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MedicPigBabySaver , to cat in But I don't even sleep

Nope. It was 2:57 a.m. this morning. 😏

andMoonsValue , to cat in Name this dog species

Dude speaks for the trees

MacedWindow ,
@MacedWindow@lemmy.world avatar

BIG Lorax energy

Timecircleline , to cat in Name this dog species

I want to see this friend in a studio Ghibli movie. The expressions he would have as shenanigans take place around him

NicerLemmyUser , to cat in Name this dog species

It’s master shifu in the making!

rustyfish , to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Anyone up to argue about something stupid?

TotallyNotSpez ,

You fight like a dairy farmer!

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

I give up.

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

I've met a dairy farmer, that mfer could KO a brick wall.

jaspersgroove ,

Last time I got into a fight with a dairy farmer I ended up in a coma for 37 days and when I woke up whenever I tried to move my fingers my toes wiggled instead.

UlfKirsten ,

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Diabolo96 ,

I think Pokemon is an overrated game that prey on people nostalgia to re-re-release over and over the same game twice at the same time with the only difference being a slight sprite and name swap . Kinda like FIFA, NFL, PES. Heck, even they don’t do the release twice with slight variations bullshit. Imagine FIFA : Barcelona and FiFA: Real Madrid editions being sold separately and the only difference is that the team written on the other version isn’t available.

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

There can’t be an argument because I 100% agree with you.

Diabolo96 ,

But I failed my task of starting an argument. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

/Jk

PopShark ,

I think your Pokémon hot take is much less controversial than you envisioned lol

Diabolo96 ,

Isn’t it the most profitable franchise in the world ? There’s a craze around every new release and peoples praising it despite the glaring issues. I did expect a bit more controversy 😅.

Donkter ,

You would have gotten a more heated debate about this 10 years ago.

Diabolo96 ,

I remember thinking the same even as kid. Why would anyone defend it ten years ago but not now ? Genuine question.

dreadgoat ,
@dreadgoat@kbin.social avatar

Pokemon is how a lot of people got into games to begin with. It was a new and innovative experience from their perspective. Pokemon Red/Blue was a competent game with some fresh ideas, but through luck/marketing it became the launch point for a massive population of people into the gaming industry.

So now you've got a few factors playing into Pokemon hype:
Nostalgia (you never forget your first)
Production value (this made money, pump more money in)
Incidentally a formula that favors expansion (just add more Pokemon)

These factors are enough on their own to carry a franchise for a while, especially for an otherwise ignorant audience that doesn't play anything else (just like the people who just play FIFA games and nothing else). But at some point, it becomes too obvious even to the most zealous supporters that the formula is, well, a formula, and it's not changing or improving, and even they finally begin to criticize the product. It's easy to have a favorite pokemon out of 150, maybe even 450, but now there are over 1000 and it becomes exhausting even for die-hard fans. Even the number of types has exploded to 18 without actually having any interesting interactions to justify them, it's just more for the sake of more.

Plus, the most recent releases have been impressively lazy, again so much so that even megafans can't nostalgia their way out of it.

All this together makes for a history of a franchise that was one vehemently defended but is now seen as an embarrassing phase one went through as a child.

Diabolo96 ,

I appreciate the long and detailed explanation. I already knew most of this but the last sentence tie it all together. People snapping of the pink tainted nostalgia because the abysmal quality of the product they’re fed is surely a feat in laziness and and nonecaring about the consumers. Wish it manifested in the sales tho, consumers need to learn that they can vote for improvement with their cash.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

In the game’s defense, vaporeon is the game’s most compatible pokemon for human-pokemon breeding

azulavoir ,

it’s no coincidence that the best pokemon games (emerald, platinum, and legends arceus) are the ones that don’t come with a paired-off other half

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Burger King microwaves their burgers to melt the cheese and their chicken tastes like grade F pigeon meat

rustyfish ,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

This sounds like the ramblings of a rich kid who doesn’t appreciate the taste of a pigeon. Tell me, how is it to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth?

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, I don’t own a pair of socks with holes in them to use as gloves to eat the damn bird properly. Tell me, how is it to be born with a plastic spoon in your mouth?

GeneralVincent ,

I worked at Burger King 8 years ago, we only microwaved one burger. That’s the veggie burger, that thing was the worst. All the rest though, you generally don’t have to microwave because it’s kept pretty warm in the heating thing.

Also, pigeons are basically the chicken of the sky. And it keeps the local pigeon population down so really a win win 🤷

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Some people really can eat anything

Kowowow ,

At least they haven’t been hit by shrinkflation nearly as bad as the hockey puck big mac

Broodjefissa ,

Well, depends on your definition of stupid. What’s something stupid according to you?!

Redrum714 ,

your mom

Flax_vert ,

That’s transphobic. Their birthing parent came out as trans last year. Oh wait I’m on the UK instance, maybe I should be the transphobic one.

Broodjefissa ,

But my IQ is probably less than my mom’s. So haa, who’s the stupid one now!

ougi ,
Broodjefissa ,

Congrats, you discovered you can make screenshots. Bravo 😂

explodicle ,

Absolutely not, that would be a complete waste of time.

RIP_Cheems , to cat in iPad Kid
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

What they watchin?

Rai ,

iOS app, PaintForCats!

We got it for our kittens but they always pull down the system tray thingy and pause the game.

They love it when they’re not fucking it up, though!

Treczoks , to programmerhumor in PHP is dead?

Apart from Python, is anyone of the listed contenders actually still breathing?

shasta , (edited )

Only if you count Angular as the same as AngularJS

kshade ,
@kshade@lemmy.world avatar

Flask sure is.

Phrodo_00 ,

Next, Angular, Django, RoR?

Treczoks ,

People are still using those?

Phrodo_00 ,

Probably not starting a lot of new projects in them, but there’s loads of valuable software literally being the main income for companies in all of them.

Treczoks ,

Well, you can say exactly the same about COBOL…

catacomb ,

Ruby on rails is alive, just not as popular. ASP.NET is popular but looks nothing like it did then; probably for the best.

Linssiili , to programmer_humor in My Journey

Give kagi a try, if you haven’t yet.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Definitely worth the money imo. No ads is a weird experience.

VicksVaporBBQrub , to funny in Salty Nuts

Who hash… Who pudding… Whose your daddy.

Rudee , to memes in Chances are never zero.

Cows kill more people every year than sharks do

cows_are_underrated ,

And that’s only because we come more often and much closer to cows than we come to sharks.

Shard ,

Its also because big ass herbivores are actually really dangerous.

Sharks don’t actually like the taste of humans because we’re a little too lean. So they won’t actively hunt you unless they’re starving. There’s only really one reason why a shark is out to get you. There’s many reasons a herbivore will mess you up.

A big herbivore will fk you up because he’s having a bad day and you got too close. Or its mating season and everyone is potential competition. Or they mistook you for a predator cause of their poor eyesight. Or a bird flew away nearby and one of them got startled and now you’re in a path of a stampede.

cows_are_underrated ,

Sharks may also bite you by accident, because they mistake you for a seal.

How dangerous a bull is also depends on his age. While getting older he will start to lose the fear/respect for humans. This will get to a point where being alone with him is a literal death sentence.

Rudee ,

Speak for yourself, I haven’t spent any time coming anywhere near a cow

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cows_are_underrated ,

That was not what I meant.

explodicle ,

OMG I didn’t even notice your username until just now!

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Your username should have been cows_are_udderated

cows_are_underrated ,

Lmao

spudwart , to memes in Chances are never zero.

Cows are angry little vengeance creatures.

They know, and they want retribution.

onestop , to memes in Pain

brought back very dark memories

BananaPeal , to funny in Salty Nuts
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hey everybody have you seen my nuts? They’re big and salty and green. If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my nuts in your mouth!

youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY

thorbot ,

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chillbo_baggins , to memes in Just Upload a meme.

This is the way

shath , to memes in Toughest Choice
@shath@hexbear.net avatar

secret third option

Chakravanti ,

Money=/=Life

chillbo_baggins ,

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