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Dasnap , to memes in Chances are never zero.
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I literally walked into my grandparents’ garden one day and found a cow just hanging out. No one believed me when I went to tell them until they heard it moo. Turns out it had managed to break the fence at a local field and was just roaming.

Armand1 , to memes in Chances are never zero.

This looks like my old student accommodation

FlyingSquid , to memes in Chances are never zero.
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Akasazh , to funny in Salty Nuts
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Idk why but I think a certain Jaunty Jenkhead might know more about this.

Octopus1348 , to memes in Chances are never zero.

There was a 82 year old man who had to pee and couldn’t hold it in, so he went to a train track to do it. While he was pissing, a cow from the air crushed him. His death certificate literally says “Death by a flying cow”. It turned out that cows were crossing a track and the train hit one of the cows full speed, so it was sent flying right towards the man. He ended up passing away.

cows_are_underrated ,

Achievement unlocked: Get killed by a flying cow.

Octopus1348 ,

I saw a comment that read “Bro got the rarest death message 💀”

BananaPeal , to funny in Salty Nuts
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Hey everybody have you seen my nuts? They’re big and salty and green. If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my nuts in your mouth!

youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY

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chillbo_baggins , to memes in Just Upload a meme.

This is the way

onestop , to memes in Pain

brought back very dark memories

spudwart , to memes in Chances are never zero.

Cows are angry little vengeance creatures.

They know, and they want retribution.

VicksVaporBBQrub , to funny in Salty Nuts

Who hash… Who pudding… Whose your daddy.

NicerLemmyUser , to cat in Name this dog species

It’s master shifu in the making!

Candelestine , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Yeah, I’ve done that before. I usually just drink a big glass of water though, that usually works.

Mothra ,
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Wow your nose is well domesticated! No way I fix mine with a drink. Antihistamines help but it’s a tough battle.

Candelestine ,

Yeeeah okay, allergies are a different story. I’m more thinking of a wake-up-in-the-morning type of stuffy nose, maybe from a mild cold or something.

I find I’m often a little bit dehydrated, which makes it a little harder to blow my nose.

Mothra ,
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Oh I see. Fair enough! :)

idunnololz ,
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My nose only takes sugar :(

ikapoz , to cat in Name this dog species

Joke’s on you. That’s an owl.

sag OP , (edited )

Wait. Really? I thought it’s a hairy capybara

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

It’s an octopus. Octopuses look however they want to look.

Pat_Riot ,
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No that’s chameleons. Octopuses have 8 sides.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
andMoonsValue , to cat in Name this dog species

Dude speaks for the trees

MacedWindow ,
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BIG Lorax energy

Blackout , to cat in Name this dog species
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It's a Sir Didymus

AngryCommieKender , (edited )

While I totally appreciate a The Labyrinth reference, I’m afraid that this is a Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal.

Either that or a feral Lorax named Wilford Brimley.

Edit: Also this exists:

www.amazon.com/…/B0C43Y61ZW

That’s just animal abuse on some level. My dogs hate anything that makes them warmer. Hell, they only sleep with me for a little bit, and then choose the floor cause my average temperature is 100.5°F so cats love cuddling me, but I’m way too warm for dogs or most humans. Dogs don’t sweat though so heat management is rather important for their survival, unlike us.

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