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EmperorHenry , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I power blasted diarrhea a lot in my day.

Now I power blast giant turds and I fart way more…I owe it to a high fiber diet.

Agent641 ,
thechadwick ,

Non credible defense is skewing older and more colon-health conscious than I would have initially expected…

TIL.

someguy3 , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

Doesn’t that multiply really fast? We’d be back in like a day, maybe two.

psmgx ,

Yeah rapid growth. Maybe a day or two of gut trouble but back to normal pretty quick as long as your diet hasn’t changed too much.

And that’s possible cuz half of all livestock just vanished, so now you’re paying 85 bucks for a steak.

someguy3 ,

Half the livestock and half the demand. I don’t see much problem.

Tinidril ,

The remaining cattle had to be dusted.

ethanolparty ,

Yeah but you know they’d use that as an excuse to jack up the prices anyway

joel_feila ,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

if only free markets worked that way. Countries that make lots of would panic and try to horde what is left. You also have half the worker to raise the animals, crops, and everything else we need. Half the number of driver does not mean we need half the roads

PrinceWith999Enemies , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

I think the real problem would be ecosystem collapse.

Ecosystems evolve as complex, interdependent systems with nonlinearities. What happens when you kill off 50% of pollinators in a single instant? 50% of plankton? 50% of grasses? The problem with nonlinear systems is that killing off half of A and half of B won’t have a linear effect if the relationship depends on having minimum levels of A. Assume it’s a random function such that we kill off half of all plants and on top of that half of all rhizobium bacteria which fix nitrogen for many plant species. Now we’re killing off potentially all plants that depend on having a stable population of rhizobium bacteria, which will have a cascading effect throughout the already devastated ecosystem. It’s all about tipping points and sigmoid curves and such.

The truth is that it was a completely stupid idea, and it was what finally broke my love of the marvel franchise. Either you have runaway ecosystem collapses, or the populations will simply return back to their original levels to hit their ecological carrying capacities again. Kill off half of termites, and you’ll probably be back to the same level of termites in a decade or less. Even with people (using the word inclusively across all technological species), you’d have a population surge that within less than a century or so would be brought back to carrying capacities. Populations self-regulate via interaction with their ecosystems. You’re either going to end up with 100% extinctions or system recovery to current levels within a very brief period via normal reproduction and evolutionary dynamics.

It was a massive effort undertaken by an immortal and massively intelligent person that is inherently flawed because the marvel writers apparently never took Biology 101-102. I’m not saying it was GoT season 8 levels of bad, but after watching those last couple of movies I not only never rewatched them, but I checked out of the mcu pretty much entirely after having rewatched the previous movies multiple times each.

somePotato ,

The movies did a great job at presenting thanos as an extremist that sincerely wants the greater good by questionable means, but it falls apart because his grand plan is just so stupid. The only way to reconcile the sympathetic character with the dumb plan is to point out he’s “THANOS THE MAD TITAN”, not “THANOS THE TITAN THAT FULLY CONSIDERS THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS”

Would have been much better if they just kept his original motivation from the comics: Death is a hot lady and horny thanos does the snap as a gift to her

PrinceWith999Enemies ,

My problem isn’t that he’s a Mad Titan, but that the plot makes Ready Player One look like Les Miserables. It’s basically a concept script you’d expect to see coming out from the writer pool from 30 Rock where Tracy Jordan has a six armed alien outfit.

We all know GoT died the death it did because they had absolutely no idea how to wrap it up and just wanted to be done with it. The mcu money should have been more than enough to do a proper job with transitioning the storyline, but they felt the need to do something blockbusting with it. I would rather have had a Watchmen style conclusion where some people move into retirement homes while the next generation comes forward, but their need to go over the top just turned it into a ludicrous script.

I really don’t care that much. I was getting a bit tired of the franchise anyway (although the new GotG was pretty great), but it always kind of sucks when you can tell that the creatives involved just don’t care anymore. Contrast that with something like the final episode of MASH.

Agent641 , (edited )

What if there was an endangered animal with only one surviving individual? Does Thanos snap half of the animal?

fosho , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

why OP gotta use a 3 panel layout when the pictures are just repeats of the same picture?

postmateDumbass , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
perishthethought ,

Awww, there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. Thanks!

Snapz ,

This is truly, California’s gold!

objectionist , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

platypus_plumba ,

Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!

doingless , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

So no different than most days

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I worry about you, Lemmings. Eat some fiber or something.

example ,

I ate fiber but now my internet is down. what do I do?

banneryear1868 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
psmgx ,

Learned how from his mom

Evil_Shrubbery , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

everything reminds me of her

psmgx ,

One memory to forget

psmgx , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Over-under shotguns exist mon ami

Jakdracula , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Is a hot dog is a taco?

Codename_goose ,
@Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works avatar

According to the cube rule (cuberule.com) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar
Sotuanduso ,

Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.

Sotuanduso ,

So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…

Davel23 ,

Might want to look again, the site literally uses a hot dog as an example of a taco.

cowfodder ,

Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.

grue ,

If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!

Sagifurius ,

? a tortilla is also folded.

PapaStevesy ,

Yes. And cereal is a stew.

Sotuanduso ,

Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.

jaybone ,

Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.

IronKrill ,

You’ve gotta let the milk soak in, of course.

Sotuanduso ,

What are you eating, Captain Crunch?

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve always thought of it as a soup.

PapaStevesy ,

I think it comes down to liquid-solid ratio.

HonkTonkWoman ,

hotdoaco?

hotacog?

dotaho?

XEAL , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

If we’re playing by those rules, then only 50% of every human would die, because we’re made of smaller living organisms

DragonTypeWyvern ,

That’s simply not true by the current definition of organism.

With all the Marvel alien species it was probably true for some of them though.

XEAL ,

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  • Carlo ,

    Not at all. Your gut biome is made up of multitudes of individual microorganisms. You are not.

    splicerslicer ,

    Consider the Portuguese manowar, which is a colony organism

    gun ,
    @gun@lemmy.ml avatar

    100% of the cells of the 50% of people that die, would die.
    100% of the cells of the 50% of people that live, would live.
    Overall, 50% of human cells still die

    quacks ,

    That’s some Maxwell’s Demon level of precision.

    innermeerkat , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
    @innermeerkat@lemmy.world avatar

    On a fait des croisades pour moins que ça

    lars ,

    C’est probablement de là qu’il tire son nom

    perishthethought ,

    Little help, please?

    wabafee , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
    @wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

    This is a sense of purpose or meaning of life thing I guess. Some see work as their only meaning of life. More power to them though personally for me I rather rot not doing anything than working for someone till I die.

    TheDoctorDonna , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    I don’t want to work forever and I 100% disagree with this article, but I also don’t want to be my grandparents who never went anywhere or did anything ever because they were limited to their pension money. I would rather work part time than wait around for someone to visit because I can’t afford to do anything else.

    There needs to be some enhanced senior programs to help make it so you don’t have to spend the next 20 years doing another puzzle alone at the table or whatever the stupid ass title was.

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