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treadful , to memes in Another Holodeck meme. Those poor, violated dinosaurs nuggies
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I’ve always wondered if they had to mop up after a session.

Track_Shovel OP ,

You and me both

I guess that’s what Cadets are for, right Wesley?

teft ,
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Ensigns. Ensign Mariner cleans out the holodeck &$%# filters in Lower Decks.

Sharkwellington ,

Imagine having to go in there after this guy steps out chugging juice to recover from 10 straight simulations.

THE GRAND NAGUS

treadful ,
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alucard , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

We tried. It ends up feeling kind of wrong

lugal , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

Meta

SpaceNoodle , to memes in oof

More like $20.

mxcory ,

Got the censored version at Walmart.

massive_bereavement ,
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Uugh ..

teamevil ,

Waif Me

tpihkal , to memes in oof

Where the hell you buying CDs for $10 in 1999?

enthusiasticamoeba ,

The standard price where I grew up was $13. Feels like a steal these days.

tpihkal ,

I don’t think any CD I ever wanted enough to buy was less than $16. My family was poor so cassette tapes were still a thing for quite a while.

By the time I could start thinking about affording CDs, I’d already seen the movie Hackers (1994) and was convinced everything would be digital really fucking fast.

I started converting my CDs in the Napster era.

enthusiasticamoeba ,

Yeah, I only had a handful of CDs because they were too expensive! I jumped on the napster train and got a CD burner as soon as I could.

teamevil ,

CD Depot.

cyclohexane , to memes in oof

I pirated all mine.

theangryseal ,

Me too. That is when I discovered the rarest Nirvana song of all time. It was Freak by Silverchair. It took me an hour to download it.

I also had the entire collection of songs Bill Clinton sang about blowjobs and Monica Lewinsky. Like, literally that’s all the dude sang about. Talk about being obsessed.

I could go on. What a great time it was to be alive.

teamevil ,

I bought 3 Monster Magnet albums for Sugar Ray’s Mean Machine…on the plus side FUCKING Monster Magnet led me to The Atomic Bitchwax, Nebula, Kyuss, Low Rider, Fu Manchu, Orange Goblin, Dozer, Spiritual Beggars and more Stoner fun.

aniki ,

I dubbed mix tapes off the radio in the early 90s and got into burning CDs in the late 90s. I was a cheap ass pirate even back in the day.

RadButNotAChad , to memes in oof

Napster was reparations for Soul Asylums Strangers With Candy album.

squiblet ,
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For me, it's every Metallica album after Justice For All, and Lars Ulrich can definitely fuck off.

Ibex0 , to memes in oof

CDs were up to $16 when I was making less that $10/hr at work. 😢

theFibonacciEffect , to memes in If Harry Potter was set 50 years earlier

A Wizard can say one avada kedavera in 4 seconds, a machine gun can shoot one bullet in 0.2 seconds.

SaltyIceteaMaker , to memes in le fuk

I don’t think arrows were able to penetrate plate armor. At least from bows idk bout crossbows

Track_Shovel OP ,

They were. Look up bodkin arrows. Also, a lot of the knights got mired, and then killed by the archers with daggers who didn’t sink as much.

dessimbelackis ,

Better yet look up Tods Workshop on YouTube arrows vs armour and then think of thousands upon thousands of archers piling shaft after shaft into the French knights

ericbomb ,

Long bows were much more powerful than most cross bows.

Crossbows were easier to use though. First crossbows were seen in 500 bc and never really vanished.

Long bows in a trained archers hand was just better.

bappity , to memes in *Sad ' boom boom psst'*
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this wikihow is called “what to do if Eminem doesn’t show up for your dying daughter’s make a wish”

sounddrill ,

😂

superduperenigma , to memes in I have an answer, but I'm not sure I am allowed to say it on TV

People who annoy you

BolexForSoup , (edited )
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asfasfa

15liam20 ,

Kiss my ass

MajorMajormajormajor ,
CassowaryTom , to memes in The buzz around town

Slightly inaccurate but quite funny.

RangerAndTheCat ,

Not if you’re allergic

phorq ,

Or need crops pollinated for free.

hemko , to memes in oof

Oh I would listen the shit album 100 times and memorize the lyrics for each song. It might have been bad album, but it was mine and I was so excited to bring it home.

But also I was very young

teamevil ,

So you too owned Limp Bizkit albums

Lucidlethargy , to memes in oof

Then you realize you aren’t paying $20 a month, and you buy a new album, that you fucking OWN forever.

Polar ,

$20 CAD gets you a family plan that you can share up to 5 people, so $4 CAD each.

Not sure what you’re on about. If you’re paying $20 for Spotify you’re getting ripped off.

Or you can pay $25 CAD for YouTube Premium, share it with 5 people, and get both YouTube ad free AND YouTube Music for $5 CAD per month.

I’d rather pay $4/$5 per month to access millions of songs than $20 for an album that I will get bored of in a few months, thanks.

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