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Unpigged , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Xylometazolinhydrochlorid 0.1%, we need Xylometazolinhydrochlorid 0.1%!

Dkarma , to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

Christians waiting for jeebus

MargotRobbie , to cat in Name this dog species
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

I think this is actually a cat that’s pretending to be a dog. Like a cat actor. Or Ca-ctor.

But it’s fine, because on the Internet, nobody knows you are a dog.

t_berium , to memes in Relatable to everyone
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I just say toothache.

charlybones , to memes in Relatable to everyone

As an adult I’ve often tried to be conscious of when different aches are not happening. Maybe it’s a sign of getting old.

Candelestine , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Yeah, I’ve done that before. I usually just drink a big glass of water though, that usually works.

Mothra ,
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Wow your nose is well domesticated! No way I fix mine with a drink. Antihistamines help but it’s a tough battle.

Candelestine ,

Yeeeah okay, allergies are a different story. I’m more thinking of a wake-up-in-the-morning type of stuffy nose, maybe from a mild cold or something.

I find I’m often a little bit dehydrated, which makes it a little harder to blow my nose.

Mothra ,
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Oh I see. Fair enough! :)

idunnololz ,
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My nose only takes sugar :(

CylustheVirus , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Afrin works for a couple days, just don’t keep using for longer or it’ll be worse.

It works by constricting the blood vessels in your nose. Very effective but there can be a rebound effect.

Norgur , to memes in Relatable to everyone

Anybody else getting "I'm 14 and this is deep" vibes from this?

PerogiBoi ,
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I’m 30 and this is deep.

evening_push579 ,

Deep inside my nose

Sotuanduso ,

Gottem.

HonoraryMancunian ,

How Can Breathing Be Real If Noses Aren’t Real?

agitatedpotato , to memes in Relatable to everyone

If I have clear sinuses but I obstruct one of my nostrils, I breathe out of the other one and under no duress I feel calm and display no need to unobstruct the other nostril.

If one of sinuses and nasal passages is fully stuffed such that no air can go through, catch me flipping on my sides an laying upside down so I can open up a small sweet path for fresh air.

Cant be only me right?

jopepa , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

Considering the seat is up I think this might be fully automatic kidney stones.

21Cabbage ,

You imagine finally passing a kidney stone in a public bathroom and it hits the bowl just right so the toilet fucking explodes.

jopepa ,

Once you get used to the pain and learn to control it like wolverine they’re actually pretty useful. Lights are one but you’re already sitting down with your snacks and popcorn, zip, ping, solved.

21Cabbage , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

A lot of those public bathrooms have stupid high pressure, back in high school one of my friends came up to the group and ushered us into the bathroom to show off that he had kicked a sink off the wall, and the water pressure from said sink was spraying water HARD against the opposite wall.

lolcatnip , to cat in Name this dog species

Canis familiaris

nodsocket , to memes in Relatable to everyone

My nose is clear, thanks for making me feel gratitude

KpntAutismus , to lemmyshitpost in Super Shitter?

“die schüssel sprengen” (detonating the bowl) suddenly got a whole new meaning.

MycoBro , to memes in Relatable to everyone

What is the German word for this? Or perhaps Japanese word? (It’s a shame we can’t say “jap word”. Super easy to type)

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