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ChicoSuave , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?

I want to see the panels where Kermit pours whiskey into a computer that he calls a lying bitch.

ummthatguy , to lemmyshitpost in Speed
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https://y.yarn.co/af6580a5-75a0-4c00-933d-ac7989536e0b_text.gif

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Haha, I almost titled the post this! I wasn’t sure if enough people would get the reference.

JoShmoe ,

You were that close to becoming the Simpson Maneuver.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b9cd0a63-1958-4d80-9c93-51e7425cb0d9.jpeg

abbiistabbii , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!
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Make it smaller. Make it the size of Wales.

deadbeef79000 ,

What is this? A Virginia for ants?

abbiistabbii , to memes in elon is a lame poser
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The picture feels AI generated

pyre ,

yeah I thought the same thing. there’s uncanny valley vibes; it looks more human than Elon, but not quite fully human.

RizzRustbolt ,

It’s the leather creases on the jacket. Not even remotely natural.

slumlordthanatos ,

I’m thinking someone went nuts with the Photoshop. It’s what Elon Musk thinks he looks like, and I don’t think AI would be able to get that look just the way Elon wants it.

Iheartcheese ,
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https://i.imgur.com/9i8k8gF.jpeg

Without AI.

abbiistabbii ,
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Kek

Seleni , to memes in elon is a lame poser

And of course he adds in a picture of John Wayne, the draft-dodging, woman-beating, other wannabe cowboy poser.

ummthatguy , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?
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This is a masterpiece!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a8b58b2c-bfc3-43f4-ab0b-11ea2ef913b2.jpeg

Myxomatosis , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Aside from not wanting to pay taxes and being a rightwing asswipe, why does he think moving to Texas is a good idea? They don’t have a functional power grid and it’s not an appealing place to live for any of his employees who have a half a brain.

SpaceNoodle ,

It’ll help weed out those who aren’t True Believers.

anachronist ,

Texas gov’t under Abbot is sucking his c***.

FooBarrington ,

Fewer employee protections

brokenlcd , to memes in hallelujah

Same but with music:

When typing lyrcs in the search bar finally yelds the song you have been searching for decades

n3m37h , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Only thing that comes from Texas are steers and queers

boaratio , to memes in elon is a lame poser

Ketamine cowboy.

ikidd ,
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Well, it *is a horse tranquilizer…

mosiacmango , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

“Car salesman lies to customers make a commission.”

omega_x3 ,

Not going to get much of a commission when this “private citizen” sends a coupon in for his first few payments and they have to repo it.

TheFriar ,

Still got the down payment. And they get to do it all over again when they repo it.

Aermis , to lemmyshitpost in Boy meat

We have this bologna in our fridge at all times. It’s the best. Fry it with some eggs. Kids love it. Never even thought about how odd the packaging looks lol

random_character_a , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?
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Beakerpilar

VinesNFluff , to memes in hallelujah
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I imagine that’s a horny thing

Shame

There are a billion straight up shitposts in YouTube that sent my sides to the orbit of Proxima Centauro, but which I couldn’t ever find again in my life because yeah titles and SEO keywords aren’t a thing

foggy ,

Even though YouTubes search is fucked it still works incredibly well for Simpsons clips.

Search “premium dude”. Bam.

Search “prawns galaxy”. Bam

Search “undivided attention”. Bam.

It’s crazy. For whatever reason, if you’re looking for Simpsons content, the algorithm still feels like it’s 2017.

VinesNFluff ,
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I feel this says more about the Simpsons and its place in pop culture than it does about the quality or otherwise of Google’s algorithm

MadBob ,

I still can’t find the bit where he goes, “let’s go SHOPPING.”

Edit: Never mind, found it.

ILikeBoobies ,

Use google’s site search and filter by date to get YouTube results

VinesNFluff ,
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Not a terrible idea for a lot of things, but one of the shit posts living rent free in my head was literally just called “bunny”

scytale , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Thank You!

I have a mouse pad with this exact text.

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