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AceFuzzLord , to memes in Later me will manage

How’d you get a picture of me last weekend?

Valmond , to memes in Later me will manage

Spent last two years trying to make my kid understand this, forcing a bit, being subtle, trying to explain, being a bit of an obnoxious parent …

Last week he told me he’s doing the same work, with less work, and And having the weekend free.

Do it parents. For you also it will be as rewarding.

It is hard for both of you, so never forget it, be lenient when needed.

areyouevenreal , to memes in Later me will manage

I think something is wrong with me then. When I start something early it normally ends up with me losing momentum part way through, stopping for ages, then having to work like mad at the end anyway. That or I end up changing project idea and having to start again. Both of these ended up happening with my dissertation.

Like even when I start stuff at the right time it goes to shit. Somehow when I do stuff last minute it mostly turns out fine.

jack ,

Procrastination is good, it takes you were you naturally want to be and what you intuitively think is right. Starting early and forcing yourself through things you don’t care about is not productive.

sheogorath ,

But isn’t that like making excuses for yourself tho? I usually did the same as the parent commenter did. But if there’s an especially critical task that I cannot afford to ignore I use something like pomodoro timer to keep my attention span in check. Barring an external distraction – getting more of this as I’m getting more senior in my current work + kids when working remotely (⁠ノ⁠ಥ⁠,⁠_⁠」⁠ಥ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ – this method usually works.

areyouevenreal ,

Do things like pomodoro timers actually work?

sheogorath ,

It works, although you need to really stick to only working during the work time. I tried it when writing my thesis and miraculously I managed to work on it basically the whole day, from morning till night. Since then I’ve been using it sporadically when there’s an important work because for it to work for me I need to lock myself up so as to not get distracted by other people.

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

All things in moderation, including moderation procrastination.

kemsat , to memes in It's so annoying

It’s not loading it’s “what the fuck was I thinking 12.37648 seconds ago?”

backhdlp ,
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more like 1.237648 seconds

UnrepententProcrastinator , to memes in Later me will manage

Nothing like the pressure of last minute to be productive!

danque , to memes in It's so annoying
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Mostly when sick and the head is cloudy. You’ll be like, “I have slept for 15 hours, I don’t feel well, but what now”

DigitalTraveler42 , to memes in Really?

Homer looks more excited to be stoned

Guru_Insights99 , (edited )

Please do not promote the usage of illegal substances here on this platform. As the usage of them can lead to legal action, per the federal Marijuana Tax act of 1937 thereupon enforcing the disusage of the substance in 35 US states. Henceforth, I will have to report your post to the proper authorities.

Edit: Stop downdooting!!

ReakDuck ,

Ok, cool

DigitalTraveler42 ,

Lamest possible response, even if a joke.

InfiniteWisdom ,
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I don’t know why you are getting downvoted, I for one 100% agree that the use of illegal substances should not be allowed. However, as a retaliation to your statement I would encourage the disusage of all illegal substances per-se. I will provide an upvote to counteract the copious amounts of downvotes you have now from uninformed Lemmy users. Good day to you sir.

H3wastooshort ,

Illegal substances are not allowed by the very definition of the term. Discussions regarding these substances focus on whether or not their status of being illegal should be repealed or continued as an “allowed illegal substance” would be a paradox in a court of law.

Guru_Insights99 ,

Thank you my good sir, I appreciate the positive feedback. Good day to you 😇😗

Ataraxia ,

As a resident of a legal weed state I must report everyone for not supporting their government by imbibing in mery-jujuana.

ArbitraryValue , to memes in Really?

I knew I was an adult when I started hoping that if I got sick, I would get sick on the weekend.

UltraMagnus0001 , to memes in Really?

I’m usually excited to get home plop on the couch, deny that I’m tired and should go to bed.

RIP_Cheems , to memes in Later me will manage
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

The stress is what gives me the motivation to do the work. So no.

colonelp4nic ,
Plibbert , to memes in Really?

Nah I think that’s called depression.

Christos , to memes in Really?
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No thats called working a sad job and having a sad life

jollyrogue , to memes in Really?

Get stoned, take a nap? That checks out.

jollyrogue ,

Maybe teach the cat about socialism so it will start wearing cute little commie hats.

son_named_bort , to memes in Really?

I do enjoy going home. It’s better than going to work.

thorbot , to memes in Really?

Apparently I’m not adulting because when I get home I’m excited to get stoned and play video games

TwoBeeSan ,

I wonder what percentage of the US falls into this camp.

I know I deifnelty do lol.

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