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Armaver , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Ah yes, Shai Hulud is made from bricks.

paddirn , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Something something must flow

afraid_of_zombies , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

If they hadn’t gotten rid of computers they wouldn’t have needed spice

AnAngryAlpaca ,

A windows computer simply cannot run for months without updates or rebooting! /s

umbrella , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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to be fair that isnt looking so pleasurable to put your actual dick in

Worx ,

Have you met a teenage boy? What does looking pleasurable have to do with where the dick goes?

thedevisinthedetails , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

What a waste of plastic for something that’s just getting tossed at the end of the movie.

SuperCub ,

Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.

Death_Equity ,

Don’t worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.

JasonDJ ,

It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.

AdamBomb , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Don’t put your dick in that

sag ,

No!! Why you warn me :(

FlyingSquid ,
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Or maybe do put your dick in that.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

let’s get real though, what is the male anatomical girth diameter required in order to get any pleasure out of that sand bucket hole.

Not gonna happen

FlyingSquid ,
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Not with that attitude.

TheBiscuitLout , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Salty popcorn

FilthyShrooms ,

I ate a lot of pineapple before, hope you like it

SaltyIceteaMaker , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?
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Ebussy sounds like a dating or porn service for femboys

peopleproblems , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

I mean I’m curious

FlyingSquid ,
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Worm-curious?

weird_nugget , to lemmyshitpost in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Imagine hitting your pinky toe with that shit

Crow , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

MaoZedongers ,

I mean, just look at it.

awwwyissss ,

If you ever meet a teenage boy you’ll, unfortunately, understand

Kolanaki ,
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Track_Shovel OP ,

This is hilarious. I went on to curse several other people with this

JasonDJ ,

Idk why but I always thought this was a Derrick Comedy vid. Kind of surprised now to realize it isn’t. If you like this and hadn’t heard of them, I recommend checking them out. Donald Glover (before Community) and his friends from the early days of YouTube. They had a hysterical movie too (Mystery Team).

AVincentInSpace , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

match ,
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The bucket specifically designed to be filled…

Lepsea ,

With My Corn Seed

Hupf ,

Sneed’s feed bucket.

Adi2121 ,

Formerly Chuck’s

IHeartBadCode ,
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Why do we even have that bucket‽

TubeTalkerX , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Something’s gonna flow…

muse , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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Gom jabbar for the dick

match ,
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She kwisatz my hadderach till I gesserit

JoMomma , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

I must not fear, fear is the mind killer…

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