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kromem , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

I always ask if there’s a price match from the company which there often isn’t.

The few times they say yes, I follow up with asking if there’s a cap on the match.

If there’s a match and no cap, I’ll usually donate.

But 1,000,000 fuck nos to donation if there isn’t a match or if they are capping that shit.

jennwiththesea , to memes in The elbow; hurts so good!
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I hate massages while they’re happening. They hurt like hell. But then afterward, my back is golden for weeks, so it’s worth it. I just have to endure!

Nitrate55 , to memes in The elbow; hurts so good!
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Reminds me of this hilarious video

Track_Shovel OP ,

Lmao. She was nicer than that, but getting rid of a knot always fucking sucks

c0mbatbag3l , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
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It was only folded so many times because the ore on Honshu is pretty low grade and had to have the carbon worked out of it more than European steel.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Wait, you mean it’s not because it gives me the ability to part steel plate in a single slash?

c0mbatbag3l ,
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You only get that when you fold it 69 times.

DmMacniel ,

Nice

abcd ,

Nice

misterundercoat ,

Wow you must be a novice if you still need to slash. A true bushido master can cut steel without unsheathing the blade.

Raxiel ,

Only if you don’t look at it afterwards

Sigh_Bafanada ,

As I understand it, it wasn’t to work the carbon out of it, but instead to simply evenly spread the impurities throughout the whole sword, so there weren’t any specific points of weakness

doctorcrimson ,

Obligatory “It wasn’t folded 1000 times, it was folded 11 times giving it more than a thousand folds.” Fun fact, the older traditional Japanese forges were basically assembled from mud found right there on the rivers where they found their low grade iron, and this process was kept alive by spiritualism and tradition conservatives, so it’s honestly a miracle they assembled anything long and sharp at all. Most of the iron in Japan is considered low grade Pyrite at only 46% iron, while other places in the world had access to Magnetite with up to 72% iron before any refining.

Madison420 ,

Traditional tomahogonany is still made in small quantities in mud furnaces.

yaminoEXE , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Chinese Soldiers: “What if we put a sword on a stick and call it a day?”

Szwajcer , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Present in very many cultures as well. Be it called yari, ji, iklwa or sarissa they are all long pokey sticks.

Jumi ,

Sharpening a stick regardless of length is probably one of the easiest ways to get a weapon

empireOfLove , (edited ) to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

This just in- being able to hurt your enemy from farther away than they can hurt you conveys a large tactical advantage. More at 11.

workerONE ,

I think a shield and sword together are better than a spear youtu.be/uLLv8E2pWdk?si=vXiyUTTnSbIq-vC8

lud ,

Wait until you hear about Spears with shields.

RaivoKulli ,

Were they very common?

lud ,

Ancient Greek and Rome used them quite a lot, as I know.

Madison420 ,

The famous Roman legion rarely engaged in formation combat with sword and shield, more often Fighting started with spear and shield and moved to sword and shield.

Sylvartas ,

Also Vikings iirc

IHaveTwoCows ,

In a related story, artillery always beats infantry, hence David and Goliath. More at 11

bi_tux , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
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What about halberts?

misterundercoat ,

That dude from the Office?

TomAwsm ,

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

Squirrel ,
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The long-handled axe/spear combo? Yeah, that’ll do.

lorty ,
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Your spear can break my spear, damn.

andthenthreemore , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
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It’s because people want to imagine themselves as a hero, engaging in one on one combat. A knight or samurai.

They don’t want to imagine themselves as a barely trained serf in a block with 30 other people holding 3m long pikes trying not to shit yourself as arrows start to rain down.

LemmysMum ,

Shit, even in one on one martial combat, give me range and I’ll take it. Knife < Sword < Spear < Bow

deeznutz ,

Knife < sword < spear < bow < trebuchet

cows_are_underrated ,

Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < trebuchet

blackluster117 ,
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Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < WA 2000 < trebuchet

FooBarrington ,

Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < trebuchet < arbalists thrown by trebuchets

RIP_Cheems ,
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Knife < sword < spear < bow < crossbow < trebuchet < arbalists thrown by trebuchets < napalm thrown by trebuchets

tdawg ,

Just don’t miss with the crossbow…

Squirrel ,
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The most elegant weapon.

Umbrias ,

By the time of 3m pikes most infantry would be receiving pretty decent training.

iAmTheTot , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...
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To preempt the inevitable: no, companies do not take your donations and then use them as a tax write off to somehow profit. That's a myth. That's not how taxes work. Those donations are yours and you can claim them on your taxes. Yes, really.

AssholeDestroyer ,

They definitely don’t profit but don’t donations lighten a corporation’s tax liability?

cashsky ,

No. They literally just said that’s not how it works.

railsdev ,

But to add to this: maybe do your own research. Don’t take strangers’ words at face value. And don’t take every search result at face value either.

Pog ,

That’s exactly what a CEO would say hmmm

salton , (edited )

It’s not the tax write off. It’s that the companies like to white wash their image though these types of charities at the counter. They could just donate a portion of their profits instead. I don’t need my charitable donations to be impulse purchases when I’m trying to grab some milk.

railsdev ,

Exactly.

The other thing is that when you research the charity they’re promoting they tend to score pretty poorly.

Changetheview ,

They’ll also use the customer donations in their own marketing materials with carefully chosen wording.

“We put $X in the hands of X charity!” Sounds cute, until you realize why they don’t say they “donated $X” instead. It’s because it’s often not their money or donation.

iAmTheTot ,
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Yes, they get good publicity typically. Charities also get a butt load of money they would not have otherwise got.

jaybone ,

Yeah if they really fucking cared, the machine would ask “how much of our profit in this sale should we donate to charity.”

Then you don’t pay anything extra, and they can take the tax write off. (And lose the profit.)

Lol of course they will never do this.

pelerinli , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

Funny, Sneakers is cınsidered expensive in my country.

meekah ,
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I’m sorry you have to endure that man child’s populist politics :/

But I wouldn’t consider Snickers to be a cheap dinner either. For the same money you can easily buy some rice and a few veggies and have an actual dinner instead.

Andrew15_5 , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
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It isn’t folded 1000 times, only about 10 times.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Sir, your fedora is showing

But really, its a sword not noodles (which are folded when made by hand)

SkyezOpen ,

Superior Japanese noodles, folded over 1000 times.

IHaveTwoCows ,

I have been amazed to learn how many Asian noodles there really are, and how different they are.

Andrew15_5 ,
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The reason I know this is because I’m watching this channel: youtube.com/

GorgeousWalrus ,

In fairness, this would give you 1024 layers ;)

Andrew15_5 ,
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That’s the point. The number of layers is over 1000.

Fixbeat , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

Just say no. The cashier doesn’t need your snark.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Bruh, you are lost. This is /c/memes, not real life

scrubbles ,
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You’re telling me, that the text you wrote for the title was just an imaginary conversation that happened in your head? It’s not real?!

Track_Shovel OP ,

This life is not real. We are each a flit of an image in an Eldritch God’s dream. Life is meaningless. There is a reason that our central nervous system looks like a jellyfish-type thing. It is because we are truly made in our slumbering god’s image and our bodies are only vessels to hide this image from other, awake gods. The god only knows slumber. And memes.

railsdev ,

You idiot, this is obviously the Matrix.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Then why can’t I just download Kung Fu into my head?

HikingVet ,

You don’t have admin privileges.

Fixbeat ,

That’s fine, but in real life, save the smart ass comments for memes.

ikiru ,

So, then, exactly what happened?

Cephirux ,

But what makes a meme, a meme? Or funny in this case. Most if not all good memes have to be relatable, so your meme is kinda related to real life. I mean, for some people, your meme is relatable in their life.

RaivoKulli ,

It’s relatable in the sense that many would like to say that but don’t

Cephirux ,

So many would like to say no when asked for donations but didn’t for whatever reason? Hard to argue on this one since it’s subjective, but personally, I surely wouldn’t find it difficult to say ‘no thanks’.

RaivoKulli ,

I meant the title

altima_neo , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
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KANCHOOO

Track_Shovel OP ,

DONG CHIM!

rockerface , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Long stick > any other melee weapon

dingus ,
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Gotta have that reach.

Narrrz ,

the bow and arrow is just a logical extension of mankind's desire to poke each other at ever longer range.

rockerface ,

The natural wish to poke but not get poked back

TimeSquirrel ,
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rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

Shurimal ,

->relativistic kill vehicle.

You see it coming, omae wa mou shindeiru.

Only thing more scary would be triggering a vacuum decay event. But these tend to backfire quite spectacularly.

LemmysMum ,

Orbital weapons platforms fit in there somewhere.

explodicle ,

Aliens see us as the water balloon planet.

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