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DmMacniel , to memes in Huzzah!

then the winged hussars arrived.

spudwart , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

This post is the equivalent of a throw away round in Cards Against Humanity where the card you threw away somehow won.

Track_Shovel OP ,

True; it’s a genuine shit post, but I guess people like LCD soundsystem

ikapoz , to memes in Look, a keystone species

Acorn trees? You mean oak trees?

Sammy ,

The ones that make acorns. Acorn tree. ‘S got acorns on it, what else do you call it?

Track_Shovel OP ,

Bruh, I know the difference, and you know the difference, but the person I shamelessly stole this meme from doesn’t. Please file your concerns with them.

SexyTimeSasquatch ,

By reposting the meme, you have implicitly accepted full responsibility for it’s content. That’s like rule 7 of the Internet or something.

WhatAmLemmy ,

Please file your complaint with someone who gives a shit

lugal ,

Fight Club Rule 7: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

Track_Shovel OP ,

You’re right, but I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again - they can’t all be winners.

KISSmyOS ,

Rule 7 is “Anonymous is still able to deliver”.
archive.org/stream/…/RulesOfTheInternet..txt

Stumblinbear ,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

I’VE ALWAYS LIKED RULE 39

thefartographer ,

To whomever it may concern:

The fuck is that???

curiousaur ,

Here’s your dunce cap: ∆

duckington ,

Haha yes indeed therein lies the humor ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

CoolMatt ,

I interpreted it to be from the squirrel’s perspective. Let alone miraculously knowing what an acorn and a tree are called, how do you expect a squirrel to know it’s an Oak tree?

Deiskos , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

reverse psychology mm I like it

spudwart , to memes in This kills the Mr. Krabs

Money! Money! Money!

AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGH https://live.staticflickr.com/1453/24912280135_f338e9a364_c.jpg

ViscloReader , to memes in Look, a keystone species

But not for you, only for your grand x 100 children

Track_Shovel OP , (edited )

You don’t get a 250 year old forest in 25 years

Rivalarrival ,

Well, not with that attitude.

XbSuper ,

? I planted an oak tree when I was 6, it’s now over 40ft tall, and is currently dropping more acorns than the squirrels can handle. I’m 37 now for reference.

SugarSnack ,

Ever met a 30 year old squirrel? Idk to be honest I have no idea how long they live

XbSuper ,

5-10 years, I just looked it up. So 1st set of grandkids should be able to benefit, as it’s dropping acorns by year 10 or so

Piemanding ,

But they mature within a year. So a generation would be every year for squirrels.

NessD , to memes in This kills the Mr. Krabs

Attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!

FinalRemix ,

Historically accurate GIANT ENEMY CRAB

jelloeater85 ,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar
ackzsel , (edited ) to memes in Look, a keystone species

Huh, I'm not a squirrel expert at all but I understood that they're pretty good at remembering their stashes.

Manifish_Destiny ,

Forgetful squirrels are one of the primary drivers of reforestation.

Gormadt , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

NGL the lack of funny made this funny to me

Being funny is silly thing

FartsWithAnAccent , to memes in This kills the Mr. Krabs
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer a crowbar when dealing with headcrabs.

MargotRobbie , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

I thought they are called “throw pillows” because you’re suppose to throw them at your family and friends when they annoy you and you are too lazy to get off the couch.

Am I not doing it right?

TwinTusks ,

Beautiful

But in Chinese, these are call “hug pillows”.

Magnetar ,

Cute.

totem223 , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

god I love lemmy, it gets better everyday.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I like it a lot here too.

m3t00 , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

wife used to carpet the vinyl kitchen floor with rugs. robovac would arrange them in a circle and get stuck in the middle. I rolled them up and put them on a shelf in the garage.

Misconduct ,

Or… You just get rug anchors oooorrrrr pick them up before the vacuum goes off? Is it some kinda flex to put away decorations your wife liked or something I’m a little confused.

ArcaneSlime ,

Tbf carpet in the kitchen is pretty gross. Grease and shit.

Misconduct ,

I just get machine washable rugs and toss them in every couple of days or so. I wouldn’t want full carpet but rugs are nice in places like in front of the fridge. A little soft spot for jars to land if they slip or get dropped 🤷‍♀️

ArcaneSlime ,

I have this like, puffy silicone(?) thingy, meant for the same thing but is nonporous and much less gross.

m3t00 ,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

yeah I made that shit up to flex, okay

NakariLexfortaine , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

Oh, I understand this one.

You see, the artist is trying to express their frustration with the process. “There is no joke” because we are the joke. We are the frog, putting on our clothes to drag ourselves through the day-to-day, never taking in the absurdity of our situations, of trying to get through.

Top notch work.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Is a meme artist the same calibre as a sandwich artist? Asking for a friend

NakariLexfortaine ,

My friend, they are one in the same.

What is a meme but a sandwich of words? One feeds the body, but you, you feed the soul.

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Eh, I’d put a meme artist a peg above. Sandwiches are so ephemeral, a meme is forever. Or at least until compression artifacts ruin it’s legibility.

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

You must be one of those “everything is art” people

Nepenthe , (edited ) to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

I was up at an Airbnb in Boston years ago and I still very much remember one entire third of the bed I was given being covered in different throw pillows. It was bad enough to actually be funny, and more intrusive than the photo I had to take would have you believe. Where the photo cuts off is the edge of the mattress.

I had to move them every night in order to go to sleep, and but them back every morning when I made the bed. I counted. There were sixteen of them. Everyone else's beds were the same way.

n00b001 ,

A good time to buy cushion manufacturing stocks!

(that’s a lot of cushions!)

Devi ,

Why did you put them back??

Nepenthe ,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

How do you just make the bed with no pillows

Devi ,

You take the pillows that you actually use and put them on. The rest of them go in the cupboard, or hell, just on the floor.

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