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Timecircleline , to cat in Name this dog species

I want to see this friend in a studio Ghibli movie. The expressions he would have as shenanigans take place around him

Lophostemon , to cat in Name this dog species

It’s pretty clearly a cog.

Or perhaps a dat.

Norgur , (edited )

My brain autocorrected both of those and went "oh look, someone hasn't gotten the joke and thinks is funny to tell it but badly"...

teamevil ,

Did the same thing

Viking_Hippie ,

I honestly prefer it when my brain autoincorrects things. Much more entertaining!

MedicPigBabySaver , to cat in But I don't even sleep

Nope. It was 2:57 a.m. this morning. 😏

EmergMemeHologram , to cat in Name this dog species

I get Dark Crystal Aughra energy

Beelzebob ,

Fizzgig

negativenull ,
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jordanlund ,
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Aleric ,

Aughra had bigger, disturbing puppet knockers.

Lophostemon , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Taco Bell strikes again.

Norgur , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Anybody else getting "I'm 14 and this is deep" vibes from this?

PerogiBoi ,
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I’m 30 and this is deep.

evening_push579 ,

Deep inside my nose

Sotuanduso ,

Gottem.

HonoraryMancunian ,

How Can Breathing Be Real If Noses Aren’t Real?

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?
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Looks like someone forgot their Imodium

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

My god, it’s full of carbs!

Slow , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy

Which of the two chocolate bars do you like?

sag OP ,

Milky Way

Slow ,

This candy bar seemed more milky when I was a kid. I recently bought Milky Way Mini and there was a lot of sugar in it, but I didn’t taste the milk.

Viking_Hippie ,

Mars, but Snickers is better.

Spendrill , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Brandy is your friend. Well, for one night it’s your friend and the next day you’ll feel awful but at least you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing it was self inflicted rather than some poxy self-replicator making you feel bad.

usernamesaredifficul ,

when I was a kid my mum had this stuff that would just clear it up. You put it on your pillow and it disolves the blockage as you breath it in or something.

Only thing I remember was the bottle was brown though

Spendrill ,

Olbas oil, probably.

usernamesaredifficul ,

sounds right thanks

Slow , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Obviously the vandals did their best.

I hope in this community there are only people who condemn the destruction of public property.

FlyingSquid ,
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I sure as hell condemn this destruction considering any person might have a sudden diarrhea attack at any moment.

Vince ,

Hopefully it’s vandals, I can’t imagine being some guy taking a normal shit when all of the sudden the toilet disintegrates.

gibmiser ,

Considering how sharp broken porcelain is, and the lack of visible blood, I’d say Noone was sitting on it at time of destruction.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy
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Reminds me of Emo Phillips comparing himself to God because “we both drive a Galaxy.

Signtist , to memes in Relatable to everyone

I had this exact thought back in high school, and for some reason I still remember it every so often and just sit there, thankful I can breathe so well in that moment.

mrbubblesort , to lemmyshitpost in But it's just a Galaxy
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That's a nice picture, but this one is worth a 100 grand!

ericisshort ,

Still 30% less fat than what? A stack of cash?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

A 143 grand.

Coskii , to cat in But I don't even sleep
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People who wake up between those hours for work:

Damn, I didn’t want to think capitalism was a higher power.

x4740N ,
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Capitalism is a false god

CarbonIceDragon ,
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I read this in the voice of Teal’c from Stargate

dejected_warp_core ,
this ,
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in evil cliche voice: bow before your billionaires! 1000031882

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