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HappyMeatbag , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
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My hatred of throw pillows is so extreme that it borders on psychotic.

“They don’t serve any purpose besides getting in your way! What if you want so sit on the couch, but there’s already someone else on it? You can’t just put the throw pillow in their lap. You can’t toss it on the floor, either. That’s rude. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.” 🔪 🪶🪶🪶

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m with you. Fuck you and your decorative pillows and towels!

Bloodwoodsrisen ,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Neither of you have heard of Decorative Soap it seems

HappyMeatbag ,
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

I have. Sometimes, if I’m forced to attend an event at the house of someone I don’t like, I’ll wash my hands with it out of spite.

Bloodwoodsrisen ,
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I applaud your spite motivation, Sir

ackzsel , to memes in oof

$10 would get a you a CD where the 3rd track is also the last.

Rehwyn , (edited )

Yup. I seem to remember most mainstream albums were around $15-20 in the 1990s. Adjusted for inflation, that’d be about $28-37 today.

Aurenkin , to memes in *cleans room*

If you’ve got time to ponder the futility of human existence you’ve got time to clean.

chatokun ,

My ADHD brain can’t focus well on cleaning unless I get that weird hyperfocus on it. Last time I got it it lasted a couple days and I got a Lotta things done. It was nice.

ChillCapybara ,

Please tell us how to get there 🙏

UlfKirsten ,

Don’t clean for months

EvolvedTurtle ,

Ok now what

AgnosticMammal ,

Ok now think of a clean house + an opportunity to discover once cherished treasures

interdimensionalmeme ,

Ah yes, turn the important but not urgent task into an important and urgent task ! But it’s a balancing act to keep it below the “overwhelming task feels impossible so let’s just ignore it” threshold

Alue42 , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

I have never heard of the flowbee, but now that I've seen it I can only think of this

200ok ,

It really does suck

GrammatonCleric , to memes in *cleans room*
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Living this rn

Haui ,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I think everyone is living this. You‘re not fucked because you live this but you have the brains to be aware of it.

Zipitydew ,

And we live in a time and place where most of our base needs are easily met. Mind has far more time to ponder.

Haui ,
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Compared to the middle ages, yes. But we‘re not better off than in the 60s I believe.

Rodeo ,

Middle class white people in America aren’t, but pretty much the entire rest of the world is.

Haui ,
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Can you give an example for that? I‘d like to understand what you refer to.

Rodeo ,

The quality of life worldwide has steadily been increasing since industrialization.

The quality of life of middle class white Americans has remained pretty much unchanged since the end of the second world war.

Im not going to get examples, but that’s what my point was.

Haui ,
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I‘m sorry but this is not correct. People used to live in one worker households and got by. The housing prices (only thing I could find) in the US has tripled since the sixties which is an increase of 7% pa.

GDPs are rising fast but wages are not keeping up. Here‘s a source for europe: ft.com/…/0a245c28-6cc3-11e9-80c7-60ee53e6681d

It’s not like poor white people are having ouwie now. The 1% are 10000%ing their income while the rest goes home empty.

Rodeo ,

You’re talking about incomes, I was talking about quality of life.

You don’t need to convince me we’re underpaid. You would need to convince me that our quality of life is worse than our parents was, though.

Haui ,
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As someone with a special interest in psychology I would say that being faced with inequality compared to our parents, we‘re definitely off to a bad start.

Our outlook on the future is fundamentally worse. The planet is fucked, most of us will never own a house, stuff is getting more and more expensive while we‘re being exploited at work. All while we‘re told the world is so much better than it was.

Those of us with the awareness to recognize that we are not seeing an improvwment are the ones that are worse off. I reckon it is another reason why social media and other distractions are rising and stress diseases are insanely high.

TL;DR: You can be factually better off while being constantly reminded how bad the situation really is and feel worse. We’re in a psychological crisis.

pete_the_cat , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

This is my mom. So many damn pillows on the couch that you can’t sit on it.

It’s not a damn pillow display!

AltheaHunter ,

It’s not a damn pillow display!

Sounds like it is.

pete_the_cat ,

She clearly thinks it is

Gonzako ,

At least you’re allowed to try and sit on the sofa.

NaoPb ,

Only on sunday, when there’s special visitors over. The rest of the time we sit on plastic chairs in the room next to the kitchen.

That’s how some of my relatives do it. Even when we were over we were sitting in the plastic chairs. I don’t get why they would live like this.

jkozaka , to memes in Huzzah!
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On lemm.ee (jerboa )this post has -1 downvotes.

trailing9 , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

Technically, shouldn’t there be no reason to go to war?

Bonehead ,

As bonobos have shown us, there's no need (or time) for war if we just constantly fuck.

gun , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

Then there’s me sitting here with one lonely white pillow on my bed cause I lost the other one.

chiliedogg ,

How do you lose a pillow? It’s not a pen or contact lens - it’s a pretty bulky thing that generally stays in one area.

gun ,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

It doesn’t stay in one area when you move houses

ciapatri ,
julianwgs , to memes in oof

It‘s 2023, you can still listen to the same shitty music, because it is yours to keep.

zammy95 ,

I’m assuming you’re saying still listen to the same shit music you BOUGHT back then?

abraxas ,

The sad truth. I threw out my CD binders at least 10 years ago. I still have some of that uploaded to the cloud, but I’ve swapped provider a few times and probably lost some.

And more often, I Just listen on spotify or youtube music.

julianwgs ,

Yes, the comment was meant as criticism of the streaming era packaged as a joke

lugal , to memes in *cleans room*

That’s one version of Camus’ “Image sisyphus happy”

agressivelyPassive ,

Another interpretation is “Arbeit macht frei”.

Holzkohlen ,

Heh Nazis

newIdentity ,

Bruuuder, wtf

kafei , to memes in yeugh

Great with almost 35 I’m finally starting to look like Keanu reeves. Who, I’m too lazy to look this up, is probably 20 years older than me on the picture on the right.

kautau ,

No, it’s actually Keanu years ago at Cannes

ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/88317772.html?

kafei ,

Someone got Keanu’s phone number or emails address gotta ask him how he lost the double chin because that’s what I’m currently struggling with.

kautau ,

Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to

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Guildo , to memes in Huzzah!
happyhippo , (edited ) to memes in oof

At least you fucking OWN the thing, tho

Evotech ,

Yet I don’t have any of them anymore

Ibex0 ,

I guess they’re in a closet… Deep in the back.

saltnotsugar , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

As a rule these pillows are never comfortable, overly expensive, and you can’t make forts out of them.

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

Forts per pillow is a very important and often neglected stat

craftyindividual ,

It’s the fort that counts.

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