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Mongostein , to lemmyshitpost in awwww

Awesome I can’t wait to get these on sale after Valentines

EffortlessEffluvium , to lemmyshitpost in Culkin

Mom, can we get Macauley Culkin?

No, we have Macauley Culkin at home.

Macauley Culkin at home…

RIP_Cheems , to lemmyshitpost in awwww
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I saw a tongue.

DoctorWhookah , to memes in fries are another $8.00

This is incredibly accurate.

MentalEdge , to memes in fries are another $8.00
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Why is this so accurate

Half of the “artisan” burger chains in my city are marginally better than a fast-food chain. One, maybe two of them make burgers so good that they’re worth the occasional splurge.

Scribbd , to memes in The kid is just mentally prepping for our future cyberpunk dystopia

That is how cats are made.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh , to memes in fries are another $8.00

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  • catharso ,

    What cured him?

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  • DoYouNot ,

    I used to do drugs. I mean, I still do them, but I used to do them too.

    scytale , to memes in fries are another $8.00

    Also serving it on anything but a plate.

    phoneymouse ,
    CommunityLinkFixer Bot ,

    Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !wewantplates

    DadVolante ,
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    Good bot

    cmhickman358 , to memes in fries are another $8.00

    And the word “Offerings” will appear on the menu

    MNByChoice , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

    I don’t know that most people can tell the difference between an Allosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    sbv ,

    Don’t get me started on the general public’s recognition of the Somosaurus.

    MNByChoice ,

    I apologize, but is that spelled correctly? I am finding several variations of the spelling with wildly different creatures.

    Simosaurus versus Siamosaurus versus Sonorasaurus

    sbv ,

    It is not real. I was riffing on allosaurus.

    MNByChoice ,

    Shit. I am a bit shocked how many critters have names similar for a random riff. 😂

    tubaruco ,

    whos somosaurus

    Socsa ,

    That’s one which looks like the sugmasaurus?

    sbv ,

    It’s often confused with the mighty ligmasaurus.

    Potatos_are_not_friends ,

    Haha yeah dinosaur go rawr

    tubaruco ,

    no they dont

    dream_weasel ,

    Hey watch it buddy

    tubaruco ,

    watch what?

    dream_weasel ,
    Slovene ,

    Well, not anymore …

    tubaruco ,

    never did, they just didnt have the organ that most panthers use to roar, or even anything similar.

    most non-avian dinosaurs could only do deep and hissing sounds, similar to today’s crocodiles. the exceptions to that being parasaurolophus and that one ankylosaurid that might have an organ similar to the one birds use to make sounds (though still not roaring)

    Slovene ,
    foggy , to memes in fries are another $8.00

    Cheese:

    American $1

    Cheddar $2

    Smoked Gouda $3

    platypus_plumba ,

    Isn’t American cheese just cheddar cheese with some extra flavoring?

    Death_Equity ,

    American is typically more mild in taste and smoother than cheddar; unless we are talking Kraft Singles American, which is a smoother or creamier cheddar.

    platypus_plumba ,

    I thought it was cheddar diluted in some chemicals and milk to improve flavor and to lower the melting point.

    Death_Equity ,

    It does have emulsifiers and other dairy products in it. It has a higher moisture content, which the emulsifiers help to hold in suspension with the cheese. Without the emulsifiers the cheese would leak water/fluid out and the shelf life would be considerably shortened. The emulsifiers used are very common in many foods from almond milk to soft drinks.

    LittleBorat2 ,

    All I know is that it is technically speaking real cheese (which is surprising).

    XEAL , (edited ) to memes in fries are another $8.00

    The Good Burger in Spain (and probably other countries)

    NegativeLookBehind , to memes in fries are another $8.00
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    There’s a BBQ place near me, and I ordered tater tots there once, as a side. They were $4. They literally gave me 4 tater tots. They were one dollar apiece.

    Sabre363 ,

    There are two types of BBQ places; stingy, overpriced, gourmet bullshit with barely any sauce and greasy, messy, heart stopping heaven. The former always pretends to be the latter.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    There’s also Mission BBQ which is stingy, overpriced, overly-sweet non-gourmet bullshit with jingoistic pro-military support-the-troops bullshit thrown in for good measure.

    Railing5132 ,

    Don’t forget the right-wing “we’re ignoring mask mandates in the height of the pandemic and not limiting seating because we’re god-fearin’ 'mercans here!” bullshit.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

    I ordered a gyro with a side of onion rings (the onion rings alone were $7) from a local place to take home. When I got home and opened the box of onion rings, I saw there were only six small (like, 1.5" in diameter) onion rings in the too-large box - more than a dollar per tiny ring. Next time I went I complained about the onion rings and they showed me the menu which said “6 onion rings” in the item description albeit in a tiny font. Like, they knew what complete and utter bullshit it was so they had to have something legal to fall back on.

    NegativeLookBehind ,
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    “Bro, we told you we were bullshitting you, right there in the sign. That means we’re not at fault”

    Fuck that shit.

    FartsWithAnAccent , to memes in The kid is just mentally prepping for our future cyberpunk dystopia
    @FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

    What would you need a blanket for when you've got a fort?

    A7thStone , to memes in fries are another $8.00

    I hate those fucking stools. I swear they were invented to be so uncomfortable that once you’ve choked down that mediocre overpriced burger you want to leave as soon as possible because your ass hurts.

    clubb ,
    @clubb@lemmy.world avatar

    How the fuck do you even

    Blum0108 ,

    The first thing you have to do is

    clubb ,
    @clubb@lemmy.world avatar

    Manage to price tater tots at 1 dollar

    thanks_shakey_snake ,

    Then what you do is

    LemmyKnowsBest ,

    always order everything to go and take it home and eat it in the comfort of my own bed.

    restaurants are so uncomfortable.

    xpinchx ,

    What’s wrong with you 😧

    HerbalGamer ,
    @HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

    nothing?

    Death_Equity ,

    When you eat so many luxury burger that you can only afford a studio, there isn’t any other seating than bed.

    exocrinous ,

    Remember to get an avocado toast side

    Coreidan ,

    You eat in your bed? Ngl that is nasty

    dependencyinjection ,

    In what way?

    Genuinely curious if it’s because you might get food in bed or the act of eating where you sleep?

    Coreidan ,

    100% because of mess

    Raxiel ,

    Don’t worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!

    Sanctus ,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    They’re shitty amazon order stools I bet.

    PoolloverNathan ,

    Getting people to leave quickly allows more people to enter, which means more burgers served.

    PatMustard ,

    I assume they got them cheap when a school science lab was upgrading to something made this century

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