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samus12345 , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy
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Track_Shovel OP ,
djsoren19 , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

LORE OF METAL!

And I’d do it again.

ATDA , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

Naw, dibs on that giant floating trash island. Piss off, no one wanted it until they could alchemy!

niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

What is this, the goddamned Middle Ages?!!

And what about the alchemist from Bern who had the bright idea that something else that shines like gold is piss, so he boiled gallons of it, trying to extract the pure, powdered essence? That must have made him quite popular in the neighborhood… taking peoples’ piss and boiling it, the smell coming from that house must have been incredible.

Anyway, the guy was the first to isolate phosphorus as an element.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Funny considering piss is a huge amount of nitrogen.

Woods of Ypres was only 500 years late with this banger

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iITfCg0wqFw

FilthyShrooms , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

No it’s OK, that’s vodka

Aganim , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

I most certainly would if I owned a nuclear reactor.

datelmd5sum ,

wouldn’t plutonium production be a more viable use of the reactor’s transmutation capabilities?

Aganim ,

Yeah, but who would want to wear plutonium rings or necklaces?🤔

thesporkeffect ,

The CIA

dogsoahC , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

Who is transmute, and why shouldn’t I lead them into gold?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Maybe they misspelled Transmutate.

boatsnhos931 ,

That’s my cousin, he’s cool

pantyhosewimp ,

Even tho I’m cis-mute, I support transmute rights. Everyone is allowed to STFU if they so choose. It doesn’t matter what you were born as.

dogsoahC ,

What if you don’t believe in the whole cis/trans thing and just wanna be mute?

Resol ,
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Mute is a river locates somewhere in the world.

Transmute is the person who lives on the other side of the Mute River.

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MCHEVA4EVA , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

I’m no Edward Kelley but im willing to give it a go.

BreadOven , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

You wouldn’t lead transmute into gold?

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Don’t dead open inside!

BreadOven ,

Haha. Yes.

Sotuanduso , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

I support this idea.

metaStatic , to lemmyshitpost in Piracy

"you wouldn't pirate the music for your ant-piracy ad campaign"

Kolanaki ,
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metaStatic ,

Imma leave it now just so this makes sense

Duranie , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

This the cucumber water those fancy spas serve?

Ohbs ,
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wesker , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing
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Y’all don’t be drinking your dill water?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I use it to make dill dough.

Chef_Boyargee , to lemmyshitpost in Refreshing

My god, this goes right up there with sliced bread. Bloody genius.

RHSJack ,

Hold on. Are you saying you can get bread that is…“pre” cut"? Like, I don’t have to drive over to grandma’s whenever I do my shopping so she can slice it for me? All that labor cost, it probably costs like $100.

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