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mihor , to memes in This world is literally unplayable
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Dillon, you SOB! 🥲

betterdeadthanreddit , to noncredibledefense in The Americans are coming

Nobody told them that destroying evidence would result in an additional penne-lty.

gravitas_deficiency ,

I’m more of a tacticaliatelli fan, myself.

Malgas , to memes in This world is literally unplayable

We should get a stew going in his honor.

GrammatonCleric , to memes in This world is literally unplayable
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Harambe looking good these days

ininewcrow , to noncredibledefense in The Americans are coming
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

With a good Bolognese sauce … such delicious surrender

Bigoldmustard , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

I was fortunate enough to get paternity leave and had 9 weeks off. I am not a man with a ton of hobbies. Holy shit guys they have us brainwashed. I never even once felt I had “run out of things to do”. I felt alive in a way I haven’t since childhood. I think our girl is better off for having that time with both of us also.

Everyone should have that opportunity. I think it would allow people to really bond with their kids. Even people who don’t have kids should get it, shit it’s so good to choose what you do every day I still feel refreshed almost 2 years later.

themeatbridge ,

There are two things I cannot imagine.

1: Ever running out of interesting things to do, hobbies to try, books to read, people to meet, or places to visit.

2: Ever having enough money to be able to not work.

CodeHead ,

This makes me sad… mostly because it describes me perfectly.

Mog_fanatic ,

I’ve had the ”if you had infinite money" discussion with tons of people and am absolutely floored at the number of people that say they would get a job just to have something to do or to keep from getting bored. I’m like dude I have .003% of the time I want to do all the dumb shit I want to do. I could never in a million years imagine myself being like “yooo I am soooo bored having unlimited free time and money. I’m gonna go apply at the gas station”

Olhonestjim ,

I already own more books, movies, music, and video games than I will ever complete before I die, based on current trajectories. Now if I didn’t have to work…

catarina ,
@catarina@kbin.social avatar

I get the argument for getting a job, though. Here is my perspective: I would find something I could do part te, and that I felt was really useful. I have consideredany times working in a nursing home with elderly people - being able to help them and hopefully even bring them some joy would benefit me, because my personal sense of purpose is tied to collaborating and giving back to the community around me. Plus, it's the type of job no one wants to do; if money weren't an issue, and I didn't have to put in 40+ hours a week, I would be happy to pick it up.

ComradeBunnie ,
@ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone avatar

Exactly. I wouldn’t be working in some office job; I’d be volunteering my time to give back to the community, keep me active, and maybe make some friends. All part of keeping from becoming a weird hermit, which is my natural instinct.

Kase ,

I know right! I’m working part time at my university and I really like my job, but I didn’t realize the best part until December came along and I had a whole month off. I’m sure it’d be even more appreciated by someone who was working full time or had kids at home.

BreakDecks , to memes in Liquid fire

Imagine thinking taco bell is spicy. I’ve eaten curries hotter than Diablo sauce.

thefatfrog , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

We’ve had those already for something like 10 years

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bdbee892-d875-41ab-acde-1b78021f5aef.jpeg

brbposting ,
Agent641 ,

Reminds me of college.

CodexArcanum ,

I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that’s progress!

Ohi ,

Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?

Iron_Lynx ,

Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it’s ahead of OP by a leap.

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.

p_cells ,

Can confirm, its Latvian. They sell those on gas stations. They also had an amazing thing called wrapurger back in the day. Fantastic thing, like a burger, but wrapped in a tortilla instead of bread. Imagine a burger you can eat in your car while not making a mess. Unbelievable

AA5B ,

Wait, is t a wrap just a tool to funnel all the grease down the front of your shirt in one spot?

Num10ck ,

sounds like a burrito

Kusimulkku ,

It does say Riga in the pic

menemen ,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, I was so focused on identifying the (to me) non-standard letters, that I didn’t even try to read it.

Kusimulkku ,

Riga

Iron_Lynx ,

I just noticed. I’m pleased that I narrowed it down to Turkey or a Baltic state.

Yeah, Latvia is way ahead of the world in this respect. Or The States at least…

CaptnNMorgan ,

That doesn’t look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn’t have the opening for toppings

Lifebandit666 ,

I’d give it a go

CaptnNMorgan ,

I would too, it’s probably good but I don’t think it would be better than what the meme suggests

Anarki_ ,

The toppings go in before the hotdogs.

CaptnNMorgan ,

Hot relish sounds not so great and jalapeno coins would probably turn to paste. I would love to try it with chili and cheese though

auzas_1337 ,

Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.

As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.

Cylusthevirus , to lemmyshitpost in Help him...
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

How many forks could a forklift lift if a forklift could lift forks.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

1000 forks plus packaging is 4lbs.

250 forks per pound.

Standard forklift capacity is 5000lbs.

250 x 5000 = 1,250,000 forks.

Maybe slightly realistically and safely, due to load height and placement restrictions, let’s just call it between 750,000 and 1,000,0000 forks.

Forks can fork a lot of forks. Fork.

Rodeo ,

You’re definitely going to run into a size limit before you hit the weight limit with something that light and bulky.

Better math would be to measure the dimensions of a case and count how many cases fit on a standard 3’ x 4’ pallet stacked eight feet high.

Colour_me_triggered , to lemmyshitpost in I like to think he thawing out his own mice. or toddlers. or whatever these things eat.

Are they good to eat? I only ask because it looks pretty meaty and it’s neck is at Ideal cleaver height.

psud ,

Smaller snakes taste good. So maybe? Probably no fat on it, and fat is where the flavour is

Timecircleline ,

Ok I was curious so I looked into it. I heard that some ball pythons we have in captivity were originally caught or bred for the meat trade.

Apparently rattlesnake meat is a whole cowboy culture thing and there exist snake tacos.

I don’t think anyone eats Burmese pythons which the one in this photo is either that or reticulated. In China there is snake soup.

Apparently they taste somewhere in between chicken or fish.

I don’t know how I feel about this, other than from an energy standpoint eating predators feels inefficient.

cley_faye , to lemmyshitpost in so fluffy

I’m sure the evil intolerant mechanic guy wanted to remove them for some fake, made-up reasons like “you’re gonna die if you ride with these”.

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing the answer is “no, cos freedom” or something, but do you not have to get a road worthiness certification updated periodically in America?

Jyek ,

Most places annually through either smog or state inspection. Some states don’t have any kind of state inspection though.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, you’ve been to the Hoosier state then. On behalf of those of us who live there, we apologize.

Spot ,
@Spot@startrek.website avatar

Owning a beater was soo much easier though! And, as I started driving there I’m thankful, 'cause I had a beater. I remember it was a huge deal when we moved to Ohio because we would have to actually have the state inspect our families cars for the first time since purchase.

RegalPotoo ,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I find this super weird. Where I live, any vehicle more than 3 years old needs to be inspected annually, and anything older than 10 years needs to be inspected every 6 months - it’s a super basic safety check; are your tires legal, do your brakes work, is your suspension system in spec etc. Pretty much just making sure that vehicle is safe to drive - you get a bit of leeway if the certificate has expired, but if it’s more than a few weeks past you risk getting fined or having your car impounded

jumping_redditor ,

Wtf, why would budget cars need to be inspected every 6 months/ how does this even work for places that have no mechanics within 50 miles?

wrekone ,

They gotta find some way to punish poor people for existing.

TwanHE ,

Because budget or not they use the same roads. And it’s usually not only the person driving being in danger when something breaks.

jumping_redditor ,

I understand it when it is specifically for large cities (>500,000 people or so) but when done at a state level it makes no sense. I understand that it is functionality not enforced in smaller communities, but I personally think any law that has poor enforcement for good reason (such as more than half of the vehicles not complying) should be removed or redefined (perhaps only require it on commercial vehicles or make it a secondary crime).

wrekone ,

In Oregon they check your carbon emissions every 2 years. That’s it. They don’t give a shit how fucked up your car is as long as the emissions are low.

pyrflie ,

“Why do I have to sign a waver every time I go in for an oil change?”

Corkyskog ,

More like why do they require me to furnish them with a Certificate of Insurance in their name every time I go in for an oil change

Outtatime ,
@Outtatime@sh.itjust.works avatar

No. And thank God. Too many crooked mechanics shops

neidu2 , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

Say you made this, but insulated… does a car battery have enough structural strength in the terminals, though? I imagine you’re left holding a handle with two terminals and half a cell stuck to each.

Track_Shovel OP ,

And a face full of acid, I imagine

interolivary ,
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EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

EXCUSE ME! Pictures like this belong on “rate my poo”

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

In space, nobody can hear your explosive diarrhea?

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

having diarrhea in space is like a really stinky snow globe.

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

I work in an auto parts warehouse:

Yeah, they’d be fine. It’s surprisingly difficult to break them apart. The load would spread out to almost the full width of the battery on either end (ie the plates attached to the terminals against the underside of the lid). Some of the models I ship use plastic straps that hook onto the seam between the lid and base and you can really toss em around before they take damage. (some people are less than gentle with parts :/ but I’m not the manager so 🤷)

Some of the larger batteries with screw terminals might not survive, but the ones where these clamp style are used would be fine.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

… It’s conducive

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Say you made this, but insulated

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Ah, I missed the root comment

ItsAFake ,

You just gotta use long screws to firmly connect it to the battery, or else it slips off.

originalucifer , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

You yanged OP's yin.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

Sotuanduso ,

Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

You are a monster! And possibly also a cat. :-)

Kecessa ,

Mustard and coleslaw.

brbposting ,

Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?

You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)

Pyroglyph ,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.

0ops ,

Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread

TseseJuer ,

that’s the magic beans one with the giant

0ops ,

Thanks, idk why but I was thinking it was the one where Donald is a Nazi. No clue why I thought that

TseseJuer ,

ok hitler

TeoTwawki , (edited )
@TeoTwawki@lemmy.world avatar

You monster.

You half-dogged the bun. You don’t half dog the bun even if its the last dog you have and starving, its just wrong!

(Pls read this in the “you can’t double dip the chip” voice)

EdibleFriend , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

OH MY FUCKING GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHITPOST THIS IS A REAL ARTICLE

A_cook_not_a_chef ,

The Economist is truly awful. Just deep throating capitalism in every article.

9point6 ,

It’s kinda funny watching neoliberal zealots try to rationalise how their economic system eating itself is actually a good thing.

Well, kinda funny in a you’d-cry-if-you-didn’t-laugh way, since we’re all in it

novibe ,

All we can hope is that China will be a better superpower than the US was 🤷‍♂️ the collapse of the west seems inevitable.

Coreidan ,

What makes you think china won’t collapse along with them? Our economies are tied at the hip and they are sitting on a massive debt bomb with their real estate woes.

novibe ,

They already resolved the real estate issue, without any crisis. And you might not know cause this isn’t news in the US, but China has been massively offloading all its US debt and dollar reserves. They are preparing to decouple, the US has been threatening to do it for so long. But the fact is, the US and the West will suffer much more than China. They are pivoting to a service and tech economy, and will become the new US of a new “global south” pole.

The image that China is a “manufacturing” hub for the west is super outdated.

jaybone ,

Tankies gonna tankie.

Coreidan ,

They already resolved the real estate issue, without any crisis

Nope. Most definitely not. Never heard of Evergrande have you?

TheFonz ,

This is bait

Jessvj93 ,

My favorite was watching Chris Matthew’s lose his shit when Bernie won California. Literally cried on air and for some reason was also antisemetic?? Anywho would love to see more of the former from them.

Baku ,

Tbf I wouldn’t really expect much from a newspaper going by “the economist”

Benn ,

Bartleby is satirical

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Oh thank god

Syrc ,

Is it? I found this page and nothing indicates it’s satirical at first glance (and no way I’m registering to read that).

Benn ,

“Thoughts on management and the world of work, in the spirit of the “scrivener” of Herman Melville’s 1853 novel” from www.economist.com/bartleby

Syrc ,

Even there, though, nothing explicitly states it’s satire. I found the column’s introduction and even there it doesn’t seem ironic at all.

howsetheraven , to lemmyshitpost in I like to think he thawing out his own mice. or toddlers. or whatever these things eat.

If they’re in the microwave, he can have them.

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