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CitizenKong , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

I mean in the olden days shitting was that time when you could really engage with the ingredients of that shampoo bottle. Or, you know, books and newspapers. Reading while shitting is probably common since both exist.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

here in sweden almost everything has translations in the other nordic languages, and school toilets have heating elements, so before phones it was universal that all students ended up learning “ei sa peitää” which means “do not cover” in finnish

kvartsdan ,

Ne pas couvrir Nicht bedecken Må ikke tilldekkes

Been 20 years so correct me if I’m wrong. Was Spanish on there? Italian?

catonwheels , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

As I currently writing this on my phone while puking.

In your face god!

Ziglin , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

I’ve done it when I was sick and was it was taking a while for the rest to come up… So technically I was looking at my phone in-between the individual pukes

cantstopthesignal , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

It’s not fair to compare people who are shrewd at business and take advantage of a tax system that is rigged in their favor to people who are literally stealing from their own people.

tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not exactly sure with what part of your sentence you are referring to whom

BluesF , to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.

I’m sorry but a werewolf is a man who turns into a wolf on the full moon, a werehouse therefore should turn into a house on the full moon, not the other way around.

Tier1BuildABear ,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a weregarage

THE_MORTAL , to lemmyshitpost in Zen
@THE_MORTAL@lemmy.today avatar

Phone = Bad = Logic = Funny

psycho_driver , to memes in Invest in hwat?

Bitcoin isn’t going anywhere unless someone figures out how to successfully hack it. All the other crypto currencies can get fucked.

explodicle ,

Once someone hacked Bitcoin to give himself a bazillion bitcoin for free. Everyone else could see that - so they just patched the vulnerability - but Bitcoin was hacked.

That’s why it ended up going here.

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Which means it’s probably still being hacked but if someone was smart they would steal small amounts from everywhere. Fly under the radar and because it’s “decentralized” if it’s small enough and random enough no voice would be loud enough to silence it.

n3m37h ,

Sssshhhh, you’re going to break their fragile reality

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

You know what’s hilarious is that this is another problem that was long solved with the traditional centralized systems.

I will continue to laugh at the response of SWIFT after investigating the viability of block chain and crypto currency. I’m paraphrasing but it was basically “ya, nah”.

For anyone who knows SWIFT is the largest network of financial transfers in the world and not owned by any one company.

explodicle ,

I’d rather just take the one time lump sum payout of shorting it and flying over the radar. (Which that dude probably did) If you patiently exploit the vulnerability, then someone else might figure it out or notice.

DriftinGrifter ,

Kek shitty finite currencies with transparent transactions promoting hoarding can get fucked monero all the way

n3m37h ,

HODL mean anything to you? LMFAO

DriftinGrifter ,

You seem to agree with me that a cryptocurrency without purpose is garbage bloat damaging the environment however monero has taken up a majority of darknet purchases I’m not advising anyone to use crypto as a medium other than anonymous purchase and holding any for longer than necessary may f*ck you because of its volatility sry if my point came across badly in my ONE SENTENCE which made no statements about holding IN ANY WAY

n3m37h ,

Fuck Bitcoin and all of its energy and storage wasting.

If we had nuclear fission/fusion creating all of our power, I wouldn’t care but we are still using oils and coal to produce electricity.

The world is seeing this effect, We didn’t even have a fucking winter in Canada. Shit what tends to be the coldest month of the year we have already seen positive double digits (please join the rest of the world in using real units murika), hell I’ve biked to work WEARING SHORTS last week

psycho_driver ,

I’m not saying I’m for bitcoin (though I am for a form a currency outside the control of any one government). It’s just not going anywhere unless/until it’s compromised.

cordlesslamp , to lemmyshitpost in Dune

With all the meme about the Dune worm and Dune popcorn bucket, I’m surprised that no one has actually put their dick in it (yet).

HEXN3T , to lemmyshitpost in Dune
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Do not the worm

baseless_discourse , to lemmyshitpost in Dune

D.U.N.E. short for “[D]on’t put [U]r dick [N] [E]that”

metaStatic , to lemmyshitpost in Remember to raise your pinky in polite company

Capitalism is by it's definition an unjust hierarchy so you can see how anarcho-capitalism is an oxymoron right ... ?

Sir this is a Wendy's

Track_Shovel OP ,
RGB3x3 , to lemmyshitpost in There wolf. There castle.

I’m going to take a wild guess and say you’re a “The Adventure Zone” fan?

Because they made this joke in last week’s episode.

Track_Shovel OP ,

The what?

RGB3x3 ,

It’s a D&D Podcast. It’s very good, if you’re into D&D

kvartsdan ,

Nah, this meme is much older than that, prolly where they got the joke from if last week’s episode is new. (Never seen the show so have no idea, myself)

gedaliyah , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name
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How do the google guys manage to keep themselves out of pictures like this? I know they keep a low profile but isn’t it one of the most evil corporations on the planet?

TankovayaDiviziya , to lemmyshitpost in A rose by any other name

I don’t know about you, but when I hear “oligarchs”, I always get a nebulous image of faceless, rich and powerful crowd who are into sex cults like Eyes Wide Shut. I kid about the last bit but I am serious about the other descriptors

I think the reason we don’t immediately think of oligarch when we see Zuckerberg, Gates or Musk is because we see them on individual basis. Whereas “oligarch” usually refers to a faceless collective of politically influential, rich folks.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I think of two things. The goofy ass oligarch commercial from a few years ago and Jeremy Irons when he is monologuing about how the %1 always hides. And it’s true. The ones that really pull the strings are behind the curtain.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

It’s more than that, it’s that we have a very sophisticated media machine that manufactures consent for these ghouls every single day, and it never takes a break.

You think of them as just a bunch of guys, just silly beans who happened to get rich because they and their friends own the media corporations that build the narrative that we believe. We’ve got these very respectable newsreaders who give them nothing but softballs, and frame every story as favourably as possible for them.

Also I lost count of how many times some piece that was critical of US oligarchs and corporations was deleted from the reddit front page. I’m fairly certain they were either taking money for this service or just looking after their friends. Maybe a PR manager working for whoever was being criticised contacted the reddit office and asked politely and that’s all it took.

Tja ,

Because none of those pictured here are oligarchs, just the only billionaires your average teenager knows.

If you made the meme with the Koch brother(s), Paul Novelly, Harlan Crow or Michael Bloomberg it would be much closer to the truth, but not something that would get upvotes because they aren’t constantly on TV (by design).

FeetinMashedPotatoes , to memes in The test

When you hooking up with the girl who’s running through the whole football team and you ain’t got a condom

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