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Jackcooper , to lemmyshitpost in Dune

It’s the cheap cosplay guy making a big decision

fidodo ,

You can trust him to always make the most horrifying one

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

All he has to do is bend over. Easiest cosplay ever.

Hawk ,

ThatsTheJoke™

EmpathicVagrant , to memes in Invest in hwat?

This made me laugh an inappropriate amount for what it is.

InEnduringGrowStrong , to lemmyshitpost in Zen
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

New in-bowl ad-screen market.

NegativeInf ,

They already have a smart toilet to chemically analyze your piss. I’m feeling an inefficiency in the market.

FireRetardant ,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ&pp=ygUKU21h…

brbposting ,

Any more with these actors?

rustydomino , to memes in Invest in hwat?
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Yup

perishthethought ,

Yup.

Pistcow ,

Mmhmm

watersnipje ,

Mmm-hm.

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in Dune
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Well I guess Idaho cause you gon’ catch me Duncan.

Lumidaub , to lemmyshitpost in Remember to raise your pinky in polite company

when in doubt, pinky out ⭐

alquicksilver , to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Took me a second. I feel like this is a quality shitpost 😂

not_woody_shaw ,

Too much quality for me. I’m not a swearwolf.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

And it didn’t even need jeans.

KammicRelief , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

Read this while wiping.

strawberry ,

read this while shitting

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Zen
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Phones have definitely not gotten rid of mind shattering, other-worldly dumps that take all your concentration and make you take your shirt off after eating a big, greasy and/or spicy meal.

lemmyman ,

Hey man are you OK?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I will be once I get off the toilet.

Khrux ,

Two hours on it and still going strong.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Can confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Glycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

And eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.

Rodeo ,

Gulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things.

It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I don’t enjoy it, but unfortunately I’m on a medication that makes it necessary sometimes, and I do the olive oil trick too. Sometimes you just have to get it out from below.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

my brother in christ eat more fibre, just get some psyllium husk if that’s what it takes

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I experience this more from diarrhea stomach cramps, not constipation. Or just the capsaicin from super spicy food burning my asshole on the way out.

CptEnder ,

God I do love that burn afterwards. Feels like defeating an IRL boss

PeriodicallyPedantic , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Dune

Begging for a goatseshaise

ApatheticCactus , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

Maybe this is what Apple is trying to solve with spatial computing.

Melkath ,

When the ar app drops where high score is highest volume in shortest time...

Valmond , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

Fuck them all (and so much much more the russian oligarchs) but actually a bit funny.

ImplyingImplications , to lemmyshitpost in Remember to raise your pinky in polite company

MRW someone starts talking about their income property

metaStatic ,

"and this is my investment tent"

general_kitten , to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.

I think i need someone to explain this to me

ImplyingImplications ,

Werehouse

general_kitten ,

Ah i see, i was trying to look at it like a diagram for some reason

RealFknNito ,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

I was looking for loss.

dan1101 ,

I thought it was a detached garage.

FreshLight , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

The OP thought of this meme while puking

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