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FooBarrington , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Stuck I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that
I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that
fuckingkangaroos , 2 months ago What a wonderful color blue that link is
What a wonderful color blue that link is
FooBarrington , 2 months ago Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don’t let your life be ruined because you need one and don’t have one!
Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don’t let your life be ruined because you need one and don’t have one!
Amanduh , 2 months ago I think you should leave
I think you should leave
Viking_Hippie , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Stuck More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.
More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.
dumbass , 2 months ago Mine goes to the left.
Mine goes to the left.
Viking_Hippie , 2 months ago Same
Same
dumbass , 2 months ago https://media0.giphy.com/media/S3VT5oaoWdfMERnyLb/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9521a6krb1luqm3vxh60oqsyznx09fab1uz4rtd541t&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
https://media0.giphy.com/media/S3VT5oaoWdfMERnyLb/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9521a6krb1luqm3vxh60oqsyznx09fab1uz4rtd541t&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
Swedneck , 1 month ago mine goes in a spiral quack
mine goes in a spiral
quack
chemical_cutthroat , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Stuck youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM?si=d5_k0TZgioaCQSXe
youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM?si=d5_k0TZgioaCQSXe
Track_Shovel OP , 2 months ago That went right to the group chat
That went right to the group chat
manucode , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Stuck de.wikipedia.org/…/Penisverletzungen_bei_Masturba…
de.wikipedia.org/…/Penisverletzungen_bei_Masturba…
Viking_Hippie , 2 months ago https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/59fb02af-d737-4629-b14b-f33e1a047946.png
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/59fb02af-d737-4629-b14b-f33e1a047946.png
manucode , 2 months ago Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of “Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners” to a loved one.
Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of “Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners” to a loved one.
Viking_Hippie , 2 months ago Flawless victory!
Flawless victory!
nodiet , 2 months ago That sounds like unnecessary effort when there is a perfectly serviceable audiobook version to listen to!
That sounds like unnecessary effort when there is a perfectly serviceable audiobook version to listen to!
ConfusedPossum , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Stuck Use a fork
Use a fork
Sabre363 , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Stuck Must be a tiny vacuum
Must be a tiny vacuum
tourist , 2 months ago plastic drinking straw tube
plastic drinking straw tube
halvar , 2 months ago to memes in Scaling up I love the obtusely large ships in sci-fi and this won’t change my mind either
I love the obtusely large ships in sci-fi and this won’t change my mind either
Emptiness , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Stuck Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?
Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?
HootinNHollerin , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Stuck “Hot dog” sure buddy
“Hot dog” sure buddy
bobs_monkey , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Stuck It’s a cylinder
It’s a cylinder
MelastSB , 2 months ago The cylinder must not be harmed
The cylinder must not be harmed
manucode , 2 months ago A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)
A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)
Track_Shovel OP , 2 months ago A soup can?
A soup can?
manucode , 2 months ago I don’t think you can stick a soup can into a Mini M&M’s tube.
I don’t think you can stick a soup can into a Mini M&M’s tube.
Track_Shovel OP , 2 months ago What’s the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can’t jelly your dick into a mini M&Ms tube
What’s the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can’t jelly your dick into a mini M&Ms tube
TheRedSpade , 2 months ago Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it’s been years since I’ve seen one), but I’m pretty sure you couldn’t jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.
Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it’s been years since I’ve seen one), but I’m pretty sure you couldn’t jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.
Daft_ish , 2 months ago Speak for yourself
Speak for yourself
Veneroso , 2 months ago You wouldn’t want to have a drink with any of them!
You wouldn’t want to have a drink with any of them!
Timecircleline , 2 months ago It’s not a small cylinder, it’s an average cylinder.
It’s not a small cylinder, it’s an average cylinder.
myusernameis , 2 months ago Like a penguin?
Like a penguin?
Hobbes_Dent , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Stuck Time heals all stuck wieners, Charlie.
Time heals all stuck wieners, Charlie.
therealjcdenton , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude Good soldier
Good soldier
m3t00 , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude it came down to a job that paid. training mostly sucked. oil? you mean the crap I buy for my car no matter what they charge?
it came down to a job that paid. training mostly sucked. oil? you mean the crap I buy for my car no matter what they charge?
PiratePanPan , 2 months ago to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude Fake: Army recruiter actually goes away the first time he asks
Fake: Army recruiter actually goes away the first time he asks
dumbass , 2 months ago to memes in Scaling up I’m too stoned, I thought you somehow managed to take a screenshot of a broken screen…
I’m too stoned, I thought you somehow managed to take a screenshot of a broken screen…
Darthjaffacake , 2 months ago God damn I’m genuinely impressed
God damn I’m genuinely impressed
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