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jordanlund , to cat in Name this dog species
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“Do you have a dog or a cat?”

Yes!

ArbitraryValue , to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

There was the same nonstop excitement there would be during an actual soccer match.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

The crowd roaring in the stands excited about the fog mishap. Understandable how the goalie might misinterpret the sounds of a partying crowd.

inverted_deflector , to memes in Relatable to everyone

I was an asthmatic child. Still am as an adult but I sort of out grew it in my teens. It still pops up when Im sick, or when air quality dips, or if I get allergies, or its there but Im used to it and it’s not as bad as when I was young.

As a kid though oh man I would frequently come down with colds and frequently have a clogged nose. It was not uncommon for me to breath through one nostril for a day, then it might shift later that evening and no amount of blowing or picking would save it. Then of course when I was sick which again was frequent I would be a mouth breather.

I still loudly sneeze through my mouth as an adult, not because I want to make a scene but because sneezing through my nose would hurt and lead to two snot trails flowing down my face.

Its funny now that I think about it I usually dont carry tissues with me but as a kid I always had a pack in my pocket because snot was an inevitability.

Coskii , to cat in But I don't even sleep
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People who wake up between those hours for work:

Damn, I didn’t want to think capitalism was a higher power.

x4740N ,
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Capitalism is a false god

CarbonIceDragon ,
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I read this in the voice of Teal’c from Stargate

dejected_warp_core ,
this ,
@this@sh.itjust.works avatar

in evil cliche voice: bow before your billionaires! 1000031882

sour , to memes in Relatable to everyone
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is same for headache

sag OP ,

I am seeing your comment on so much post. Now just give me your GD id. (I still didn’t able to beat Stereo Madness damn that 3 Spike.)

sour ,
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sour7

sag OP ,

OK

Slow , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

Which of the two chocolate bars do you like?

sag OP ,

Milky Way

Slow ,

This candy bar seemed more milky when I was a kid. I recently bought Milky Way Mini and there was a lot of sugar in it, but I didn’t taste the milk.

Viking_Hippie ,

Mars, but Snickers is better.

TurnItOff_OnAgain , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

It’s just on Hard Mode

RobertOwnageJunior , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Dude, this is not an exaggeration. I can’t believe how deeply I relate to this shit.

Slow , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Obviously the vandals did their best.

I hope in this community there are only people who condemn the destruction of public property.

FlyingSquid ,
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I sure as hell condemn this destruction considering any person might have a sudden diarrhea attack at any moment.

Vince ,

Hopefully it’s vandals, I can’t imagine being some guy taking a normal shit when all of the sudden the toilet disintegrates.

gibmiser ,

Considering how sharp broken porcelain is, and the lack of visible blood, I’d say Noone was sitting on it at time of destruction.

Lophostemon , to cat in Name this dog species

It’s pretty clearly a cog.

Or perhaps a dat.

Norgur , (edited )

My brain autocorrected both of those and went "oh look, someone hasn't gotten the joke and thinks is funny to tell it but badly"...

teamevil ,

Did the same thing

Viking_Hippie ,

I honestly prefer it when my brain autoincorrects things. Much more entertaining!

Signtist , to memes in Relatable to everyone

I had this exact thought back in high school, and for some reason I still remember it every so often and just sit there, thankful I can breathe so well in that moment.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy
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Reminds me of Emo Phillips comparing himself to God because “we both drive a Galaxy.

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

My god, it’s full of carbs!

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?
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Looks like someone forgot their Imodium

Lophostemon , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Taco Bell strikes again.

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