7 years ago, haven’t lost the ejector since… Even amazes myself everytime I need it and it’s still there… 😅 Before this mine usually didn’t last a week.

    Express_pickle ,

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  • doctorn ,
    @doctorn@r.nf avatar

    More like 7 years of occasional surprise it’s still there. 😅😂

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  • doctorn ,
    @doctorn@r.nf avatar

    Ngl, every time I go look for it out of need I totally expect it to be long gone. I might physically look at it every time I open my wallet, but it became so much part of the ‘background’ that I never actually see it at those times. 😅

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  • doctorn ,
    @doctorn@r.nf avatar

    Yeah, I’ve even been known to move my phone (off of a junk-basket, nb) to check if my phone wasn’t under it… Took me way too long before I realized that… Kinda reminds me of this: 😅

    https://i.redd.it/4tbin31786191.gif

    Fuck_u_spez_ ,

    That wallet has seen some serious shit.

    doctorn ,
    @doctorn@r.nf avatar

    Yeah, I urgently need a new one but I keep postponing and forgetting. 😅 It used to be a cheap fake leather one which looked cool, has a crocodile head on the outside in it, and just plainly looked cool. Now, 5 years later, all the leather, except for the crocodile head, has proven to be a thin layer that has come off over time and what remains is a completely exposed (again, except for the crocodile head) black rubbery underlayer. 😅 Oh, well, it cost me €5 or something, I guess 5 years was a good service at that price…

    RickyRigatoni , to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
    @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

    You can’t even tell what they’re arguing about until around 200 replies in.

    _cnt0 ,
    @_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Let’s have an argument. We’ll know what it’s about when we get there. I’ll start:

    Hard disagree!!!

    RickyRigatoni ,
    @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

    PERSONAL ATTACK AFTER DIGGING THROUGH YOUR PROFILE.

    _cnt0 ,
    @_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Nonsensical statement involving plankton

    WereCat ,

    Exactly as not described

    _cnt0 ,
    @_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Well, actually it is.

    What a sorry excuse for an argument.

    WereCat ,

    I can’t even find the words for how incredibly supercalifragilisticexpialidociously stupid that sounds when I take your lack of argument into consideration

    _cnt0 ,
    @_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I can’t even find the words […]

    That seems to be constant with you, doesn’t it?

    […] supercalifragilisticexpialidociously […]

    Try to leave your childhood trauma out of this, and we might be able to turn this trainwreck of a discussion into something productive.

    […] your lack of argument […]

    Right. It is so obvious from the context that you haven’t even considered the effects that stabilizing the eel population in the Caucasus could have on achieving world peace.

    Scientists saying empty space not really being empty doesn’t lend your argumentative vacuum any substance.

    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or “you’re wrong!” But then they basically agree with that the other was saying. People just want to shout and be angry and dominant and not even really reading what the other one is saying.

    _cnt0 ,
    @_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

    So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or “you’re wrong!”

    Proof? Pictures or it didn’t happen.

    But then they basically agree […]

    I still disagree.

    […] with that the other was saying.

    Yah, I’m certainly not saying what you’re saying, buddy.

    People just want to shout […]

    Who’s shouting? Lots of unfounded claims here …

    […] and be angry […]

    Well, you’re starting to make me angry.

    […] and dominant […]

    I am. And I’m not sorry.

    Is this your first internet argument, kid?

    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    PTSD intensifies

    _cnt0 ,
    @_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Try to stay on the topic.

    The_Eminent_Bon , to memes in Be a cat

    Wear the collar

    Enkers ,

    Uhh… OK… O///O; Now wat?

    stagen ,
    @stagen@feddit.dk avatar

    Assume the position.

    neketos851 ,

    working on it

    Aggravationstation , to funny in Mind Your Business

    I’m excited for the possibility of mother fucking dogs in mother fucking planes

    VikingHippie ,

    I will never have had it with those!

    massive_bereavement ,
    @massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

    Well, your mom sounds relentless.

    Timecircleline , to cat in Name this dog species

    I want to see this friend in a studio Ghibli movie. The expressions he would have as shenanigans take place around him

    FlyingSquid , to memes in Chances are never zero.
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
    SlopppyEngineer , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

    Pushes daughter out the door

    “Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there.”

    “Daaaaaad!”

    Viking_Hippie ,

    shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!

    • Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples
    Pazuzu , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

    Try the audio captcha, those seem to have actual valid answers to them.

    Funny enough, there’s an extension that solves captchas by feeding that audio through a speech recognition algorithm. If anything it’s more reliable than solving them manually

    Zerush ,
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yes, Buster Captcha Solver extension (in GitHub, Firefox, Chromium), but there are novadays also several others, which works in all type of capchas, using AI. Because of this, Captchas are obsolet since years, turning simply in annoying clickbaits. They can’t avoid bots anymore.

    Amends1782 ,

    It makes me sad its not under active dev anymore. Last update to Firefox DEC 2022

    Zerush ,
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

    Well, but still works fine in reCaptchas (these are also not updated since a long time) I think it’s still valid, if you don’t use it frequently. If not, as said before, there are several alternatives which work with AI,

    LameName3000 , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

    I started half-assing these a long time ago because they never fail anyway.

    intensely_human ,

    !??

    Amazinghorse ,

    The test isn’t the panels you click on, it tracks how your mouse pointer moves. Bots or robots tend to move in straight lines, whereas with humans, the pointer moves in a more random fashion. That’s how you pass.

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