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JoShmoe , to lemmyshitpost in intent

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Hailstorm8440 , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

Can somebody explain the joke

weax ,

A cop recently mistook an acorn hitting his car for the sound of a gun firing at him from the handcuffed, searched, man inside the car. Officer then proceeded to do a double combat roll, scream “IM HIT”, and unload two magazines into the car with the handcuffed man inside.

Hailstorm8440 ,

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over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Damn, you’re more armed than me!

I only have 2 testicles in my pocket…

cyberpunk007 , to memes in OnLy GoD cAn JuDgE mE

Yoive? Lol. What a low quality meme.

JustUseMint , to noncredibledefense in This is why Alberta is rat free (except for those at the Ledge)

Lmao this is like a weekend gunnit meme, love me some rat shot

smileyhead , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

HTTP, serving properly tagged semantic HTML file, with optional styling via CSS, and if you really want JavaScript for animations and live updates.

Thank you.

lolcatnip ,

I’ve never seen an example of “properly tagged semantic HTML” or truly optional CSS outside of toy examples meant to illustrate the concept.

But it doesn’t matter, because serving website content is an utterly insignificant to contributor to global warming.

peter ,
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A lot of websites use html tags correctly, especially some of the better news websites

PhilipMottershead ,

BBC is good example of semantic web

moon , to lemmyshitpost in brutal

Is this a challenge?

Grass , to lemmyshitpost in *ACTION ROLL*

This is a true historical document

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in brutal
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phfttt … brutal

you’re not using your imagination hard enough

nightwatch_admin ,

Are you thinking of sounding? Because I definitely am not.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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I’m downvoting you only because you made me think of that again.

nightwatch_admin ,

Can’t blame you, I’d downvote myself if I could.

uis ,

Butt_on is here, you can.

nightwatch_admin ,

Oh indeed!

aulin , to memes in fries are another $8.00

This is Carl’s Jr.'s design to a tee! 😂

riskable , to ukcasual in Hey UKCasual, Would Any of You be Searching for a Part Time Employee! (Post will be deleted in one week)
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

You need a “Page of Expertise” attached to the end of this resume with every technology, tool, and piece of equipment you’ve ever touched. I’m dead serious. You’ve got the standard office apps listed as well as the GIMP (which is awesome, BTW 👍) but have you ever fooled around with Access? Used Outlook? Skype? They need to be in your resume!

Think of the “Page of Expertise” as an addendum that’s just a great big list of keywords that will ensure your resume isn’t filtered out by HR people that don’t know any better. When they get a job description from a hiring manager that says something like, “Marketing Assistant: Must have experience with Excel. Nice-to-have: Experience with Outlook and Skype.” The HR person will post a similar job description (they just love to mess with it!) and then when 10,000 resumes come in they’ll pass them all through a “keyword filter” and any resume that doesn’t have “outlook” and “skype” will never see the light of day!

Always remember this: The hiring manager and the people doing the interview are only going to look at the first page and the first job or two in your work history. They might glance at everything else but it’s unlikely. The universal advice about tailoring your resume for the job you’re applying for is 100% true but the truth is that that advice really only applies to that first page and only after you’ve made it through the HR keyword filters.

So add a second page that has titles like, “Office Tools” that has every stupid little tool that counts as “office software” from Excel to Outlook to Skype to Notepad++ to silly things like Winzip and Winrar. Stuff you’d think literally anyone could figure out in five minutes still goes on that page! Always assume that every job is going to get 10,000 applicants and HR is going to keep whittling them down until they find candidates that have all the keywords they can possibly think of.

Here’s another thing: If you get past HR and in that interview and they ask you, “What’s this Page of Expertise all about?” Be honest: “That’s so I can get past the keyword filters that HR uses. HR people often have to filter thousands of resumes and I don’t want to get skipped because I didn’t put the word, ‘winzip’ somewhere in my resume even though a monkey could figure it out.” They’ll think you’re a genius and hire you! 👍

Kyoyeou OP ,

Thank you so much! That’s a great advice indeed! Although oh boy I’ve used a lot of apps and tools but I never take the time to master them and I never knew how to put that on my CV. In the previous version of my CV I wrote “Interest in Learning New Tools”

riskable ,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

Your level of skill with the tools is irrelevant from the perspective of the “Page of Expertise”. You’re not claiming to be a master of these things, “just have some expertise/experience” with them.

Grimy , to ukcasual in Hey UKCasual, Would Any of You be Searching for a Part Time Employee! (Post will be deleted in one week)

Love the template, I’m going to copy it haha

Kyoyeou OP ,

Made it with : rxresu.me and it’s the Gengar template!

I was searching for an open-source project to support in the making of my CV’s and this one is really good!

Omega_Haxors , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Saw a place I never been to before and decided to check it out. Got up once I saw the prices. This meme is extremely accurate.

Shenanigore ,

Hamburger is like 7 bucks a pound now, and these type restaurants are usually in areas they have to pay exorbitant rent and overhead.

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in fries are another $8.00

There sure are a lot of comments on this repost like no one’s ever seen it before. Are we being infiltrated by bots again?

TheTetrapod ,

People don’t see every post every time they’re posted. Reposts suck for very active users, but for new and infrequent ones, they serve a purpose.

phoneymouse ,

I’ve seen it before, but it’s a good one

teamevil , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I see you’re in Vegas too

altima_neo ,
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Any major city, really

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