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kryptonianCodeMonkey , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

Could have been a monkey paw situation. “Half of all life disappeared, you say?” every living thing suddenly missing their left half “Done!”

rynzcycle ,

Everything's all right then?

Death_Equity ,

Get out.

SpaceNoodle , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

That’s assuming that half of the gut biomes of all humans was just left floating around. No, it’s more likely that the biomes were snapped out of existence with their hosts.

saigot ,

well when you get snapped all that’s left is dust. perhaps that dust is all the microbes in your body that survive the snap. It clearly takes up far less space that if it just disintegrated you.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Whomever wrote the code for the synchronous kill must have been sweating bullets. So many ways that could go wrong.

iAvicenna , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like I would probably spend much of my time contributing to existing open source code or try making games if I did not have to work for a living. I do like what I am doing but when it becomes the only thing I am doing, its not so great.

Something_Complex ,

Have you tried alternating that with a run in the park

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t like running, I go to the gym once a week or so mostly for health benefits

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

I’ll be honest, I could use a good powerblasting every once in a while.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Two words: taco bell

Digestive_Biscuit ,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

I felt like I needed one this morning. Instead I got the longest turd I’ve ever seen. It hit the water before it left my arse.

Death_Equity ,

Magnesium cirate and sugar-free gummy bears combined will get you there and regret what you have done.

empireOfLove2 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Bacteria multiply crazy fast… as long as the food source was uninterrupted I’d almost guarantee you most people’s microbiome would be fully recovered in just a few hours and they’d not even notice.

ninjan ,

Yeah 50% loss isn’t servere at all for gut biome loss. If you’ve ever been on antibiotics you’ve likely experienced that or worse.

empireOfLove2 , (edited )
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And the big thing that fucks people up is not only the high loss but also the antibiotics slowing or stopping additional reproduction. That keeps the population depressed for an extended period and then you get the shits.

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Basically they’d feel mildly bad for a few days?

ninjan ,

Bingo, or you would, I’m a bit more sensitive so I get slightly worse symptoms. But nothing dramatic.

GiveMemes ,

This assumes it hits everybody’s gut biome equally tho. What if it was random distribution? Some people would get totally fucked lol.

variants ,

Wonder if it would go down the list of people by name or by birth day if ot wasn’t equally distributed

Donkter ,

Try a few hours maybe. Antibiotics are bad for that long because they keep your micro biome low for a long time.

Sheeple ,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

I’d honestly expect the result to be about as bad as food poisoning which can lasts 48 hours tops. Hence why I said days.

seth ,

They would probably feel bad for at least a week or two since half of everyone they know also died. On average, of course - maybe some folks were just lucky and no one they knew died so they might feel grateful to the dice rolling entities.

GBU_28 ,

Or had a wicked hangover

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I think is depends on which micro-organisms get destroyed.

The snap didn’t always kill 50% of the people in an area. Sometimes it was just one or two people out of dozens and other times it was all except one person in an area.

How do the forces behind the infinity stones classify and quantify different micro-organisms? would it treat the good kinds and bad kinds equally? Would it distinguish between different kinds of micro-life at all?

I said this farther up in the thread, but in some places the infinity stones killed all except one person in an area full of people, and in other places it was just one or two people that got dusted out of dozens. What if it’s a situation like that inside of people’s gut biomes? Like some people getting all their good bacteria killed and some people only getting their bad bacteria killed?

DeepFriedDresden ,

How long can gut microbiomes survive after the host is dead? Wouldn't a dead host essentially mean near 100% fatality for the gut microbiome meaning that anybody killed by a Thanos snap would also mean a 100% kill rate of their gut bacteria, leaving any survivors to basically keep all 100% of their gut bacteria?

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well the implication in-universe is that the actual snap was killing 50% of all life, not any death afterwards. If we’re counting bacterial life as individual living beings in this 50%, then it shouldn’t matter whether the host itself got snapped or not, since the bacteria are “separate” and would be left behind after a snap…

DeepFriedDresden ,

Right so then couldn't it follow that human survivors may have no impact on their gut bacteria? If there are only two people and their microbiomes, and the snap kills 1 person and their entire microbiome, then the surviving person would have no or microscopically small impact on their bacteria assuming an even distribution of bacteria across the two people. Basically the OOP is assuming that of the people that died, half of their bacteria would survive, impacting survivors' microbiomes, rather than assuming 100% of bacteria would die with their hosts, leaving the surviving population's bacteria intact.

Tremble ,

Does this mean that for every human that disappeared there should have been massive piles of bacteria and shit left where they were last standing

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Even better, your microbiome covers your entire body (anything exposed to air) and into any organs that are part of the waste processing system.

So briefly after the snap you would see a vague outline of the creature, with a well defined digestive tract (mouth to anus), eyes, nose, ears, sinus system, and bladder. Because bacteria, viruses, and fungi are all quite small, the cluster of gut organisms would probably fall, and the rest would drift away. Imagine being in a crowded space and just breathing in all those bacteria, viruses, and fungi… 🤮 I bet a lot of people would die from infections.

If the creature had any parasitic infections, like a tapeworm, that could also be left behind.

Serinus ,

Don’t forget lice!

Tremble ,

Eyelash mites that we all have

pennomi ,

That’s the dust you see floating away when someone gets snapped.

MightyGalhupo ,

Well yeah, but what about planes? If the pilots died I’m pretty sure that’s a whole plane of dead people.

Drinvictus ,

Our doubling time isn’t that bad either. We reached 4 billion in 1970s. If we round up the current population to 8 billion that’s about 50 years. That’s all that thanos would add by the snap. Even less probably because we have better medicine now so it would be easier to reach that number.

Serinus ,

I kind of expect developed countries would maintain the current trend of being slightly below replacement value. Probably depends on the psychological impact of the snap. People tend to have fewer children when they know the ones they have are safe.

But your point is a good one either way.

kandoh ,

It wasn’t an even 50% from everyone though. Some people had no loss of gut bacteria, other people had 75 - 100% snapped away

KevonLooney ,

That’s not how statistics works. Every person will lose almost exactly 50%.

Estimates for the number of bacterial cells within the average 70kg Human male is around 38 trillion

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_microbiome

Do you know what the chance of 100% of them being snapped is?

0.50 ^ (38 trillion) = 0.0000000000000…

The calculator ran out of zeros.

kandoh ,

It’s random and it effected the entire universe. Can your calculator tell you how big the universe is?

lightnsfw ,

It depends on how the snap worked. It was 50% of all life in the universe. Was that 50% of every species? Or just 50% of all living things? If it’s the latter it’s possible some species were missed entirely while others were completely wiped out.

Wogi ,

If it’s alive it had a 50/50 shot.

But no one lost 50% of their own cells, so clearly if it’s alive and can be classified as a single organism. Is the gut micro biome an independent body of organisms, or is it just like any other organ of the human body, and thus would have been unaffected by the snap?

Either everyone lost almost exactly 50% of their gut biome, or, about half of all living organisms lost 100% of it, or, no one lost any part of it. Those are the only three possibilities.

The more interesting question is were viruses affected? Or did the magic stones not consider them life?

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Depends on the micro-biome actually. An expert chef that’s always taste-testing new things would have a very healthy micro-biome, but a lot of autistic people that only like eating a very short list of things would have their micro-biomes wrecked really bad

namingthingsiseasy , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

Software engineer here. There are so many projects that I’d love to contribute to, but can’t because my regular job gets me so mentally exhausted and I can only switch context so much. My job is fulfilling, don’t get me wrong, but there are so many other projects that are desperately in need of help but can’t get any because it’s not profitable.

I’m looking forward to the day that I switch to a more relaxing job so I can do some more side projects. I know exactly what my retirement is going to look like. Fuck the economists for telling us what’s important and what isn’t. They only think about one thing: money. And as long as it makes money, it has purpose in the world. They can’t possibly fathom that there are important things in the world that don’t fit into their one dimensional economic view of the world. Fuck them so hard!

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

i imagine there are a lot of people, if not most, who feel like you do.. it seems like enormous untapped creative potential waiting to be harnessed by the internet..

Zink , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

I got a taste of early “retirement” thanks to Covid. Being unemployed can be stressful, and having less money is also not great, but god it was amazing.

It hurt my finances a bunch, but it changed something in me for the better, and it changed my perspective on my career. Work is still important to support myself and my family, but it is not part of my identity and self worth.

Going months without my family, pets, and hobbies is simply not an option. But going months without work would be great to do again, if the money were not an issue. And I really like my new position and the company!

The more practical version of that is: fuck long hours, stress, and fighting for a promotion to managing or whatever. I’d get a bit more money but enjoy my life less.

Pipoca , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

One poll this year found that almost one in three Americans say they may never retire. The majority of the nevers said they could not afford to give up a full-time job, especially when inflation was eating into an already measly Social Security cheque. But suppose you are one of the lucky ones who can choose to step aside. Should you do it? …

But can anything truly replace the framework and buzz of being part of the action? You can have a packed diary devoid of deadlines, meetings and spreadsheets and flourish as a consumer of theatre matinees, art exhibitions and badminton lessons. Hobbies are all well and good for many. But for the extremely driven, they can feel pointless and even slightly embarrassing.

That is because there is depth in being useful. And excitement, even in significantly lower doses than are typical earlier in a career, can act as an anti-ageing serum. Whenever Mr Armani is told to retire and enjoy the fruits of his labour, he replies “absolutely not”. Instead he is clearly energised by being involved in the running of the business day to day, signing off on every design, document and figure.

Who exactly is this article being written for?

Clearly, it’s not written towards anyone working the average job. It presupposes that your job must be the most fulfilling and useful thing you could do.

It even calls out tech professionals as retiring early. But how many programmers can’t think of a more useful or fulfilling open source project to work on than what they do at their day job?

MrSilkworm , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

Pleasure cruises and Golf are only fulfilling for those who don’t need to work. Jfc

Empricorn , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

I would never trust a publication that doesn’t use the Oxford comma.

Fades , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Why have I never thought of this

Blackmist , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

Do your part. Die at your desk.

MystikIncarnate , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

People not retiring is actually a huge problem for younger generations. Jobs get locked up on old retirees that should have left the workforce and it becomes a shortage of work for the young professionals trying to get into a full time position.

This is bad advice regardless of how you look at it.

Personally, I won’t be retiring. Not because of the shareholders, and not because I have some insane work ethic. Simply put, I can’t afford it, and the way things are going, it’s entirely possible I never will. Stagnant wages, out of control inflation, shrinkflation, and other inflation-type things… No ability to save any significant money, etc etc.

The only thing I have going for me is that me and my brother bought a house together, which should be paid off in full by the time I hit 65 or so. If that stays on track, then I won’t have rent/mortgage to pay, and the relief that will bring to my finances might be enough for me to retire on the meager income of my social assistance pension… With inflation the way it is though, I expect that pension will not be enough to pay for everything I need (property taxes, heat, power, etc for the house, plus groceries, car, etc for myself). So I’ll be working until they find me dead at my keyboard during lunch break.

HelixDab2 ,

My retirement is going to be 1 ounce of 00 buckshot, applied orally.

I’ve worked for the last 30 years. I’ll have to work for another 30. I just hope that my hands aren’t shaking too badly and my mind is still sharp enough to remember what to do when I’m at retirement.

banneryear1868 , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
psmgx ,

Learned how from his mom

XTornado , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made

I wish… at least something good would have come out of that beast…

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