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Jimmyeatsausage , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

I love how the one cop has just 1 short sleeve to show off his arm tats. You can tell it’s AI because it’s not a punisher tat, though.

paddirn , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We’ve got a good five minutes before they’re back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality!”

AdmiralShat , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

I really want to see a dramatic movie trailer that starts for like it’s going to be a Michael Bay action thriller but then is just a cop losing his kind at acorns

TheFriar , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

Does that cop in the topmost picture have a pocket pussy on his belt?

kelseybcool , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

I like this one the most so far. Bravo.

shalafi , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

As a 1911 aficionado, I’m butt hurt about the 2nd picture. Like a cop would use a real gun IRL. TWO WORLD WARS!

(It’s a gun joke, for gun nerds. And while we’re joking, the top pic looks like a Hi-Point.)

Maybe not so funny this happened the next county over…

textik ,

Looks like he has some Austrian tupperware in the other hand, so maybe he brought his grandpappy’s .45AARP service pistol for show and tell that day?

over_clox , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Damn, you’re more armed than me!

I only have 2 testicles in my pocket…

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Peck.

degen , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

I didn’t know ifunny could hit like this

https://i.imgflip.com/3odyto.jpg

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 ,
degen ,

Hilariously enough, I scrolled by that almost immediately after posting that comment. The acorn memes have been gold.

JorMaFur , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

Who said AI wouldn’t be helpful? As close to real life footage as possible ! https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/74cf4aef-450b-4ab8-9fce-3870e85d2cb2.webp

TotalFat , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

Straight out of Reno 911

GladiusB ,
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But not as funny

darthsid , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

I’m out of the loop on this - what’s the deal with acorns?

TheGrandNagus ,

US policeman parked under a tree, heard an acorn drop onto his car, got scared, proceeded to roll on the ground and start emptying his gun onto the residential street.

JonDorfman ,

You forgot the part where he was screaming, “I’m hit! I’m hit!”

Buddahriffic ,

Also the part where his partner, who was talking to others across the street, rushed over all like, “what are we shooting at?” and also opened fire on the police car with dude handcuffed in the back, though she didn’t dump her whole mag like the first one did.

ImplyingImplications ,

That to me is worse. People have said the guy who started shooting at ghosts might have had PTSD from being in the military, but why the fuck did his partner just start shooting at random shit too?? They’re just as bad!

Igloojoe ,

One of the major rules with guns. Identify your target. Identify things behind your target…

Zink ,

Yeah, when you are looking at a presumably government trained and approved wielder of firearms at all times and in all locations (including protected ones), you don’t expect to see spray and pray. And spray and pray with no identified target at that!

lowleveldata ,

How many people did he kill?

SSUPII ,

None fortunately

TheGrandNagus ,

None, thankfully it wasn’t a crowded street

bane_killgrind ,

Histrionic in the worst sense of the word

chiliedogg ,

Fortunately he has police training, so he didn’t hit what he was aiming at.

kilgore_trout ,

Additional information: he and his partner had arrested a man, who was handcuffed and unarmed in the back of the car. That is whom the policeman thought opened fired at him.

darthsid ,

Yikes!!

Ghostalmedia ,
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darthsid ,

Oh my god…

hungryphrog ,

okay what the FUCK

Benaaasaaas , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!

This looks like Bobby Fingers diorama.

DarkMessiah , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

Hey, man, you gotta be careful with those acorns! They’ll turn you to stone if they hit you!

Che_Donkey , to lemmyshitpost in uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
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Super Troopers looks more like a documentary every day

S_204 ,

The guys from super troopers and idiocracy really need to team up for an update.

BackOnMyBS ,
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Yeah right! The guys from Super Troopers had excellent aim. Remember that scene in which they were at the pistol range testing out a bullet proof cup with live ammo?

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