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pigup , to memes in My go to when I want to impress a date
gun ,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

That is… Mind blowing

theredbit ,

I would drive it

ipkpjersi ,

Holy shit I can’t stop laughing that’s actually amazing.

ApathyTree , to memes in I'm already at the end of my paragraph, and I haven't even finished speaking my third word.
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Why yes, I am capable of shooting myself in the foot at record speed as soon as I open my mouth. In fact it’s mandatory!

Lovely of you to notice!

RHOPKINS13 , to memes in fries are another $8.00

To be fair, Five Guys is every bit as expensive. But I'll take Five Guys over most of those places anyway. Free peanuts is tempting.

Toneswirly ,

Five guys will let you fuck your burger up with 12 toppings tho. Better value proposition

WetBeardHairs ,

Five guys will let you fuck your burger

This echos my last five guys in restaurant people watching experience.

0ops ,

Please no one prompt this to an image generating model

the_artic_one ,

Five guys is a $15 burger with no sides place not a $20 burger with no sides place.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

That’s also $15 with the option of every topping known to man ,and if you do add sides theyre enough for a meal on their own.

ursakhiin ,

Man. Maybe I’m lucky, but the five guys near me is 11.29 for a full sized cheeseburger with no sides. 12.69 is the most expensive one with bacon but I usually just do the little one which is 8.79.

They do charge an arm and a leg for the fries, though. Which I guess is to be expected since their measurements for a small fry is “all of them”

Death_Equity ,

I’ll gladly put Five Guys in my mouth for the price they ask. Plus all the nuts you could want.

Interstellar_1 ,
@Interstellar_1@pawb.social avatar

Have I just gone to a bad Five Guys? I went to one once last year and the burger was mediocre at best and the fries were greasy to the point of being sickening. I haven’t gone back since.

Pika ,
@Pika@sh.itjust.works avatar

you defo went to a bad 5 guys, I’ve been to st least 6 different locations and have never been disappointed in the experience

helpImTrappedOnline , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

It was the last thing they made

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

With that hand, anyway.

Landless2029 , to memes in My wife every two weeks:

I don’t have cleaners. But the last time I saw this joke made a commenter opened OPs eyes with something along the lines of:

Imagine hiring cleaners gives you a +2 to your cleanliness level.

You start at 5. +Cleaners: 7

Clean first to get to 7 on your own? +Cleaners: 9

Also. Cleaners will start with the easy shit like dishes. If dishes are done they have to go deeper to clean harder shit. Get your money’s worth.

Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Bullets are faster than sound. So it might be bang, splat, toot.

mojofrododojo ,

subsonic ammo is a thing, esp. for suppressed firearms - that way you never get a crack, and only hear the mechanical action of the assemblies reciprocating.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Noted, clown horn might counteract my suppressor.

mojofrododojo ,

yeah I mean the horn is what we’re trying to preserve, not the crack.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I’d pay to see the John Wick silencer flight dubbed with those “her-huh” clown horn sounds.

mojofrododojo ,

slap kick pfft HONK pfft HONK pfft HONK punch kick

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

.45 acp default rounds is subsonic

mojofrododojo ,

Valid point. But is that .45? the barrel looks small.

Frankly I can’t identify the firearm.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like .22 they too can’t achieve over subsonic speeds in pistols example of that is lr 22/45 pistol

bnaur ,

It’s a russian Margolin, or some variant. So yes, a .22LR.

ook_the_librarian ,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Which is exactly in line with the meme.

BlemboTheThird , to lemmyshitpost in A long and distinguished family

dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again

Slovene ,

OK, we’ll talk shit about cornhole dogs.

jaybone ,

Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.

TWeaK ,

Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd’s pie should exclusively be lamb - it’s in the name.

spaduf OP , to fediverse in Flipboard Starts a PeerTube Instance

I was never really into Flipboard but after watching their launch ad from 2010 I’m realizing that their business has always been about trying to jam fediverse functionality into web2. No surprise they’re so all in

tacosanonymous , to memes in spicy in spicy out

That fourth one is way too spicy.

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

It’s worth it

WaxedWookie , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I’ve been avoiding people management for years - and about a year ago, I was apprached by a company I’ve worked with for an exec gig. Dream job that would have shot me forward 10+ years in my career.

I lost it because I haven’t managed people since I worked in retail. It’s held me back pretty seriously, and I understand now that it’s better me leading a team than most of the schmucks I’ve worked for.

someguy3 , to memes in Doomba

I think I saw a remote controlled little ground thing made to drive under tanks and blow up.

remotelove ,
guyrocket , (edited )
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

That reminds me of the little crawling bombs in Supreme Commander. Can't remember what they're called...

ETA: They're called: Cybran T2 Mobile Bomb a.k.a. Fire Beetle

iSeth ,

~~[Ticks]~~Fire Beetles

Amends1782 ,

When I was a child I thought the RC-XD was the most ridiculous contraption I had ever heard of. Tons of shit turned out to become real I thought was stupid

remotelove , (edited )

Here’s the kicker: A ton of things that are actually are stupid do actually turn into stupid products. “As Seen on TV” being the primary source of those things…

Innovation is probably one of the best, and worst, features of war. Simple concepts that do not have any other place in society could save, or cost, thousands of lives. It’s weird.

This idea of remote controlled cars shuttling explosives is not new. There were probably Allied versions, but the German version of such a thing was the Goliath. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goliath_tracked_mine

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

RC-XD, Call of Duty Black Ops

ours ,

Or WWII Goliath Tanks.

tilcica ,

yeah the soviets invented something similar to this…but it barked and was trained on their own tanks instead of their enemies’…

bizarrocullen , to memes in We all go through that goofy looking stage

Don’t lie, that goat is cute. You’d definitely date him if you were a goat.

DancingIsForbidden ,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

I now identify as a goat (for Braxton only). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

weariedfae , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Obviously you should be doing compressions only on a giraffe.

Look at how far the blood has to go to get to the brain, you can’t afford the time do to rescue breaths.

Plus consider how far the lungs are away from the mouth and how large they are. There’s no way your 2 puny exhales have enough pressure to get there, let alone inflate the lungs enough to oxygenate anything.

No, it’s abundantly clear you need to do compressions only until someone gets the giraffine AED.

3ntranced ,

Or do a 2-man rescue and one pumps the chest and the other administers rescue breaths, or more likely just continues blowing constant air to try to get some positive pressure in the airway to fill the lungs.

The real question here i think is what would cause a giraffe to lose a pulse that wouldn’t already likely be it’s cause of death regardless?

I_Clean_Here , to memes in oof

You listen to it anyway and it grows on you.

dolle ,

So much this! I don’t use Spotify, I buy all my music on Bandcamp. Sometimes I buy an album after just hearing the first song because I find it interesting, but then after a few more listens I realize that the album is not what I thought it was. However, I’m already committed because I paid for it, and it now sits at the top of my collection, so I continue to listen to it. Sometimes it turns out I find qualities in the music that I didn’t notice at the first listen, and I learn to like it. Sometimes not, and I ditch it.

This was also the way I discovered music before Spotify even existed, I just never changed my habits (I just used other services than Bandcamp back then). I think more people should try turning off the algorithmic entertainment faucet that is Spotify and try committing a bit more to the music that they listen to. Also, a lot more money goes to the artists this way, Spotify is basically stealing from the artists.

spiderman , (edited )

I buy all my music on Bandcamp.

How much have you spent on buying albums in Bandcamp? It must be a lot if Bandcamp is the your only choice for listening to music.

dolle ,

I have 170 albums in my Bandcamp collection. I have a lot more on my mp3 collection which I have bought via other means. Each album is maybe $10 on average, so that is around $1700. I have used Bandcamp for around 8 years after 7digital closed their EU store and eMusic became trash. So that’s around $17 per month. Not a lot of money in my book, music means a lot to me!

spiderman ,

Okay, that’s a large collection. I am more interested to buy vinyl these days but they are too expensive here.

HurlingDurling , to memes in oof

If it’s 1999, you would go to a record store if you wanted to buy an album and depending on the store the would have a sampler disk and could tell you if it sucked or not. Also, if the songs where good you would have billboard to tell you how good it was as well as your local radio station.

Or you could just open Napster and download the whole album for free.

samus12345 , (edited )
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Yeah, I like how this is pretending that the internet didn’t exist in 1999 because there was no Spotify or iTunes.

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