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M137 , to memes in If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

“Just don’t Slytherin”

Nice grammar.

teft ,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

They went to Hogwarts. Do you recall those robe wearing shits ever taking a grammar class?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Let me Slytherin to those DMs.

trailing9 , to memes in Look, a keystone species

So all the clever squirrels die of malnutrition?

Makes me wonder which mechanism has limited human intelligence.

explodicle ,

Death in childbirth because human heads are enormous?

Llama0822 , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

Two are enough but a lot people buy stuff like compulsive.

nossaquesapao ,

Underrated comment.

erre , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@erre@lemmy.world avatar

I clicked the thumbnail fully expecting a third row where you could no longer see the couch behind cushions. 😞

Ferris ,

You can emulate this yourself by zooming into a portion of the second photo which renders you unable to see the couch, if you like.

iAmTheTot , to memes in Text wrap
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

Wouldn't happen if you use formatting tools correctly.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m actually pretty good at formating. Just found this funny

Imgonnatrythis ,

Don’t blame me. I voted for Clippy.

Appoxo , (edited )
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Rarely happened to me either.

If it happened it was usually due to me creating a design problem beforehand.

Mercival , to memes in There's a reason they went to war over Helen of Troy

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should…

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I certainly don’t want women in my threesomes

littlecolt , to memes in oof

Someone explain this format to me, please. Why is one weird highlighted?

YourMomsTrashman ,
@YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world avatar

It feels like a result of someone reposting/screencapping and censoring the f-word, then a reposter trying to put it back

altima_neo , to memes in oof
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Yeah except in 1999 you could go to Sam Goody or The Warehouse or whatever, and listen to the album in the store before buying, especially if it was a new release.

Personally, I was going to the public library and checking out it CDs from there.

MadBigote ,

I used to go to Tower Records to listen to albums. Never bought a single cd.

ILikeBoobies ,

Napster was 99

altima_neo , (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

I was talking those CDs from the library and loading them onto my Rio PMP

Cort ,

There was also a market for used CDs back in the day so you could sell it and buy another

altima_neo , (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The still a few stores around here in Portland trading CDs and vinyl

aniki ,

Still is!

Discogs.com

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

shout out to the Dalston Virgin for showing me the world of DJ Yoda

Poppa_Mo , to memes in Your wildest fantasies come true in the holodeck

This would be bad for me. Why the fuck would you ever want to leave your own ideal utopia?

Diabolo96 ,

It would be like drugs. The dealers won’t consume but they’ll make you pay the highest price to satisfy that urge. The urge of living a perfect life. You’ll save years of money for juste a few weeks in utopia. Loving and loved, happy and care free.

Wogi ,

Because it gets boring after a while. You start itching for real adventure.

It’s the entire reason Starfleet exists. It’s a bunch of holodeck junkies who’ve burned themselves out on fictional fantasy, now they have to go around the universe looking for the most dangerous shit imaginable just to feel alive.

These guys have burned through two hundred years of fiction in the holodeck, which is why you see them going through stories that hit public domain 40 years ago to us

It’s why no one was really phased by Tasha’s death, except for maybe Data and he basically lives in a holodeck simulation.

They beam down to planets completely unprotected and nearly die every week! Send a scouting party first? What, and let them have all the fun? Hell no send the senior officers, they’ve been at this long enough they deserve a good death.

Worf gets his ass handed to him time and time again, not because they’re good at fighting, but because it’s more challenging to lose first.

At one point everyone gets their memories wiped and Worf talks his way in to being Captain. I’m convinced what actually happened was everyone was bored that week and they all just played ‘yes and’ until it got interesting.

Because the holodeck has spoiled their sense of adventure

son_named_bort , to memes in oof

Somebody bought the Chris Gaines album.

teamevil ,

I remember seeing that on a magazine cover and thinking it was bullshit

teamevil , to memes in oof

And that’s how I found death metal and grindcore… fucking 20 for a CD it better be full of insane and no lazy filler. At 200 BPM you literally cannot be lazy.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I can hear the machine gun kick drums from here

Dasnap , to memes in Your wildest fantasies come true in the holodeck
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“Enable sexual content.”

moog ,

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SuiXi3D , to memes in Every moment. I Live. Is Agony! *Violent wretching*
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

GOTTA BE CAREFUL CRANKIN’ YOUR HOG, AROOOO!!

rustydomino , to memes in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

As much as I appreciate Skeltor, the cat would have worked just as well.

Sharkwellington ,

The memes are the bottom are so incorrect that I have to imagine the creator was trolling.

HurlingDurling , to memes in oof

If it’s 1999, you would go to a record store if you wanted to buy an album and depending on the store the would have a sampler disk and could tell you if it sucked or not. Also, if the songs where good you would have billboard to tell you how good it was as well as your local radio station.

Or you could just open Napster and download the whole album for free.

samus12345 , (edited )
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Yeah, I like how this is pretending that the internet didn’t exist in 1999 because there was no Spotify or iTunes.

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