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Rhynoplaz , to memes in Invest in hwat?

Spot on! 😂

Viking_Hippie , to memes in Invest in hwat?

That coin ain’t right!

JizzmasterD , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

Smoking is up there. Just close your eyes, atomize the world in front of you, and draw it in through the small, paper tube. Open your eyes and exhale a bit of yourself back into the world.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

You leave a bit of yourself in the world, the world leaves a bit of carcinogens in you ❤️

dutchkimble ,

Yin Yang

JizzmasterD ,

Lol, I hear you. “All things in moderation” and it can be eating grilled food, walking down streets with cars or enjoying a campfire.

lowleveldata ,

Yes. And deep breathing is that without the paper tube.

LEONHART , to memes in Invest in hwat?

Crypto-whatsit? Is that something from one of Bobby’s vid’ya games?

It’s a new form of money, Hank. VIRTUAL MONEY.

Well, excuse me, Dale, but here where I live, in the REAL WORLD, we already have a perfectly fine money. It’s called AMERICAN DOLLARS and it works just fine, I tell ya h’wat.

You say that now, Hank, but wait until the cyber-swarm-uprising of 2034 comes and replaces your precious “real world” with a virtualsphere so indiscernible from what you think you know as real! Wake up and see what’s coming on the horizon!

Can you see me kicking your ass on the horizon?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

This is perfect!

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

Are you one of the writers for the revival?

LEONHART ,

I wish.

9488fcea02a9 ,

Dude, i was also going to ask if you’re a writer on the show…

i read your post and heard hank’s voice perfectly in my head. You have talent, son.

LEONHART ,

Aw, shucks… 🙂

moody ,

Cryptocurrency, man! Money on the computer man, dang ol’ ones and zeros, onna internet y’know, pew pew pew, zippin’ on them wires…

LEONHART ,

Boomhauer, for once in my life, I have no idea what you’re talkin’ about.

pops another beer

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

Crypto and crypto accessories.

glouriousgouda ,

Catch the new dystopian thriller, “Cyber-swarm-uprising. 2034: Book one” in theaters August 23rd, 2024!

variants ,

Rip dale

foggy ,

I like how we don’t need to be told which character is saying what. What a great show. What great characters.

dan42O , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

Remember if you see these folks anywhere: They may have some charity stuff, but only to still benefit themselves.

terminhell , to memes in Invest in hwat?

Maybe, but I kinda think Dale wouldn’t bother with crypto thinking it’s some kinda government psyops or some conspiracy lol

gibmiser ,

So he would invent his own cryptocurrency

Omnimater , to memes in Invest in hwat?

I’m sorry, you want me to pay you in hwatcoin?! We don’t accept your silly Canada dollars here, this is Texas.

radicalautonomy , to memes in Invest in hwat?
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

Tell y’what man, you talk’n bout ol’ crypto, man, I don’t want none-a that ol’ bitcoin, none-a that ethereum, man, that ain’t money, y’know, talkin’ bout dang ol’ dogecoin, man.

Sorgan71 , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

eating is like this

explodicle ,

When I put away the phone for a meal I feel like a fancy Frenchman

waigl , to memes in Invest in hwat?

Top Left – More or less the default position, sensible enough, if a bit naive. Nothing wrong with this.

Top Right – Having knowledge is a good thing, and so is making decisions based on sound risk-benefit analysis.

Bottom Right – Well, at least it’s an informed decision. Just don’t try to pass off the risk on someone else if it backfires.

Bottom Left – Oooouuuuh, you don’t want to be in this quadrant, trust me…

akincisor ,

Everyone who thinks they are in the bottom right, is in the bottom left.

worldofbirths ,
@worldofbirths@lemmy.world avatar

I think the show does a good job at showing how easy it is for Dale and Bill to swap too. Just recently watched the episode where they basically end up in a ditch because they didn’t really know how to use a digger - it’s hard to tell who is dragging down who.

hperrin , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

I like to have a podcast on while I’m vomiting. I might as well use that time to learn more about WWII.

salvaria , to memes in Invest in hwat?

“Do I look like I know what a bitcoin is?”

thefartographer , to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.

Suit yourself, I’m easy

ETA:

Blucher!

Decoy321 ,

Cue horse whinnying

Track_Shovel OP ,

Glad this reference isnt lost

icerunner_origin , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

Who’s out there putting hands on the rim of toilet bowls? 'fess up.

jol ,

Depends how drunk and how violently I’m vomiting, really. At some point I just need all the support I can get… You’re not gonna die from touching some old pee.

HonoraryMancunian ,

If it’s my own toilet it’s probably one of the most sanitised places I can put my hands

(I’m very hygienic when it comes to my toilet, it gets sprayed with disinfectant several times a day)

explodicle ,

I clean the rim of the toilet bowl in case I need to vomit later. (Was in a frat)

ArmoredThirteen ,

I’m already leaving the situation needing to clean myself. There are other things taking priority over hand placement

tooclose104 ,
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

I keep the seat down and hover depending on the velocity. If it’s gonna return fire, I’ll use the seat for support.

gamermanh ,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Normally? No

When I had E. Coli last year? Yes. And when I got too weak to do that I slumped over the bowl almost kissing the porcelain, absolutely disgusting but it was that or…

When I got to weak for that I flipped onto the floor and spiritually connected with mankind from years past cuz holy shit do I understand how diarrhea killed people now

hemko , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

I mean the term oligarch has a clear definition that differs from billionaire, but to be honest pretty sure many billionaires meet the criteria…

Quickly from wikipedia

A business oligarch is generally a business magnate who controls sufficient resources to influence national politics.[1][2] A business leader can be considered an oligarch if the following conditions are satisfied:

uses monopolistic tactics to dominate an industry;
possesses sufficient political power to promote their own interests;
controls multiple businesses, which intensively coordinate their activities.

Edit: also this smells a bit like tankie propaganda pointed towards liberals and conservatives

Spiralvortexisalie ,

What purpose does the propaganda serve if it presumably hits across the board?

awwwyissss ,

You thought the murderous oligarchs that have stripped Russians of a chance for a democratic society are bad? What about Warren Buffet!!?!

hemko ,

Yep. It’s important to acknowledge the shit western billionaires do, but this kinda whataboutism is meh

awwwyissss ,

More than just a bit.

theFibonacciEffect ,

So Elon musk is one I guess

hemko ,

Gates, Besos, Zuck and the foss hater msft boss whose name I can’t remember for sure. I honestly have no idea if Elon meets the 1st requirement - though simply being the richest man on planet highly hints towards it

No idea who’s the granpa at the front

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Pretty sure the old fart is Country Kitchen Buffet or something like that.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

he foss hater msft boss whose name I can’t remember for sure.

You already said Gates

hemko ,

LOL yeah, but meant Steve Ballmer

rmuk ,

If I had a nickel for every time Microsoft created an oligarch I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

Siegfried ,

So is the reptilian who founded facebook

FeetinMashedPotatoes ,

Time to dust off the guillotines

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