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Ghyste , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/777de567-c8fc-4533-9da0-26f99ad59474.png

dingus ,

😳

FreshLight ,

Why did they have to use “plunge”?💀

jwt ,

Sometimes journalists just aren’t that subtle when it comes to puns.

MightyGalhupo ,

🤦‍♂️

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

They knew what they were doing

vaseltarp , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Aragorn voice: “But today is not that day!!”

BillyTheSkidMark ,

Homer Beer baron in the distance

^^^no ^^^you ^^^won’t

SquishMallow , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

The day that happens, I’d rather die

Mr_Fish , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

I honestly don’t know which name is better: Uranus or George.

Yes, the guy who discovered the planet wanted to name it after King George, but everyone said that was too political, so it was called Uranus.

kzhe ,

It would probably have been Georgia or some derivative of George.

HiddenLayer5 , (edited )

Seeing how Uranus is a Greek in origin named after one of their mythological figures, the proper Greek pronounciation would be more like “Ooranos”

Micromot ,

That seems pretty similar to the german prnunciation

JohnDClay , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

Astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke

HiddenLayer5 ,

Let me locate it for you

Thcdenton , to memes in Phew!

One of the best feelings ever is canceling plans. On par with taking an epic dump.

Annoyed_Crabby , to memes in Phew!

Look ma, no plans!

MightyGalhupo , to lemmyshitpost in Uranus is so big!!

I hope I can always be immature enough to laugh at this. Life sucks, enjoy the little things. Or in this case the very big space you can fit things into.

TastyWheat , to memes in Chances are never zero.

It’s true. I was nearly killed by a cow. Turned my car into a convertible and missed my head by millimetres.

don ,

So you met a cow and got a new car and a haircut for your troubles. Not bad at all!

Drusas ,

Be glad she wasn't a moose.

CCF_100 , to funny in Salty Nuts

iirc this image is photoshopped and that’s not what the original ad said

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Well spotted, Detective.

casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer ,

Original said “just like me”

Rudee , to memes in Chances are never zero.

Cows kill more people every year than sharks do

cows_are_underrated ,

And that’s only because we come more often and much closer to cows than we come to sharks.

Shard ,

Its also because big ass herbivores are actually really dangerous.

Sharks don’t actually like the taste of humans because we’re a little too lean. So they won’t actively hunt you unless they’re starving. There’s only really one reason why a shark is out to get you. There’s many reasons a herbivore will mess you up.

A big herbivore will fk you up because he’s having a bad day and you got too close. Or its mating season and everyone is potential competition. Or they mistook you for a predator cause of their poor eyesight. Or a bird flew away nearby and one of them got startled and now you’re in a path of a stampede.

cows_are_underrated ,

Sharks may also bite you by accident, because they mistake you for a seal.

How dangerous a bull is also depends on his age. While getting older he will start to lose the fear/respect for humans. This will get to a point where being alone with him is a literal death sentence.

Rudee ,

Speak for yourself, I haven’t spent any time coming anywhere near a cow

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f9f31764-2829-4529-8c46-2d8d53755c76.jpeg

cows_are_underrated ,

That was not what I meant.

explodicle ,

OMG I didn’t even notice your username until just now!

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Your username should have been cows_are_udderated

cows_are_underrated ,

Lmao

cows_are_underrated , to memes in Chances are never zero.

Even tho cows are cool as hell, don’t mess with them if you don’t know them. Especially bulls can easily kill you(and they will do).

wieson , to memes in Chances are never zero.

Made my brain autofill the rest of the image with the cow standing on two legs and having human arms.

BachenBenno , to memes in Chances are never zero.

Can’t be mad at her, considering all the beef people eat

hltdev , to memes in Chances are never zero.

just wants to use your phone bro

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