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TxzK , to lemmyshitpost in Sit up straight, damnit

What? bullshit. My posture is totally fine. ResizedImage_2024-03-04_09-55-16_1471

bobs_monkey ,

I sat up lol

user224 ,
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LemmyKnowsBest ,

Whenever I see someone doing that, I instinctively do this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2b7638a0-646e-42ca-87bb-7c8da9029664.jpeg

kender242 , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy
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Sounds about as fun as a Cruciform and a Tesla tree. Good times.

feedum_sneedson ,

Good book.

fidodo , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

The difference is that oligarchs are in the government’s pocket, while the government is in the pocket of billionaires.

SpaceCowboy , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy
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Just put a zombie on treadmill and you got infinite energy.

SpeakinTelnet ,

The fact that zombies seems to be able to walk indefinitly in most movies/series without consuming energy bothers me more than it should.

Do they all evolve to photosynthesize!?

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah when people talk about their hypothetical zombie survival plans, mine is just stay at home and eat the food I have. Realistically zombies would starve before I do because they don’t know how to use can openers.

It bothers me more that gasoline never goes bad in these things. Things like 28 days later it’s fine, but Walking Dead and Last of Us where it’s years later… yeah those cars aren’t going anywhere anymore. I don’t expect these things to be realistic, but it would be more interesting to see people have to adapt to these kinds of problems.

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  • Buddahriffic ,

    Yeah IIRC they make biofuel in walking dead.

    SpaceCowboy ,
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    It’s possible, I stopped watching TWD after a while and Fear the Walking Dead came out after they fucked up the introduction of Negan so I never watched that.

    Test_Tickles ,

    Just pretend they are all diesel vehicles. Diesel can last for decades.
    Or maybe the zombies like to add fuel stabilizer to gas tanks, along with the whole eating brains thing.

    AMDIsOurLord ,

    In TLoU there is still some form of industry under the army

    jpeps ,

    I think the fuel degrading is also partly why they don’t drive the whole way. I think in the HBO series they also mention how much fuel it takes to travel now. Not exactly realistic but they apparently thought about it

    Draedron ,

    Like in the IF Zombie Exodus

    gianni , to memes in Apple

    As an Android user, Android phones with Google Play Services are no better - in fact I’d say they’re probably worse

    Stitch0815 ,

    No at least you can side loade and install other app stores out of the box with android. It`s far from perfect but still way better.

    thorbot , (edited )

    News flash, you can do that on iOS too.

    Edit: downvote away, my custom apps on my iPhone run great without jail breaking. Love all the wrong info on Lemmy. Good stuff.

    flashgnash ,

    Don’t you have to jailbreak to do that

    thorbot , (edited )

    Nope. You can install any app with developer license. You can also jailbreak. Don’t bother replying to this comment, I’ve read enough brain dead replies already.

    Zangoose ,

    Which costs an additional $100/yr for something that’s free on any other platform.

    thorbot ,

    Naw you can use a service like maplesign for $10

    flashgnash ,

    With developer license

    Doesn’t seem fair to pay for the luxury of being able to install your own software

    ReakDuck ,

    Not really, no

    thorbot ,

    Okay! You’re wrong but that’s alright. I’m running custom apps on my device without jailbreaking.

    Honytawk ,

    Yeah, the customs apps, for which you pay a developer license for. Which need to be reinstalled every so often because Apple doesn’t want you to use apps like that.

    They run so great though /s

    The_Che_Banana ,

    FDroid for open source apps.

    Player2 , to memes in Apple

    They are all kind of terrible right now, at least for me. I hate what the big companies are doing, and the smaller projects such as Fairphone simply aren’t good enough yet. Guess I’ll try to make my existing one last for as long as possible, though that was already the plan.

    KpntAutismus ,

    i feel you, the fairphone 4 works well enough for me though. a lot of software/hardware bugs are yet to be ironed out fully, but fairphones are steadily getting better.

    although the 6th gen needs to improve a lot, the 5’s launch was disappointing to say the least.

    Honytawk ,

    I also have a Fairphone 4, but I have encountered no significant bugs I can remember.

    Installed LineageOS on it though, with microG, instead of /e/.

    Can you tell me what issues you had?

    KpntAutismus ,

    My FP4 was affected by the “ghost touch” hardware bug, i ended up getting a replacement screen after contacting support. (it never fully went away, it has a few spasms every once in a while)

    also the crashing while connected to 5G put me in a few pickles. sometimes when receiving a call while watching youtube the call’s notification bubble will take up to 5 seconds to appear at all.

    it seems to also ocasionally forget that it has a SIM card installed, though that sim has been in use for 10+ years, so i can’t say if that’s the Fairphones’s fault.

    lemmyreader ,

    the smaller projects such as Fairphone simply aren’t good enough yet

    What is not good enough with Fairphone ?

    Zangoose ,

    Their 7 (?) years of software support is kind of misleading to me because they stop getting chip-level security updates after something like 3-4 years due to the specific Qualcomm chip they use. Not to mention the chip is on the slower side of today’s phones, let alone phones 7 years from now.

    I can see how others might be fine with that though, just my 2 cents.

    Player2 ,

    Display, battery life, performance, supported bands, software reliability, camera quality, etc.

    I know I am one of those weirdos that asks for a lot from a mobile device, but I want something that can act as a high speed hotspot for 5 devices and a desktop environment at the same time, while playing back high resolution media and charging fast. This kind of thing has always been possible with Samsung’s flagship, but now every generation it feels like yet more is removed compared to the older one. I’m still on the S21U and while I’m not very happy with it, I haven’t seen anything better, including the new Samsungs.

    Maybe I should set my sights lower, but it just frustrates me because these are all things my S9+ could do in 2017.

    AFC1886VCC ,

    Power users get screwed over now.

    jerrythegenius , to science_memes in Green Energy
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    BautAufWasEuchAufbaut , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy
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    greg

    tired_n_bored , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

    The person coming up with this must have been high af

    webghost0101 , to memes in Apple

    I cant be the only one who dreams of apple and all their pattents becoming foss.

    Itl never happen under capitalism but damn would it be nice.

    Thorry84 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

    This reminds me of the Superman comic where they tell him if he truly wants to help all of mankind and solve things like crime and war, he needs to provide almost limitless free energy to the planet. So they put him on a crank and make him generate energy. Mankind prospers until after a long long time Superman is all dried up and has nothing left to give. But before he’s empty he’s replaced by a new energy source and made obsolete.

    www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-07-13

    Railing5132 ,

    Damn; that’s… sad. And it’s just the thing we’d do, too.

    SubArcticTundra , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy
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    The only fear I have with this is that I’m not going to be able to bless the holy water quickly enough to make up for the volume lost. Also, there will be certain animal rights concerns that will need addressing before blood can be sourced.

    zaphod ,

    Just bless the oceans, ezpz.

    robotopera ,

    Holy water can be mixed with non holy water and it fully becomes holy water. Simply having a holy water tank that refills whether it becomes 2/3rds full gives you an infinite source of holy water.

    mosiacmango ,

    Just need to get the homeopath catholics involved. Just one drop of holy water in the ocean will mean that all ocean water is now holy water.

    Simple and efficent.

    nxdefiant ,

    It’s even easier than that. A consecrated spigot produces holy water.

    chaosppe , to memes in Apple
    @chaosppe@lemmy.world avatar

    Nu uh, iPhone is going to cure world hunger. Why do you think he’s called Tim COOK?

    emptiestplace ,
    thorbot ,

    Also chat GPT: urs flier is not bent the end in is if you guerts ba loopen

    Mr_Blott , to memes in Apple

    “blue vs green bubble” drama is a thing

    Ha ha ha in one single country full of narcissistic idiots

    😂

    I promise it’s not a thing, mate

    wildcardology ,

    Yep, also not a thing where I’m from.

    thorbot ,

    Yeah nobody actually gives a shit about that except zoomers and news stations pretending like it’s a thing

    sleep_deprived ,

    Even as an (older) zoomer in the US, this was never a thing for me. No one cared what phone you used. If you had an Android you wouldn’t be in iMessage group chats but no one judged you for it.

    ziixe ,
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    Well considering here in Czechia (the country that’s 90% “middle of fucking nowhere”) it’s scary that a third of active phones are iPhones, how does anyone except the people living in big cities afford this shit? People around me are getting iPhones, but it’s always like 4-5 year old 11s and 12s, literally the shittiest investment you can do

    Also can’t wait in a couple of years when this number will probably go up and iMessage will take over any other messaging app

    corbin ,

    I mean, even those old iPhones have better software support than a lot of low-end/budget Android phones. The iPhone 11 still has iOS 17 and will probably get security patches for another year or two (assuming it gets dropped with iOS 18, maybe Apple will try pushing it another year).

    ziixe ,
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    I got a phone that’s 2/3s of the price, started on android 13, got 14 recently, yeah it’s the same but the advantage of it being newer means I have a bigger battery, 90hz display, and more that you just don’t get with a 4-5 year old phone

    lukewarm_tauntaun , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

    This is so stupid. I Love it. Dunno when it was the Last time i laughed that hard

    NatakuNox ,
    @NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

    Ya but who provides the blood?

    flambonkscious ,

    The blood bank, silly!

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
    SubArcticTundra ,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    They have to make it out of bloodberries

    IMongoose ,

    Everyone has blood, the bigger issue is the vampires. Do you think big engine will be happy with wild sourced vampires or do you think they will start farm raising them? Because capitalism will require an infinite growth of vampires.

    MBM ,

    Now imagine the fallout when something happens to the vampire power plant, or the vampire farms.

    AnUnusualRelic ,
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    It means anyone would be able to make a vampire powered engine! Our stock would plummet!

    thesporkeffect ,

    You also have to hook Tom Hardy up to the front of the car for this reason

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