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CADmonkey , to memes in Really?

This adult is excited to ride his motorcycle home after work, excited to take an edible and play whatever video game I have been playing, go ride bicycles with my kid, maybe read a book, and definitely practice cooking. When it’s bedtime I have to go lie down next to a nice thick woman with long red hair and a sex drive that I am doing my best to keep up with.

I don’t understand why I have this life. I wish others could be as happy.

ExcessivelyNoisy , to memes in Really?

I think that’s called depression

AgentGrimstone , to memes in Really?

I finally felt like an adult when waking up early on Sunday mornings became my favorite part of the week. It’s the most peaceful time.

MedicatedMaybe , to memes in Really?

What do you call avoiding sleep until the very last minute because your life is only work and responsibilities. If you go to sleep that just means you have to wake up and do it all over again. So you stay up late so you have some sense of a life outside of this soul cruising existence.

can ,

Revenge sleep/bedtime procrastination

xeekei ,

My life. I call it my life.

unreachable , to memes in Be a cat
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TIL i am a cat

BossDj , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

So true but WHY

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Because you don’t have a sleep schedule

verdigris ,

Bruh I go to bed and wake up at the same time for two years and this still happens

BossDj ,

Same

franklin ,
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It’s because your bodies circulation rhythm is different from the sleep schedule imposed on you, I have the same issue

Buttons ,
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I’d like to sleep from about 2 to 10-2 every night. Society doesn’t like this though.

Akareth ,

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  • noughtnaut ,
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    *circadian

    sgbrain7 , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

    Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome 😔

    danc4498 ,

    This sounds like a fun thing to Google at 3am

    sgbrain7 ,

    Lmao

    The_Eminent_Bon , to memes in Be a cat

    Wear the collar

    Enkers ,

    Uhh… OK… O///O; Now wat?

    stagen ,
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    Assume the position.

    neketos851 ,

    working on it

    Kase , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

    Those 8 minutes are positively glorious

    (. . .until I wake up feeling too well-rested and realize I slept through my alarms 🙃)

    BluJay320 , to memes in Be a cat
    @BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I am an invasive species

    testgoatpleaseignore , to memes in Be a cat

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  • danc4498 ,

    For the birds

    lugal ,

    You mean drones?

    If it flies, it spies

    ultratiem , (edited )
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    Birds arent real bruh

    Holzkohlen ,

    WAY ahead of you.

    pg_sax_i_frage ,

    for the /a human equivalent, of getting oneself neutered, sort of,… where was I going withtthis… oh yes, /c/childfree is on lemmy now. And there’s chidfree.cc (includes link to the lemmy and github,… includong data for thise intrested in getting medical pracedutres done rot that themselves).

    Viking_Hippie , to cat in Napping Time

    Most relatable Kitten Bowl player 😁🥰

    hungryphrog , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

    Are you stalking me? Because this meme has been very accurate for me lately.

    KnightontheSun ,

    Like right now. Now.

    Man who run in front of bus gets tired while man who runs behind bus is exhausted.

    I need some sleep.

    wander1236 , to cat in Napping Time
    @wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Offensive feline

    moistclump ,

    Offensive feline.

    notenoughbutter , to memes in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

    that’s why I set my alarm for when I want to sleep

    and put it on silent so I can sleep

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