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thekernel , to mildlyinfuriating in Air Canada changed my flight for the 3rd time, I'm now landing in Toronto 1 hour AFTER my next flight departure.

This is why you always book it as one flight with the airline even if it has multiple hops - its their responsibility to reschedule all the missed connections for free.

c0mbatbag3l , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It was only folded so many times because the ore on Honshu is pretty low grade and had to have the carbon worked out of it more than European steel.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Wait, you mean it’s not because it gives me the ability to part steel plate in a single slash?

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

You only get that when you fold it 69 times.

DmMacniel ,

Nice

abcd ,

Nice

misterundercoat ,

Wow you must be a novice if you still need to slash. A true bushido master can cut steel without unsheathing the blade.

Raxiel ,

Only if you don’t look at it afterwards

Sigh_Bafanada ,

As I understand it, it wasn’t to work the carbon out of it, but instead to simply evenly spread the impurities throughout the whole sword, so there weren’t any specific points of weakness

doctorcrimson ,

Obligatory “It wasn’t folded 1000 times, it was folded 11 times giving it more than a thousand folds.” Fun fact, the older traditional Japanese forges were basically assembled from mud found right there on the rivers where they found their low grade iron, and this process was kept alive by spiritualism and tradition conservatives, so it’s honestly a miracle they assembled anything long and sharp at all. Most of the iron in Japan is considered low grade Pyrite at only 46% iron, while other places in the world had access to Magnetite with up to 72% iron before any refining.

Madison420 ,

Traditional tomahogonany is still made in small quantities in mud furnaces.

Fixbeat , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

Just say no. The cashier doesn’t need your snark.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Bruh, you are lost. This is /c/memes, not real life

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

You’re telling me, that the text you wrote for the title was just an imaginary conversation that happened in your head? It’s not real?!

Track_Shovel OP ,

This life is not real. We are each a flit of an image in an Eldritch God’s dream. Life is meaningless. There is a reason that our central nervous system looks like a jellyfish-type thing. It is because we are truly made in our slumbering god’s image and our bodies are only vessels to hide this image from other, awake gods. The god only knows slumber. And memes.

railsdev ,

You idiot, this is obviously the Matrix.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Then why can’t I just download Kung Fu into my head?

HikingVet ,

You don’t have admin privileges.

Fixbeat ,

That’s fine, but in real life, save the smart ass comments for memes.

ikiru ,

So, then, exactly what happened?

Cephirux ,

But what makes a meme, a meme? Or funny in this case. Most if not all good memes have to be relatable, so your meme is kinda related to real life. I mean, for some people, your meme is relatable in their life.

RaivoKulli ,

It’s relatable in the sense that many would like to say that but don’t

Cephirux ,

So many would like to say no when asked for donations but didn’t for whatever reason? Hard to argue on this one since it’s subjective, but personally, I surely wouldn’t find it difficult to say ‘no thanks’.

RaivoKulli ,

I meant the title

FlyingSquid , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I said that to my wife at Petsmart just yesterday. They asked on the register to donate to some pet charity and I said, “why can’t Petsmart just use some of their bajillion dollars in profits to pay for it? Why are they asking me to give money to their charity when I’ve already paid them money?”

aliceee , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

“do i look like i have 5$?”

Sylver , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

Is it mandatory to say “Bite my shiny metal ass” while wearing it?

NegativeInf ,

Bite my shiny metal mask? Ahh. Whatever. You know it baby.

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

I’ll make my own welding! With blackjack and hookers!

Hupf ,

It’s me, Welder!

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can only read that in Zoidbergs voice.

Rachel , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

It plays Disco Inferno when in use.

NotSpez ,

Or that Daft Punk song, Around The Weld

NotSpez , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

I hope OSHA doesn’t turn a blind eye to it.

tdawg , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

Yes, I’ll donate it to my savings. Thanks for asking

Andrew15_5 , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
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It isn’t folded 1000 times, only about 10 times.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Sir, your fedora is showing

But really, its a sword not noodles (which are folded when made by hand)

SkyezOpen ,

Superior Japanese noodles, folded over 1000 times.

IHaveTwoCows ,

I have been amazed to learn how many Asian noodles there really are, and how different they are.

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

The reason I know this is because I’m watching this channel: youtube.com/

GorgeousWalrus ,

In fairness, this would give you 1024 layers ;)

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

That’s the point. The number of layers is over 1000.

ummthatguy , to memes in I've got 99 problems but urban planning is all of them - SLRPNK
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

The interest rate’s a little airborne. It’s still good.

https://media.tenor.com/Y0Owa5e3_F0AAAAC/homer-simpson-homer.gif

rockerface , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Long stick > any other melee weapon

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Gotta have that reach.

Narrrz ,

the bow and arrow is just a logical extension of mankind's desire to poke each other at ever longer range.

rockerface ,

The natural wish to poke but not get poked back

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

Shurimal ,

->relativistic kill vehicle.

You see it coming, omae wa mou shindeiru.

Only thing more scary would be triggering a vacuum decay event. But these tend to backfire quite spectacularly.

LemmysMum ,

Orbital weapons platforms fit in there somewhere.

explodicle ,

Aliens see us as the water balloon planet.

charlytune , to memes in Day. Ruined.
@charlytune@mander.xyz avatar

I trod on a slug recently while wearing socks. The slime didn’t come out in the wash. Bleeuuurrgghhhh.

lost_in_the_bewilderness ,

Gross. I’ve sat my naked butt on one… at night, on the edge of a hot tub. Worst experience ever haha.

Illegal_Prime , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

Me who exclusively uses self checkout and never does this (in no small part due to the no button being bright red.)

iAmTheTot , to memes in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

To preempt the inevitable: no, companies do not take your donations and then use them as a tax write off to somehow profit. That's a myth. That's not how taxes work. Those donations are yours and you can claim them on your taxes. Yes, really.

AssholeDestroyer ,

They definitely don’t profit but don’t donations lighten a corporation’s tax liability?

cashsky ,

No. They literally just said that’s not how it works.

railsdev ,

But to add to this: maybe do your own research. Don’t take strangers’ words at face value. And don’t take every search result at face value either.

Pog ,

That’s exactly what a CEO would say hmmm

salton , (edited )

It’s not the tax write off. It’s that the companies like to white wash their image though these types of charities at the counter. They could just donate a portion of their profits instead. I don’t need my charitable donations to be impulse purchases when I’m trying to grab some milk.

railsdev ,

Exactly.

The other thing is that when you research the charity they’re promoting they tend to score pretty poorly.

Changetheview ,

They’ll also use the customer donations in their own marketing materials with carefully chosen wording.

“We put $X in the hands of X charity!” Sounds cute, until you realize why they don’t say they “donated $X” instead. It’s because it’s often not their money or donation.

iAmTheTot ,
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

Yes, they get good publicity typically. Charities also get a butt load of money they would not have otherwise got.

jaybone ,

Yeah if they really fucking cared, the machine would ask “how much of our profit in this sale should we donate to charity.”

Then you don’t pay anything extra, and they can take the tax write off. (And lose the profit.)

Lol of course they will never do this.

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