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Signtist , to memes in Relatable to everyone

I had this exact thought back in high school, and for some reason I still remember it every so often and just sit there, thankful I can breathe so well in that moment.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of Emo Phillips comparing himself to God because “we both drive a Galaxy.

Slow , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Obviously the vandals did their best.

I hope in this community there are only people who condemn the destruction of public property.

FlyingSquid ,
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I sure as hell condemn this destruction considering any person might have a sudden diarrhea attack at any moment.

Vince ,

Hopefully it’s vandals, I can’t imagine being some guy taking a normal shit when all of the sudden the toilet disintegrates.

gibmiser ,

Considering how sharp broken porcelain is, and the lack of visible blood, I’d say Noone was sitting on it at time of destruction.

Spendrill , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Brandy is your friend. Well, for one night it’s your friend and the next day you’ll feel awful but at least you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing it was self inflicted rather than some poxy self-replicator making you feel bad.

usernamesaredifficul ,

when I was a kid my mum had this stuff that would just clear it up. You put it on your pillow and it disolves the blockage as you breath it in or something.

Only thing I remember was the bottle was brown though

Spendrill ,

Olbas oil, probably.

usernamesaredifficul ,

sounds right thanks

Slow , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

Which of the two chocolate bars do you like?

sag OP ,

Milky Way

Slow ,

This candy bar seemed more milky when I was a kid. I recently bought Milky Way Mini and there was a lot of sugar in it, but I didn’t taste the milk.

Viking_Hippie ,

Mars, but Snickers is better.

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

My god, it’s full of carbs!

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?
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Looks like someone forgot their Imodium

Norgur , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Anybody else getting "I'm 14 and this is deep" vibes from this?

PerogiBoi ,
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I’m 30 and this is deep.

evening_push579 ,

Deep inside my nose

Sotuanduso ,

Gottem.

HonoraryMancunian ,

How Can Breathing Be Real If Noses Aren’t Real?

Lophostemon , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Taco Bell strikes again.

EmergMemeHologram , to cat in Name this dog species

I get Dark Crystal Aughra energy

Beelzebob ,

Fizzgig

negativenull ,
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jordanlund ,
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Aleric ,

Aughra had bigger, disturbing puppet knockers.

MedicPigBabySaver , to cat in But I don't even sleep

Nope. It was 2:57 a.m. this morning. 😏

Lophostemon , to cat in Name this dog species

It’s pretty clearly a cog.

Or perhaps a dat.

Norgur , (edited )

My brain autocorrected both of those and went "oh look, someone hasn't gotten the joke and thinks is funny to tell it but badly"...

teamevil ,

Did the same thing

Viking_Hippie ,

I honestly prefer it when my brain autoincorrects things. Much more entertaining!

Timecircleline , to cat in Name this dog species

I want to see this friend in a studio Ghibli movie. The expressions he would have as shenanigans take place around him

Blackout , to cat in Name this dog species
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It's a Sir Didymus

AngryCommieKender , (edited )

While I totally appreciate a The Labyrinth reference, I’m afraid that this is a Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal.

Either that or a feral Lorax named Wilford Brimley.

Edit: Also this exists:

www.amazon.com/…/B0C43Y61ZW

That’s just animal abuse on some level. My dogs hate anything that makes them warmer. Hell, they only sleep with me for a little bit, and then choose the floor cause my average temperature is 100.5°F so cats love cuddling me, but I’m way too warm for dogs or most humans. Dogs don’t sweat though so heat management is rather important for their survival, unlike us.

andMoonsValue , to cat in Name this dog species

Dude speaks for the trees

MacedWindow ,
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BIG Lorax energy

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