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HerbalGamer , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made
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Someone please tell me that maggot doesn’t really exist.

PixellatedDave ,

That maggot doesn’t really exist…any more

HerbalGamer ,
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ಠ_ಠ

PixellatedDave ,

Well think of it this way, do you live in or near Australia?

HerbalGamer ,
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Close; Austria.

Pyroglyph ,
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Pretty sure that’s a witchetty grub? I’m not Aussie so I can’t say for sure.

PixellatedDave ,

Yeah does look like it also not Aussie

Jeom ,
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its real, that pic is from youtu.be/AFbu21AGSho?si=rGqV2XKj_1Gt2Athits a hercules beetle

HerbalGamer ,
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i hate this planet

15liam20 ,

“The beetle builds a pupal chamber out of its own feces.”

HerbalGamer ,
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Well at least we have that in common.

dezmd , to nostupidquestions in Why do christian apologists say the name of the person they're talking to so often? (crosspost from asklemmy)
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When I first meet someone I try to say their name repeatedly to help remember it.

And I’ve never apologized for being christian…

/throws molotov

BORTLES!

Decoy321 ,

Ah, the classic Mendoza solution.

1984 , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.
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Oh and I thought Avengers was a documentary.

Hikermick , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

I would be happy with a standardized weiner/bun length.

SpaceNoodle , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

That’s assuming that half of the gut biomes of all humans was just left floating around. No, it’s more likely that the biomes were snapped out of existence with their hosts.

saigot ,

well when you get snapped all that’s left is dust. perhaps that dust is all the microbes in your body that survive the snap. It clearly takes up far less space that if it just disintegrated you.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Whomever wrote the code for the synchronous kill must have been sweating bullets. So many ways that could go wrong.

namingthingsiseasy , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

Software engineer here. There are so many projects that I’d love to contribute to, but can’t because my regular job gets me so mentally exhausted and I can only switch context so much. My job is fulfilling, don’t get me wrong, but there are so many other projects that are desperately in need of help but can’t get any because it’s not profitable.

I’m looking forward to the day that I switch to a more relaxing job so I can do some more side projects. I know exactly what my retirement is going to look like. Fuck the economists for telling us what’s important and what isn’t. They only think about one thing: money. And as long as it makes money, it has purpose in the world. They can’t possibly fathom that there are important things in the world that don’t fit into their one dimensional economic view of the world. Fuck them so hard!

theodewere ,
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i imagine there are a lot of people, if not most, who feel like you do.. it seems like enormous untapped creative potential waiting to be harnessed by the internet..

Franzia , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

This and the replies here are actually kind of inspiring. I guess I dont work right now and its very stressful because I feel stuck in my parents home, I dont have the power to craft my life the way I like just yet. But if I never had to work? It’d be so cool to just make art about what life feels like. I’d probably try harder at improving the social experience around me, as opposed to being so confident I need to move away in order to ever be important or build wealth.

cley_faye , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

If you’re an adult, you can.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

proceeds to get sued for patent violation

Gotta love the free market!

MystikIncarnate , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

People not retiring is actually a huge problem for younger generations. Jobs get locked up on old retirees that should have left the workforce and it becomes a shortage of work for the young professionals trying to get into a full time position.

This is bad advice regardless of how you look at it.

Personally, I won’t be retiring. Not because of the shareholders, and not because I have some insane work ethic. Simply put, I can’t afford it, and the way things are going, it’s entirely possible I never will. Stagnant wages, out of control inflation, shrinkflation, and other inflation-type things… No ability to save any significant money, etc etc.

The only thing I have going for me is that me and my brother bought a house together, which should be paid off in full by the time I hit 65 or so. If that stays on track, then I won’t have rent/mortgage to pay, and the relief that will bring to my finances might be enough for me to retire on the meager income of my social assistance pension… With inflation the way it is though, I expect that pension will not be enough to pay for everything I need (property taxes, heat, power, etc for the house, plus groceries, car, etc for myself). So I’ll be working until they find me dead at my keyboard during lunch break.

HelixDab2 ,

My retirement is going to be 1 ounce of 00 buckshot, applied orally.

I’ve worked for the last 30 years. I’ll have to work for another 30. I just hope that my hands aren’t shaking too badly and my mind is still sharp enough to remember what to do when I’m at retirement.

Crashumbc , to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made

I hate you

anarchyrabbit ,

I did not need to see this!

Zink , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

I got a taste of early “retirement” thanks to Covid. Being unemployed can be stressful, and having less money is also not great, but god it was amazing.

It hurt my finances a bunch, but it changed something in me for the better, and it changed my perspective on my career. Work is still important to support myself and my family, but it is not part of my identity and self worth.

Going months without my family, pets, and hobbies is simply not an option. But going months without work would be great to do again, if the money were not an issue. And I really like my new position and the company!

The more practical version of that is: fuck long hours, stress, and fighting for a promotion to managing or whatever. I’d get a bit more money but enjoy my life less.

Pyr_Pressure , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

If I get bored of that then I’ll just make my own business which doesn’t have to be profitable, since it will just be enjoyable and a way to waste my time, rather than work for rich assholes.

whoisearth ,
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Amen. Make bank and then check out to putter.

Dozzi92 ,
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This makes the most sense to me. I need something. My field is in dire need of more people so I’m not terribly concerned about taking someone’s job, but I’m also a long way from retiring, and who knows maybe the world won’t exist in 30 years.

Anyway, when I have periods of slow work (independent contractor), I feel like my motivation suffers. When I have regular work, I’m also more on at home, cooking, cleaning, etc. When I don’t have my work to keep my focus, I lose focus totally. Definitely a me problem, but my solution is to just do my job and things work out. Maybe it’s a stress thing.

Have a nice day!

Pipoca , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

One poll this year found that almost one in three Americans say they may never retire. The majority of the nevers said they could not afford to give up a full-time job, especially when inflation was eating into an already measly Social Security cheque. But suppose you are one of the lucky ones who can choose to step aside. Should you do it? …

But can anything truly replace the framework and buzz of being part of the action? You can have a packed diary devoid of deadlines, meetings and spreadsheets and flourish as a consumer of theatre matinees, art exhibitions and badminton lessons. Hobbies are all well and good for many. But for the extremely driven, they can feel pointless and even slightly embarrassing.

That is because there is depth in being useful. And excitement, even in significantly lower doses than are typical earlier in a career, can act as an anti-ageing serum. Whenever Mr Armani is told to retire and enjoy the fruits of his labour, he replies “absolutely not”. Instead he is clearly energised by being involved in the running of the business day to day, signing off on every design, document and figure.

Who exactly is this article being written for?

Clearly, it’s not written towards anyone working the average job. It presupposes that your job must be the most fulfilling and useful thing you could do.

It even calls out tech professionals as retiring early. But how many programmers can’t think of a more useful or fulfilling open source project to work on than what they do at their day job?

MrSilkworm , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
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Pleasure cruises and Golf are only fulfilling for those who don’t need to work. Jfc

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
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Track_Shovel OP ,

It’s a taco. Next question

SkyezOpen ,

Where do you draw the line on acceptable pizza toppings?

coriza ,

There is no line.

mxcory ,

Absolutely is, there is a song. That proves it.

Warning: There is some language. (Just a few words.)
youtu.be/ccfTkuCjI_0?si=zgkY3HZiZgSC9cck

FlyingSquid ,
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I don’t know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things…

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