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lapislazuli , (edited ) to memes in I'm tired, Boss

You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.

PunnyName , to memes in Ducks Rule

From Isabella Rossellini: youtu.be/E_-I1aRGttY

dan1101 , to memes in Ducks Rule

QVACK!

Lexam , to memes in Panther Missle LAUNCH

To be fair I have a 5lb panther that can easily do 1d4 damage pouncing on me in my sleep.

HipsterTenZero ,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

so what you’re telling me is that rangers should be doing 120d4 of damage every time they send in the cats

Lexam ,

I don’t think that would be game breaking at all.

flerp ,

I used to play a high level monk and had, I don’t even remember now, but something like 20-30 attacks per turn. Rolling for all that was bad enough. If you were playing with actual dice rolling 120d4 would give everyone else a chance to go to the store every time you took a turn.

Fleur__ , to memes in Pew pew
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair the Shepard’s are unbeaten to this day

EmpathicVagrant ,

The shepard‘a what?

nephs ,

Are unbeaten, to this day.

Imgonnatrythis , to memes in Weekend Decisions

Get away from me with your pants Satan!

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

No, it's "get your pants away and come with me, Satan <3."

JokeDeity , to memes in Do yourself a favor

How come only fried chicken restaurants have good coleslaw? Any other restaurants or store bought I’ve tried have been terrible, but chicken places always have the good shit.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Because they actually make it themselves with quality ingredients.

CarbonIceDragon , to memes in Rocket, 1914
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Whatever happens, the raccoon has got, The Maxim Gun, and you have not.

BattleBeetle ,

The raccoon also doesn’t have a second machinegunner to carry his ammo, so the chance is probably still zero

The_Eminent_Bon , to memes in Hope you all had a good one.

There’s a lil piggy in all of us

DuffmanOfTheCosmos , to memes in Daaaad, stooooop

Fuckin, way she goes

Maldreamer , to memes in Go on Fro-dough!

Whats that language?

name_NULL111653 ,

Black Speech, in its mode of Tengwar. It’s the writing from the one ring…

Maldreamer ,

Ahhhh Ii feel dumb that i didnt get the reference

AnarchistArtificer ,

You may feel silly, but this little exchange is part of what I love about the internet. This time, I got the joke, but there have been some many times when I have been the person saying “I don’t get it”, or being relieved to see someone else expressing the sentiment, because that leads to explanations. So many jokes fly over my head, so it always makes me happy to see mini conversations like this

SuckMyWang , to memes in Poverty never smelled so good

It’s just a fun way of telling you you’re viewed as human garbage. They’re basically admitting that there are laws needed to stop them from paying you even less. Fucking disgusting.

mathterdark , to memes in oof

Discovery of new music is so much easier now with Spotify/YouTube/etc. In the past you had a slim-to-none chance of coming across a band/artist/album outside your local scene, no matter what the genre. Back then you kind of had to be “in the know” for that to happen.

beastlykings ,

Spotify maybe, I’ve never used it. And Google Play music used to be the best for this, but YouTube music has me stuck in a loop of my last 10 or 20 songs and I hate it.

If I’m listening to some techno, and I change gears to old school country/bluegrass for awhile, then, YouTube will never ever recommend techno to me again. Not unless I manually remember some of my favorite songs, search for them, and retrain it that I like techno. But then of course country slowly dies. God forbid I mix in hard rock, punk rock, or rap. It just confuses it more.

And it’s not just a genre problem, even within a genre of repeats the same dozen or two songs every time I open the app.

It’s not just me, I have a family plan and my brothers have both separately complained to me about the algorithms being worse than Google Play music, which is what we used to use.

I literally created a playlist called YouTube music sucks, where I save my most liked songs, so I can reseed the algorithm when I want a change of tunes. I need the playlist because I have a terrible memory and can’t remember all the songs I’ve liked.

Why don’t I change? Because I’m cheap, and it’s bundled with YouTube premium for the whole family. And it has no right to be as bad as it is. I keep thinking they’re gonna fix it, but I guess maybe people like being spoon fed their last 20 liked songs?

maltasoron ,

Spotify is really good with recommendations. I think they use different algorithms for the different personal playlists: the Release Radar seems to use my followed artists and all my playlists, while Discover Weekly uses my recent listening history.

treadful , to memes in Another Holodeck meme. Those poor, violated dinosaurs nuggies
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

I’ve always wondered if they had to mop up after a session.

Track_Shovel OP ,

You and me both

I guess that’s what Cadets are for, right Wesley?

teft ,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Ensigns. Ensign Mariner cleans out the holodeck &$%# filters in Lower Decks.

Sharkwellington ,

Imagine having to go in there after this guy steps out chugging juice to recover from 10 straight simulations.

THE GRAND NAGUS

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar
Malgas , to memes in Online Safety

She met a funny, goofy boy who was deep

It’s always the Deep Ones.

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