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rustyfish , to memes in It's so annoying
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I feel attacked. Am I being attacked?

MonkderZweite ,

I forgot.

KingThrillgore , to memes in Thank God
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Yay! It’s dark outside! I didn’t oversleep!

Checks clock, it’s 3am and you can’t go back to sleep

Oh crap

June ,

It’s happened to me every night for a week. :/

Lepsea ,

At 5 am you got sleepy and you just blink… Now it’s 8am

ignotum , to memes in Thank God

Clock: 3pm

Phone: 17 missed calls

robocall ,
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You must be popular.

Prunebutt ,

Missed calls? Found a boomer. \j

Thorry84 ,

I think they are a millennial, those are all the calls they got the past 6 months and they didn’t answer any of them.

KoboldCoterie ,
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This checks out.

Prunebutt ,

And they never just call their mom.

alquicksilver , to cat in Purradise is real?
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He forgot the blackjack and hookers.

Tankiedesantski , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples’ parents are homeowners.

Appoxo , to memes in It can become anything
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stebo02 ,
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nice sticks bro!

Appoxo ,
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Thanks bro!

elxeno , to programmerhumor in PHP is dead?
CaptainBlagbird , to memes in But My memory is shit.
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Plot twist: OP is talking about Bitcoin

bruhduh ,
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Monero probably, cuz transaction history is obfuscated

ikapoz , to cat in Catnip addiction

Last three cats I’ve roomed with all have zero interest in catnip. My disappointment is immeasurable.

filcuk ,

There are different kinds. Mycat has varying levels of reaction to each from little interest to major goofball.

idunnololz ,
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You can try silvervine as well.

Classy ,

Cat nip and cat mint are different plants. Often if a cat is resistant to one, they will be more likely to enjoy the other. Might be worth a shot.

TimeSquirrel , to memes in Impossible
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How old is your mom, 80? People in their 40s and 50s played Atari and are pretty familiar with video games. This joke is dying quickly.

VOwOxel ,

Although that is true, they might not be as familiar with the concept of online multiplayer games, which rose in popularity much later. The odds of someone’s parents having played, for example, Quake or Unreal Tournament in their childhoods are considerably lower.

MNByChoice ,

Quake was released in 1996, 27 years ago. College students likely played Quake at the time.

“Mom” likely knows her shit.

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m 46. Quake came out when I was 19. Of course I know about Quake.

TimeSquirrel , (edited )
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Am a 41 year old dad who grew up with Quake, Doom, and Unreal Tournament, and now have a 12 year old son who is also growing up on games. The boomers who didn't have a clue are dying. Those were OUR parents who didn't know diddly squat about gaming, not this generation's parents.

meekah , (edited )
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Well, in your bubble maybe. I can assure you the majority of people your age barely grasp the concept of the internet, let alone online gaming. Same goes for people in their 20s. It’s like cars for many people. Sure, they know very well how to use them, but have no idea about what other people do with their cars, like racing or off-roading. They might have some rough idea of what it probably is, but no clue about all the intricacies.

Nowadays most people use the internet, but that doesn’t mean they understand the pain when someone leaves your online match. Not everybody is playing online games, let alone online games where a leaving teammate actually matters.

VOwOxel ,

I think you are right. There are many people in their 40s who grew up with online games, my father included :). Although I am still fairly certain that online games weren’t as prevalent back then as they are today, thus many parents don’t quite grasp the concept.

EDIT: I would like to add that even people who didn’t play online games, such as my mother, still played on the atari, for example, and know the concept of “unpauseable” games. So I think that it mostly comes down to demographic. In my group of school friends (a few years ago) some parents were in the know and others weren’t.

ursakhiin ,

Who do you think was playing Quake and Unreal Tournament if not the parents of today’s youth?

PeepinGoodArgs ,

My wife of a year younger than me is the mom in the meme. I’m 35. The joke is still alive!

FlyingSquid ,
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If you ever played an Atari 2600, you understand the concept of an unpauseable game you play at home.

BossDj , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

So true but WHY

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Because you don’t have a sleep schedule

verdigris ,

Bruh I go to bed and wake up at the same time for two years and this still happens

BossDj ,

Same

franklin ,
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It’s because your bodies circulation rhythm is different from the sleep schedule imposed on you, I have the same issue

Buttons ,
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I’d like to sleep from about 2 to 10-2 every night. Society doesn’t like this though.

Akareth ,

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  • noughtnaut ,
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    *circadian

    Plibbert , to memes in Really?

    Nah I think that’s called depression.

    spudwart , to memes in Later me will manage

    Do not forget about the part where it constantly lingers overhead, and despite you thinking about it every moment and making every moment hell until you do it, you don’t do it until that last minute anyway.

    Dkarma ,

    I used to be this way and saw it as a sign of significant immaturity.

    Procrastinators often aren’t just procrastinating, they never end up doing the activity at all or at least until there are significant consequences. It is inherently selfish behavior,really.

    kwking13 ,

    Woah woah woah… selfish behavior? What do you think you know about procrastinators?

    I love that I procrastinate. It helps me to think about the issue/task for a longer period of time and allows for freedom to complete other tasks or relax instead of constantly stressing about getting things done immediately. I used to complete jobs right away and was rewarded with ever increasing workloads until I broke down from the amount of stress put on me daily. Procrastination isn’t something done to spite or hurt another person/entity…you have me a deadline and I completed it before it was due. Shouldn’t matter how I went about completing it.

    Procrastinating has taught me how to work under intense pressure when it’s absolutely needed, and I can respond in the moment with confidence in my ability. It helps me to find time to be more connected with my coworkers without being overburdened with an ever-increasing workload. If I don’t take the time to be true to myself as a procrastinator, you will get less and less quality work out of me as my mental capacity becomes overloaded. It’s selfish to abuse those that want/need to take their time while still working under last minute pressure to get it done.

    Not everything is so black and white just because it doesn’t fit with your style of working.

    Dkarma ,

    Two words. Group project.

    kwking13 ,

    Well that’s a more specific situation. Personally I try to get things done ahead of time in group projects. That just feels respectful to the others. I can agree that it’s a bit selfish to wait until the last minute when others can’t get their stuff done until I do.

    I just wanted to point out that procrastination shouldn’t be considered selfish. Different people have different working styles that work best for them. It’s a compromise to incorporate different working styles and the person who likes to do things right away and then relax should realize that there’s other styles and not everyone can operate the same way as them.

    EmergMemeHologram , to cat in Name this dog species

    I get Dark Crystal Aughra energy

    Beelzebob ,

    Fizzgig

    negativenull ,
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    jordanlund ,
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    Aleric ,

    Aughra had bigger, disturbing puppet knockers.

    Burninator05 , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

    Narrator: He will never be mature enough for that.

    ivanafterall ,
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    Maybe it happens sometime after 40?

    TheColonel ,

    It doesn’t.

    jballs ,
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    Nooooope

    at_an_angle ,

    My dad is retired and still laughs at pull my finger. Makes me laugh as well.

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