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Vespair , to memes in The Extra Mile

A lot of us “do the bare minimum” do the bare minimum because of all of the time in the past we spent going the extra mile only to be rewarded with ever greater expectations for identical compensation and opportunity.

They made us this way.

Track_Shovel OP ,

No sympathy for them. No mercy!

ummthatguy , to memes in Maps
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
AngryishHumanoid , to memes in Maps

Believe me, that’s not the only way people in Idaho are fucked.

Pilgrim ,

Yeah, we all know about the famous Idaho orgies ok, no need to rub it in

SeekPie ,

Rub it you say?

Pantsofmagic , to memes in Chat Apps

A chat app for every friend and a launcher for every game. We live in a utopia.

baseless_discourse , to lemmyshitpost in Dune

D.U.N.E. short for “[D]on’t put [U]r dick [N] [E]that”

TrickDacy , to lemmyshitpost in Bottomgear

Wait, this is an actual shitpost. What’s wrong?

Anyolduser ,

There aren’t even any jeans in it!

TrickDacy ,

The text you just typed was not textured as jeans. I must be in the wrong community

PlasticExistence ,

To be fair, Clarkson basically always wore jeans

psycho_driver ,

Skinny jeans on a not-skinny man.

NoSpiritAnimal ,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

The quest for a boot cut to match a huge gut

interdimensionalmeme , to memes in Do you find yourself residing in bygone days?

I was fined 700$ for letting it grow. I moved from that fascist cunthole of a town. I should have killdozed them all.

xor ,

that seems excessive…
it turns out, due to the prevalence of grass allergies, letting them get too long releases a lot of pollen and makes it a “noxious weed” (legally, in at least one town)

if you just kill off the grass and let something else grow, it’s totally fine…

i recommend sheet mulching with cardboard

MarcomachtKuchen , to lemmyshitpost in efficiency

Is this halo?

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

It’s minecraft

Empricorn ,

Mario

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

AND MY AXE

pythonoob , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Holy shit his is accurate, wtf lol

Wirrvogel , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in No pets

The story about a man stuck in a cave that gave me nightmares forever, after watching the video, this new story can’t hurt me anymore:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnI_oZKxzl0
Watch it, the way the story is told is great, a classic! 10/10 nightmares, will watch again!

Edit: I was made aware that the video plagiarised heavily an article by someone else, so I leave the link to the original work here too: mentalfloss.com/…/1925-cave-rescue-that-captivate…

Mago ,

Just FYI, that whole video is plagiarised from an article written by someone else.

Wirrvogel ,

The video credits an article in its description and its author: mentalfloss.com/…/1925-cave-rescue-that-captivate… Is it this one?

SuperApples ,
@SuperApples@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but the video has been deleted and reuploaded several times after been called out.

Wirrvogel ,

I edited my comment and added the original article. Again, thanks for pointing out the problem, really appreachiate it!

SuperApples ,
@SuperApples@lemmy.world avatar

For any cave dweller who haven’t seen it, here’s Hbomberguy talking about the history of this video and it’s plagiarism, as @Mago alluded to. piped.video/watch?v=yDp3cB5fHXQ&t=5071 (if the timecode doesn’t work, it’s arond the 1:24~25 mark.

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in boom. headshot

And a night that fucking jeep has high beams on at all times that far exceed what should be street legal and still carry out the royal decree.

Tangent5280 , to lemmyshitpost in boom. headshot

This is very high effort. Where can I find more

Gork ,

Sir this is a shitpost sub, there’s no quality control here

FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

There should be one with quality control then

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

If a shitpost has quality controls is it still technically a shitpost anymore?

FQQD ,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Depends on the definition of shitpost. Shit could be produced, controlled and sold like any other product too

gandalf_der_12te ,

Depends on whether somebody pulled it out of their ass IMHO.

PatMustard ,

Just check your local public toilet wall

iAvicenna , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like I would probably spend much of my time contributing to existing open source code or try making games if I did not have to work for a living. I do like what I am doing but when it becomes the only thing I am doing, its not so great.

Something_Complex ,

Have you tried alternating that with a run in the park

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t like running, I go to the gym once a week or so mostly for health benefits

match , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
@match@pawb.social avatar

this idea is going straight to space station 13, I’m sure

StrahdVonZarovich ,
@StrahdVonZarovich@ttrpg.network avatar

Hey, a fellow space station player in the wild! Please God don’t let the station clown get this, he already tied me up in the library so I have to watch his nonsense.

Godric ,

I’ve played like 2 games of it and have no idea wtf is going on, any tips?

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

make friends and survive :3

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

I’ve played like 60 games and barely have any idea wtf is going on, good luck lmao

My advice is to pick something relatively low impact like janitor or bartender if it’s available and just try and hang out and see what happens. Or just be an assistant but people tend to ignore you or grief you if you’re assistant. Some of the more complex roles, if you’re interested in trying them, such as engineering or botany, are greatly benefited by figuring out how to host a private server to log on to and practice outside of a real game. Medical, at least as of a couple years ago when I last played, is pretty formulaic and as long as you know what operation you need to perform and have the supplies to do it, you can just follow a wiki page recipe.

Don’t trust sec, don’t trust the clown, if anyone outside of your departnent is being exceptionally nice to you they’re probably going to stuff your corpse in a locker 20 minutes from now if you don’t help them kidnap HoP. Learn to be robust. Rules (both social, and actual game rules and code) will differ, sometimes greatly, depending what server you’re currently on, but reading the Goonstation wiki should give you approximate knowledge of most things.

If you roll antagonist, God be with you, and know that we’ve all royally bungled many an antag objective, most especially when new. Just try to have as much fun as you can, the points don’t matter anyway.

UntouchedWagons , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

I could totally see this in the next Borderlands game.

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