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OneWomanCreamTeam , to lemmyshitpost in doing his own research

They got two things right: Science can be wrong sometimes. And you should Google petrified wood (it’s really pretty).

Klear ,

I’m getting xkcd vibes from this comment.

MaxVoltage ,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

This is not where i parked my boat

jopepa , to lemmyshitpost in 750 m below ground in the Bavarian Alps...

Are these sausages or stalactites?

sagrotan ,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Saucetites

Thermal_shocked ,

Sausagetitties

PrinceWith999Enemies , to lemmyshitpost in 750 m below ground in the Bavarian Alps...

It’s a tough life in the salami mines.

Sarmyth ,

It really does look like salami…

Agent641 ,

My father died from working the salami mines. He got the pink lung.

Thermal_shocked ,

I made my kid watch Zoolander just to make the black lung joke when he coughed

gravitas_deficiency ,

That’s good parenting right there

shlocko ,

It ain’t much, but it’s sausage work.

Lucidlethargy , to memes in Liquid fire

Who keeps astro turfing Lemmy with Taco Bell? Seriously, stop it.

VelvetStorm , to lemmyshitpost in I like to think he thawing out his own mice. or toddlers. or whatever these things eat.

They eat dead rats and rabbits at this size. I think most people feed them rats as they are cheaper and you can get them more easily than other feeders.

CodeName , (edited ) to memes in There is no trolley

Ok,so this is currently number one AND two on lemmy. The same shitty meme! Should I block [email protected] or Fuck [email protected]. I hate doubles. These are both trash communities that spam the front page on a constant basis and I hate them both. Actually, I’ve started to hate lemmy as a whole. Which should I block?

  • Your reddit clone is doomed to fail. Nah nah nah. Go fuck yourselves, I’m out.
sharkwellington ,
SternburgExport ,

10/10 response

EdibleFriend , to memes in There is no trolley
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Cars can turn tho.

lauha ,

Yet they kill almost 40k people annually on US alone

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Tbf the US don’t have the best drivers, since driving licenses are so easy to obtain as far as I’ve heard

lauha ,

That’s not even counting indirect deaths by pollution and other non-traffic related deaths caused by cars

MonkeMischief ,

Exactly. There’s no escape. O_O

NuclearDolphin ,

part of the problem if you ask me

Bene7rddso ,

That just means they will crash into other cars while trying to evade the people

SlopppyEngineer ,

Target fixation had entered the chat

Stez827 ,
@Stez827@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah but a collision between 2 cars will be a lot less deadly than a collision between a car and a human

SternburgExport ,

A shame that their drivers can‘t since they‘re on the phone swerving into oncoming traffic.

mononomi , to lemmyshitpost in Cruelty

City people these days don’t even know how wool is produced tss

Kase ,

Excuse me, I know how wool is produced 😠 it comes from a woolly mammoth, duh 🙄😤

dirtySourdough , to lemmyshitpost in Cruelty

From stinks to skinks

LowlandSavage ,

Minks to skinks?

betterdeadthanreddit , to lemmyshitpost in I like to think he thawing out his own mice. or toddlers. or whatever these things eat.

I like your kitchen scales.

RIP_Cheems , to lemmyshitpost in Ungovernable
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Farcry 5 shit

platypus_plumba , to lemmyshitpost in unbearable

Dude, keep them coming. I’ve never done a picture wall, but I’d totally do it with shit like this.

HootinNHollerin , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Ungovernable

Mr Lehey’s brother

DosDude ,
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

The liquor’s brother, the booze.

Stalinwolf ,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

John Lahey and Bowbandy.

nothingcorporate ,

Looks like he blue himself

SPRUNT ,

Looks like your average analrapist.

Aggravationstation ,

I’m shoveling the air Rand’

hardcoreufo , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

Users are calling it a shockingly good invention.

pancakes , to lemmyshitpost in unbearable
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jokes on you, i already am

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