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teamevil , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I see you’re in Vegas too

altima_neo ,
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Any major city, really

BeardedSingleMalt , to memes in fries are another $8.00
  • All the workers have forearm tattoos
  • At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer
  • Bacon is $4 extra
  • The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl
altima_neo ,
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It’s also a dry pretzel bun

pigup , (edited )

The biggest disappointment

Nacktmull ,
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Also:

  • The waiter has a twirled moustache and wears a mesh shirt combined with a bowler hat
  • The $4 extra bacon is burned to charcoal strips
Khrux ,

God I wish my wish waiter wore a mesh shirt, where the hell is this??

Nacktmull ,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

In a place where touching the waiters is not included, sorry ;)

Nfamwap ,

Drinks are served in jars, and your fries, well, you get 8 fries in a rusty old can.

SubArcticTundra ,
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A guy is laying in the corner working on his MacBook wearing those brown Marshall headphones

altima_neo ,
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Also the heat is cranked up uncomfortably high. The air is muggy. The whole place smells of onion.

captain_aggravated ,
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The place is being run by 3 bearded lumbersexuals in flannel and ball caps having the time of their lives and a chick in overalls and her hair in a bandanna who could not be more over it.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

Shenanigore ,

I hat that brushed butter bullshit. If you want a butter burger, it goes on the hamburger patty,

psmgx ,

At this point pretty much all BOH staff in any resto are packing tons of tats. Probably easier to count the ones who don’t

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in fries are another $8.00

There sure are a lot of comments on this repost like no one’s ever seen it before. Are we being infiltrated by bots again?

TheTetrapod ,

People don’t see every post every time they’re posted. Reposts suck for very active users, but for new and infrequent ones, they serve a purpose.

phoneymouse ,

I’ve seen it before, but it’s a good one

RHOPKINS13 , to memes in fries are another $8.00

To be fair, Five Guys is every bit as expensive. But I'll take Five Guys over most of those places anyway. Free peanuts is tempting.

Toneswirly ,

Five guys will let you fuck your burger up with 12 toppings tho. Better value proposition

WetBeardHairs ,

Five guys will let you fuck your burger

This echos my last five guys in restaurant people watching experience.

0ops ,

Please no one prompt this to an image generating model

the_artic_one ,

Five guys is a $15 burger with no sides place not a $20 burger with no sides place.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

That’s also $15 with the option of every topping known to man ,and if you do add sides theyre enough for a meal on their own.

ursakhiin ,

Man. Maybe I’m lucky, but the five guys near me is 11.29 for a full sized cheeseburger with no sides. 12.69 is the most expensive one with bacon but I usually just do the little one which is 8.79.

They do charge an arm and a leg for the fries, though. Which I guess is to be expected since their measurements for a small fry is “all of them”

Death_Equity ,

I’ll gladly put Five Guys in my mouth for the price they ask. Plus all the nuts you could want.

Interstellar_1 ,
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Have I just gone to a bad Five Guys? I went to one once last year and the burger was mediocre at best and the fries were greasy to the point of being sickening. I haven’t gone back since.

Pika ,
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you defo went to a bad 5 guys, I’ve been to st least 6 different locations and have never been disappointed in the experience

Cosmicomical , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

Same for cleopatra and the pyramids

Johanno ,

They were ancient when she was ruling Egypt

Cosmicomical ,

Exactly, she would be better represented riding a monocycle than having anything to do with the pyramids.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Why? She would have clearly known about them.

nossaquesapao , (edited )

I was thinking the same. People are probably mixing up the being alive during the construction of the pyramids with coexisting with them. Even us today coexist with the pyramids and could be accurately pictured around them.

Cosmicomical ,

Lincoln certainly knew of the pyramids, but is rarely depicted with them

silasmariner ,

Was Lincoln Queen of Egypt for long?

Cosmicomical ,

Oh gosh I don’t know what his kinks were

silasmariner ,

This is actually just gonna remain unrecognised genius forever

Cosmicomical ,

Lol thank you :D

OutlierBlue ,

Wait, why would a T-rex fight Cleopatra and the pyramids?

veroxii ,

For the implication.

Everythingispenguins ,

They just have a born hatred of regular shaped objects. They don’t like order and seek to destroy it.

Kase ,

Same

Death_Equity ,

But the pyramids have 8 sides!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Does it really need a reason?

pancakes ,
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For dominance or feeding rights over a fresh kill.

afraid_of_zombies ,

I think they meant if the T-Rex fought Cleopatra for the pyramids.

Klear ,

I’m confused. What does that have to do with a unicycle?

Malfeasant ,

Ride it down the side of the pyramid…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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The pyramids riding a unicycle is a new one

marcos , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

Is the one on the photo missing some tooth?

Wermhatswormhat ,

He’s from the south, his name is Cletus.

Sigh_Bafanada ,

It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.

And his arms didn’t protect him when he fell.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology
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Now I just wanna see the T-Rex fighting a stegosaurus while both are riding unicycles.

Track_Shovel OP ,
explodicle ,

The kids in back just want mom and dad to stop fighting.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Oh hey, it’s me, one of the kids.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
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I guess there were no pedals in the training data 😆.

0ops ,

Telepathic unicycle burnouts

can ,

We truly are living in the future aren’t we?

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Thank god for AI

Zagorath ,
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And yet I can’t get the damn AI to get anything close to the scene in trying to get it to draw for me for my D&D campaign, being one that could conceivably exist in the real world.

Google’s is especially hilarious. Even just the word “waterfall” and it complains that it would be against the terms of service.

can ,

I’ve had pretty good luck with Bing.

Everythingispenguins ,

Clearly this is not a fight but a family picture. You can see their hybrid kids in the background.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Maybe the AI interpreted fighting as ‘wrestling’

lightnsfw ,

Brb gotta go tell my parents to stop fighting.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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Real

SexyTimeSasquatch , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I see you’ve been to 8oz.

tygerprints , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

Same for cavemen fighting dinosaurs, since humans came along long after dinosaurs went extinct. Not that I don't love Ray Harryhausen's work.

TrickDacy , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Bit of an exaggeration. The most expensive place I’ve ever seen (by a lot) is Iceland and this is barely accurate there.

moog ,

This is not an exaggeration in Oregon

TrickDacy ,

Have you paid $22.50 for a burger on its own? I find this post odd because I live in an expensive city where you can easily see plates over $30 but even at those places, their burgers are the much cheaper option and still often include fries or have a $2-3 upcharge to get fries.

nonailsleft ,

Found the burger joint hipster

TrickDacy ,

Or if you had a logical thought in your head, you found a person so unfamiliar with such a place, they asked publicly despite knowing that douches on the Internet are extremely common.

fidodo ,

Restaurant prices aren’t a secret. I just checked places in Portland and the most expensive burger I could find was $15 and that came with fries, and that was the most expensive one on the menu. This is a meme joke and is exaggerating to be funny, don’t confuse that with reality.

moog ,

I said Oregon not Portland but okay also I live here so I think I’d know what the local prices are for food.

fidodo ,

I picked Portland because its a big city

phoneymouse , to memes in fries are another $8.00

They serve “local IPA” on draft for $11 or, ironically, a miller high life for a dollar.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

And it's always warm

Sekrayray , to memes in fries are another $8.00

This meme is either very old or was made by someone in the midwestern US (always years behind on fads).

All of the bistro burger joints have gone the way of the dinosaur in my neck of the woods. Now it’s all smash burger fast food knock offs.

Magzmak ,

Nah, I got take out 3 burgers in SF area for 60 bucks in a place that looked like this and offered 6$ fries. Wtf

supercritical ,
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Scammed.

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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ScamFrancisco

JDubbleu ,

I can’t think of any neighborhood in SF where I’d choose one of these places over literally anywhere else. Too much good cheap food here.

TrickDacy ,

What??? San Francisco has expensive food? That’s simply not believable

NaoPb ,

That’s great news, right?

tdawg ,

The places I see like this that are still around are moreso just generic American food :tm:. They sell more than just burgers, but the burgers are stupid expensive

Tbird83ii ,

I mean… Most of the places near me a burger with a sides is typically like $13 - $16 and I am definitely in the Midwest…

Death_Equity ,

Taphouse/brewery has replaced the bistro burger joints that couldn’t survive covid.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

This meme is so old it's kid is the hostess at a burger joint like this

itsnotits ,

its* kid is the hostess

Shenanigore ,

Why do coastal cities always do this shit? At least in the midwest, a person is more likely to come up with a good plan and keep it going long term.

grandkaiser ,

Midwest is always about 4 years behind coastal City trends.

Shenanigore ,

That misses the entire point of what i said, in order to just repeat the previous statement.

Nurse_Robot , to memes in The kid is just mentally prepping for our future cyberpunk dystopia

Why do I have the urge to slide the box around? What is it about a small weight inside of a cardboard box on hardwood flooring that gives me this urge?

explodicle ,

Because it would be tremendously fun for everyone involved! Kids love that stuff, just make sure there’s nothing on which they’ll bang their heads.

Gormadt , to memes in fries are another $8.00
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In my neck of the PNW they may cost $25 but they come with a side

And that shit’s fire, worth every damn penny

My roommate and I usually go out once a month to snag some food from those places and try to hit up different ones each time

nonailsleft ,

How dare you

Truck_kun , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Burger King has a new burger that I like, and it’s $10 (burger only). I would order it lots if it was $7 to 8, but $10 is a tad much.

Eating out now days is just too expensive in general. If I’m going to eat out, I rather go to an actual restaurant, because fast food costs about the same now days. $14-16 fast food mean vs $12-22 for sit down meal. I can keep the fast food costs down, but that’s usually without a meal, and/or ordering inferior products.

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