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sin_free_for_00_days , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

Working is great if you’re some manager or CEO type. I can see why they’d love to keep working and stealing from labor.

PapaStevesy , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

How are you gonna bake it?

MrJameGumb , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
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Meh, I’d still eat it… A really good croissant would be worth it

OpenStars ,
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Protein is healthy for you.:-)

SnotFlickerman , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
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Self-fulfillment is for suckers!

Mwallerby , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
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This does not spark joy

eldritch_horror , to nostupidquestions in Why do christian apologists say the name of the person they're talking to so often? (crosspost from asklemmy)

It’s a conversation technique. Like, in debate or psychology or something. It’s intended to get in your head. If a person employs it then… that says something about them.

carl_dungeon , to nostupidquestions in Why do christian apologists say the name of the person they're talking to so often? (crosspost from asklemmy)

To be patronizing.

herrwoland , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?
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So how many people fit inside your ebussy?

Track_Shovel OP ,

At least 7

anarchy79 ,
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At once, or consecutively?

jballs ,
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That’ll stretch you out like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

anarchy79 ,
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laoul

_dev_null ,
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All right! Shut up a second and I’ll tell you! Jesus! I didn’t freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!

herrwoland ,
@herrwoland@lemmy.world avatar

Hey! my girlfriend fit 36 people in his ebussy!

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

In a row?!

threshold_dweller ,

Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot.

AdamBomb , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Don’t put your dick in that

sag ,

No!! Why you warn me :(

FlyingSquid ,
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Or maybe do put your dick in that.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

let’s get real though, what is the male anatomical girth diameter required in order to get any pleasure out of that sand bucket hole.

Not gonna happen

FlyingSquid ,
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Not with that attitude.

MxM111 , to memes in Capitalists be like

It is called symbiosis, where both sides profit.

MataVatnik ,
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Shhh ur gonna make the Lysenkoists mad

Deceptichum ,
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That’s stupid, why share the profits when I can take it all for myself?

onion ,

Holy shit new parasite just dropped

Exosus ,

Well if you leech too many resources one of two things will happen:

  1. The host will remove you and kill you
  2. The host dies and you along with it

A parasite becoming too greedy will seal its own fate.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

You forget the 3rd option, I hire some worms to eat the roots of anyone that tries to stop me and I move onto the next tree.

Pohl ,

What annoys me about this meme is that it is the same relationship that underpins all business relationships. I understand you are not happy with the state of things but showing a drawing of “capitalism” at work in nature isn’t really making the point you think you are making.

This might as well be a pic of two guys in suits trading on a stock exchange floor with the same caption. Or add this to a caption to a pic of a lion eating a baby gazelle while its mother watches from the tree line. What point are we even trying to make here??

Evkob ,
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Business relationships may be mutually beneficial to those who willingly enter them, but unlike symbiotic relationships, they’re usually detrimental to the ecosystem as a whole.

knorke3 ,

but that’s not an inherent symptom of buisness relationships but rather of the ones conducting them. symbiotic relationships are not usually harmful to their environment because they are usually specialized for that niche and can’t just move somewhere else. humans (for themost part) can and thus aren’t as immediately affected by the detrimental effects of their buisness relations (or we actively ignore those detrimental effects)

MxM111 ,

How profitable for both sides business relationships are detrimental to economic ecosystem?

EchoCT ,

In the example regarding the brokers look at whos labor they’re profiteering from it’s not their own.

MxM111 ,

Are you talking about broker taking commission when buying and selling stock? They provide service of buying/selling and the commission is the service fee. Why is it not their labor?

EchoCT ,

Moving fake numbers representative of labor is not in itself labor. It’s extraction of labor value from someone who actually provided something useful to society.

MxM111 ,

Moving numbers or information representing anything or nothing is a service processed to the one who purchased the service - to the person or institution that wants to buy or sell stock. Why is it not labour? Do you not count sales person actions in a store as labour?

Pohl ,

It’s an interesting argument but I think it is stretching things too far. Also isn’t a little anthrocentric to assume that our relationships are unique and different than all other living things here.

A pine tree drops needs that are so acidic few other plants can grow near it. Is it damaging the ecosystem?

Our relationship with bovines is weird right. probably the most successful large mammals on earth. Their success is completely due to being a great machine for turning grass into human food. It’s symbiotic in a lot of ways: we clear pasture and kill predators for them, but also, we eat them. Great for the cows and us, sucks for the trees and wolves.

Ants and aphids have a similar relationship. Great for the ants, and the aphids, not so much for the plants.

If you want to conflate human economics with the natural world, you would have to admit that nature is the domain of the most ruthless of capitalists. Christ, the whole point of a lot of leftist thinking is that we must “rise above” our animalistic nature.

Pyr_Pressure ,

Otherwise known as a global economy / no-tariff trading.

Pyr_Pressure , to memes in Capitalists be like

Excess calories and energy used to be considered profit.

If mushrooms could store energy in a bank they would be laughing

Armaver , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Ah yes, Shai Hulud is made from bricks.

thedevisinthedetails , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

What a waste of plastic for something that’s just getting tossed at the end of the movie.

SuperCub ,

Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.

Death_Equity ,

Don’t worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.

JasonDJ ,

It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.

afraid_of_zombies , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

If they hadn’t gotten rid of computers they wouldn’t have needed spice

AnAngryAlpaca ,

A windows computer simply cannot run for months without updates or rebooting! /s

paddirn , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Something something must flow

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