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ILikeBoobies , to memes in shocked, I say

He’s really bad as a host

That’s the only joke he has that isn’t racist

Moira_Mayhem ,

He’s really bad as a host

You say that but his stupid shocked face literally kept the show alive long LONG after it should have passed away peacefully.

I mean its almost like his semi incompetence is a cultivated branding trait now.

ILikeBoobies ,

Maybe it’s an American thing

To me Canada’s version is much better because we have a host that can actually read the questions and banter with the people

Moira_Mayhem ,

Yeah American TV is definitely lowest common denominator. It’s popular because it caters to the same kind of people that would like ‘ow my nuts’ from idiocracy, and those kinds are endless in number.

Again, he’s not a good host for comedy, delivery, or pacing, but his stupid face and bumbling nature is beloved by many.

Like a children’s birthday clown without makeup.

LaserTurboShark69 , to memes in shocked, I say

This meme awoke deep rooted childhood trauma I completely forgot I had

Mischala , to memes in Meatballs

Here’s a free gift.
The word homeowner has Meow in the middle of it.
It’s actually ho-moew-ner
Good luck trying to forget this infohazard.

earthwalker31 , to memes in Meatballs
EffortlessEffluvium , to memes in Do yourself a favor

47 years ago, my 4th grade (US) teacher made me eat the school cafeteria’s cole slaw, never mind that I told her I really don’t like cole slaw. Threw it right up! My mother was pretty mad at my teacher for that…

Altofaltception , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

The pearl industry hates this one trick

GrammatonCleric , to memes in Essential NPC
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Dicks out for causality

empireOfLove2 , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water…

bobs_monkey ,

Sounds like you need two oysters

dabaldeagul ,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

Good thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

But if I have 2 oysters they’re gonna over clean the water or the second oyster is just gonna be wasted on only 1 liter of water.

dabaldeagul ,
@dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

You will have room for future expansion. The oysters filter water every day.

GiddyGap ,

Get 1 1/227 oysters.

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Holy shit you’re a genious!!1

deegeese , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

What do you recommend for a 1000L IBC tank?

Track_Shovel OP ,

5 oysters.

bobs_monkey ,

6, there be overage

jopepa ,

You can offset that by changing the feeding schedule. Just replenish the tank with gray water every other day instead of daily and you should be fine with only four.

dantheclamman ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

You might find it hard in a closed system to maintain the alkalinity needed for them to thrive long-term! Source: I study bivalves

deegeese ,

Would a little agricultural runoff help?

dantheclamman ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Hard to say without knowing its composition. If rich in ammonium, the nitrification (oxidation to nitrate) might lead to lower alkalinity. If rich in nitrate, it might help alkalinity, but only if there’s some lower oxygen area of the tank like a bank of sediment, where denitrification can happen

MaxVoltage , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
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okay but how do i stop myself from eating the mollusk? thats barely 100 kcal

LEDZeppelin ,

Oh, shucks

hungryphrog ,

Let it filter the water and eat it afterwards.

moriquende ,

Eating the mollusk will enable you to drink the dirty water and have it filtered in your very own guts.

SpaceNoodle , to memes in Essential NPC

That’s not David Bowie

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

No you’re right. Unlike Bowie Harambe died before touching the kid.

Norgur , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

227? I got 2x 230. They always make it so that it is just too little so you buy another one! Slimy scammers!

pdxfed ,

Found George Banks.

EssentialNPC , to memes in Essential NPC

Wow, I am in good company

Lemmyvisitor , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

does this hurt the oyster

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

they make pearls with the pain

Kusimulkku ,

Well you know what they say, can’t make an omelet without excruciating pain

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?

platypus_plumba ,

Can they scream? If not, can we make that happen?

ElBarto , (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

jjagaimo ,

Femur breaker

MrShankles ,
100_percent_a_bot ,

I’m pretty sure this is just how they eat

Gladaed ,

Not really. You probably should avoid putting heavily polluted water through them though. They are the oceans waste buckets for poo water.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

One of many reasons I don’t eat shellfish.

ImFresh3x ,

Pollution easily kills shellfish. If anything, that’s an indication that they are clean and from clean places. Oysters feed of phytoplankton, not waste/garbage and pollution.

Gladaed ,

More for me.

Shell fish is not to be harvested after storm water events due to the increased fecal matter/particulate content of rivers. So I should be good.

ImFresh3x ,

Oysters actually need clean/unpolluted water. What they eat and clean is sediment, phytonutrients, and phytoplankton. Well at least that’s what I was tood by an oyster farmer. They clear the water which is good for the sea grass, and the small fish, which is good for the big fish and so on.

dantheclamman ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, it can. It can clog their gills, making their feeding less efficient, or interfere with their reproduction through chemicals that leach from the plastic particles. Source: I study bivalves

mwproductions , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

The 800 number is missing a digit. Now how am I supposed to get my oyster?

Leeks ,

Well there’s only 10 options, try them all! (For science)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but that’d be giving in to Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen and we can’t be having that

Patches ,

I gotchu fam. It is 1-800-867-5309

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