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HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?

BWHAHAHAHA

theodewere , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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designed by Navin Johnson

steal_your_face , to memes in chow time
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Now I want pizza

Mr_Fish ,

Who doesn’t?

tacosanonymous , to memes in How's your housing market these days?

I know what I’ve got. Serious buyers only.

hakunawazo , to memes in How's your housing market these days?

Maybe it’s just the frontend for the umbrella hive?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/37c53e8d-e6fb-4286-94c7-ed0b358c459d.jpeg

Siegfried ,

For reference, I remember some dude selling an old American missile silo or something (like 6 stories buried in the desert) for like USD 350k

hakunawazo ,

That’s dirt cheap. Missile included?

Siegfried ,

Haha, nope no missile. It’s america, not russia. The post lead to a selling page showing photos of the place. It looked legit and it was taken down in a day or so… or they sold it.

I think this is the one. Sorry for the paywall

Edit: it’s a titan II if anyone is interested.

Sabre363 , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?

Not a bad idea, people will just think its a crackhead clown walking down the street shooting people. No reason to call the cops then.

Sterile_Technique , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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Hmmm, send it back to R&D. The expelled gasses going directly into the horn would only produce a single-toned “HONK”. Instead, those gasses could be used to inflate a cuff that’s wrapped around a more traditional style clown horn bulb, squeezing the bulb and producing that same noise; but as the cuff loses pressure and bulb reinflates, the air it draws back will produce second tone, providing the clown horn’s signature “HEE-HAW” that our prospective murder victims expect and deserve.

Kowowow ,

You could skip a lot of effort by just using g a rubber chicken

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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Yes but direct gas impingement on a rubber chicken is going to wear some parts. Better to have an indirect system and avoid carbon deposits in your comedy noisemakers.

FlyingSquid ,
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Carlo ,

Wow, way to take advantage of the one opportunity you’ll ever have to use this gif, lol.

FlyingSquid ,
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I try not to miss a good gif opportunity!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Smithers, have old man Gower killed

takeda , to memes in Little fucker probably has a tree trunk full of them

But they are grrreat!

match , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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this idea is going straight to space station 13, I’m sure

StrahdVonZarovich ,
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Hey, a fellow space station player in the wild! Please God don’t let the station clown get this, he already tied me up in the library so I have to watch his nonsense.

Godric ,

I’ve played like 2 games of it and have no idea wtf is going on, any tips?

match ,
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make friends and survive :3

skulblaka ,
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I’ve played like 60 games and barely have any idea wtf is going on, good luck lmao

My advice is to pick something relatively low impact like janitor or bartender if it’s available and just try and hang out and see what happens. Or just be an assistant but people tend to ignore you or grief you if you’re assistant. Some of the more complex roles, if you’re interested in trying them, such as engineering or botany, are greatly benefited by figuring out how to host a private server to log on to and practice outside of a real game. Medical, at least as of a couple years ago when I last played, is pretty formulaic and as long as you know what operation you need to perform and have the supplies to do it, you can just follow a wiki page recipe.

Don’t trust sec, don’t trust the clown, if anyone outside of your departnent is being exceptionally nice to you they’re probably going to stuff your corpse in a locker 20 minutes from now if you don’t help them kidnap HoP. Learn to be robust. Rules (both social, and actual game rules and code) will differ, sometimes greatly, depending what server you’re currently on, but reading the Goonstation wiki should give you approximate knowledge of most things.

If you roll antagonist, God be with you, and know that we’ve all royally bungled many an antag objective, most especially when new. Just try to have as much fun as you can, the points don’t matter anyway.

BottleOfAlkahest , (edited ) to memes in How's your housing market these days?

Is this some sort of weird “for legal reasons we had to post it but we don’t actually want anyone to put in an offer” type things?

Like with the super specific H1B job postings designed so that only 1 person (preselected) is likely to qualify. But they had to post it because it’s a government policy.

I guess I’m asking how this is helping someone avoid some sort of fee/tax on $169,000?

Edit: Guys condos don’t always come with land ownership which is why I thought something was dodgy here. Does anyone know if condos in Oregon include the land under them?

Tubics ,

Could also just be on a massive piece of land I guess

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Or like a mile from downtown San Francisco.

31337 ,

Doesn’t even have to be massive. In my area, I see a half acre lot listed for $500k. I’m not even in a particularly expensive area (kinda rural, but 20mi away from a somewhat expensive metro).

BottleOfAlkahest ,

But it’s listed as a condo, that typically doesn’t give you land ownership. Or is OR law different on that?

crispy_kilt ,

Money laundering

bstix ,

I’ve never heard of any legal obligations to post a house for sale.

The price is set for the land or the location of the land.

ironhydroxide ,

In cases of inheritance, when the house is left partially to two or more parties. In conflict between the parties, the resolution can be the forced sale.

KitDeMadera ,

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  • Kit ,

    It’s listed as a condo, so the purchase wouldn’t include individual ownership of the land.

    youpie , to memes in How's your housing market these days?
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    that house looks fucking sick

    LemmyKnowsBest ,

    Sick with Cholera or the Black Plague

    Mr_Fish ,

    Yes

    booganiganie , to memes in How's your housing market these days?

    That’s the rent per week

    LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in chow time

    I read somewhere recently that she was not alone in that airplane. She had a man co-pilot. Is this true or not?

    Bayz0r ,

    Yes, she was with Fred Noonan, her navigator.

    LemmyKnowsBest ,

    Great, that’s what I thought. So why does nobody ever talk about him? Surely coconut crabs feasted on him too.

    CluckN ,

    The crabs wanted Noona-him

    LemmyKnowsBest ,

    So why was Amelia Earhart famed for being the first woman to fly solo around the world? She was not solo.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Because people have bad memories and aren’t good at spotting precise language choices in the first place.

    cerulean_blue ,

    Because she wasn’t. She was the first woman to fly Solo across the Atlantic. The fated flight would have seen her become the first woman to Fly around the world, no mention of being Solo.

    PeriodicallyPedantic , to memes in chow time

    Judging from this comment section, I have clearly missed something

    Dud ,
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    Best I could figure it’s referencing Emilia Earhart.

    Custoslibera ,

    And coconut crabs.

    Steamymoomilk , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?

    Good, now play rush E on it

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