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BlinkerFluid , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

1000012652What doth you mean, m’Lord? M’Stallion looks quite dashing, if I do say so, m’self.

Son_of_dad ,

I dunno who this is but I’m sure his name ends in “fled” or “well” or “Stan”

samus12345 , to memes in Your wildest fantasies come true in the holodeck
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“Sentience implies being able to feel pain. Do you mean sapience?”

FinalRemix ,

YOU HEARD ME: DOUBLE PAIN.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“They can feel stuff and GO HEAVY ON THE PAIN.”

db2 , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

One of the terms for anal sex is “Greek” though…

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

thatsthejoke.webp

db2 ,

Oh it’s one of those. Carry on.

scytale , to memes in oof

When people who didn’t like rock/metal bought an Extreme album because they thought all the songs were like More Than Words.

BruceTwarzen ,

I'll never forget walking into a record store, looking at a cannibal corpse album. The guy working there looked at me and said if i want the album for free. I was a teen with like 9 dollars to my name so i said of course, thank you. When i asked why he said: because it FUCKING SUCKS.

teamevil ,

Fuck off…Butchered at Birth fixed all the shitty alternative albums with one hit. Fuck off Letters to Cleo

Peaty ,

While the shred guitar nerds were wondering what the fuck Nuno Bettancourt was playing with that track.

AllBlue22 , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

I have a colleague in his late 40s who still uses this thing. Honestly his hair looks fine, had no idea he was doing it himself.

TheDoozer ,

I cut my own hair (and do a reasonable job of it, I’d say) as well as my son’s, and this device would be a game changer.

AllBlue22 ,

If I’m remembering right his broke and there was some panic as it was discontinued but he found one on ebay.

dan1101 , to memes in Another Holodeck meme. Those poor, violated dinosaurs nuggies

Innocent holodeck maintenance staff: “Why are there so many Counselor Troi scenarios on here? Who wants to simulate a counselor?”

Track_Shovel OP ,

youtu.be/aWFVrbk9zvg?si=zeNnnDD06Yh3NEnw

H2207 , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@H2207@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t see the point in cushions, the sofa’s got a backrest for a reason and they’re always way too hard to. Same goes for butt cushions on dining chairs, 10/10 times I take them off.

lobut ,

When I was in group, some ladies used the pillows because the back was a bit “too” far back otherwise if they did go all the way back then their feet wouldn’t touch the ground.

NaoPb ,

Makes sense. I have long legs so I need to remove the pillows or they’re in my way.

trailing9 ,

It’s fight club 2.0

If they are not allowed to question the fabric of their culture, their mind finds another way to compensate.

UnculturedSwine , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

This was actually my pappy doing my hair growing up. That fukkn’ flowbee sucked not because it was attached to a vacuum but because my dad would constantly hit me in the head with it trying to get the correct length. He kept the blades nice and oiled tho.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has a TBI as a result of a Flowbee incident

giantfloppycock , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

Another absolute banger, this guy can’t miss!

ChaoticNeutralCzech , to memes in Sealed shut

What objects are there in the bottom left?

blueskiesoc ,

I assume the three dudes. Hairlines compare well.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

I thought that was the inside view…

Rodeo ,

The powerful seal took their legs

tryitout , to memes in *cleans room*

I remember this episode of Malcolm in the Middle

whyNotSquirrel ,
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Look! Blood on my knees!”

KISSmyOS , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

I’M LITERALLY SHITTING AND PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!
PLEASE SEND HELP, I THINK SOMETHING INSIDE ME JUST RIPPED!

Num10ck , to memes in *cleans room*

another trick is to making cleaning actually fun by challenging yourself… try it blindfolded, or with one hand, etc.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Music helps a lot

LemmyFeed ,

And weed.

Coreidan ,

Does it? I usually forget to clean after smoking weed and get distracted by other activities

newIdentity ,

Nah. Speed

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Both are the real speedy clean & squishy relaxed deal. Enough energy to clean a lot, but take your time at some spots, because stoned focus removes the sturdiest of stains.

recarsion ,

My “trick” is to put it off until I can’t bear the mess anymore and then it actually feels like I’m getting something done and I’m doing it because I want to as opposed to it being a pointless chore

velox_vulnus , to memes in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*

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    Diabolo96 ,

    Hey, what’s up guys ! it’s me, ya boy SlickPunk278…“Nathan”…Today, I am gonna be Beat boxing the tetris theme to the beat of my wife’s dying heart rate…“Nathan, for the love of God, call the nurse”…ready guys ? Let’s go ! 122pbm…146bpm…" Nathan, please!!!“…167pbm…“please help me”…184bpm…” it hurts"…202pbm…0pbm…

    Kalkaline , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...
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    Someone has to provide the content, and it’s not me, so I’ll keep passing out the upvotes until better content comes along.

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