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FooBarrington , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that

fuckingkangaroos ,

What a wonderful color blue that link is

FooBarrington ,

Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don’t let your life be ruined because you need one and don’t have one!

Amanduh ,

I think you should leave

Viking_Hippie , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.

dumbass ,
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Mine goes to the left.

Viking_Hippie ,

Same

dumbass ,
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Swedneck ,
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mine goes in a spiral

quack

chemical_cutthroat , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck
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Track_Shovel OP ,

That went right to the group chat

manucode , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck
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Viking_Hippie ,
manucode ,
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Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of “Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners” to a loved one.

Viking_Hippie ,

Flawless victory!

nodiet ,

That sounds like unnecessary effort when there is a perfectly serviceable audiobook version to listen to!

ConfusedPossum , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Use a fork

Sabre363 , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Must be a tiny vacuum

tourist ,
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plastic drinking straw tube

halvar , to memes in Scaling up

I love the obtusely large ships in sci-fi and this won’t change my mind either

Emptiness , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck
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Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?

HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

“Hot dog” sure buddy

bobs_monkey , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

It’s a cylinder

MelastSB ,

The cylinder must not be harmed

manucode ,
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A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)

Track_Shovel OP ,

A soup can?

manucode ,
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I don’t think you can stick a soup can into a Mini M&M’s tube.

Track_Shovel OP ,

What’s the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can’t jelly your dick into a mini M&Ms tube

TheRedSpade ,

Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it’s been years since I’ve seen one), but I’m pretty sure you couldn’t jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.

Daft_ish ,

Speak for yourself

Veneroso ,

You wouldn’t want to have a drink with any of them!

Timecircleline ,

It’s not a small cylinder, it’s an average cylinder.

myusernameis ,

Like a penguin?

Hobbes_Dent , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

Time heals all stuck wieners, Charlie.

therealjcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude

Good soldier

m3t00 , to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude
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it came down to a job that paid. training mostly sucked. oil? you mean the crap I buy for my car no matter what they charge?

PiratePanPan , to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude
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Fake: Army recruiter actually goes away the first time he asks

dumbass , to memes in Scaling up
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I’m too stoned, I thought you somehow managed to take a screenshot of a broken screen…

Darthjaffacake ,

God damn I’m genuinely impressed

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