Martian colony, 2224, your guide at the Museum of Mars: And here we have the famous hitchhiking stone, which was retrieved after a 3500 kilometer trek from the colonial landing site to reclaim the Perseverance so that these two old friends could finally be reunited in time for the 200th year anniversary of their untimely separation.
“Don’t forget to stop by the give shop and pick up your ‘hitchhiking stone’ keychain!”
“Why do they call a cheap piece of plastic shaped like the rock with a small split ring attached to it a ‘keychain’? What does any of this have to do with digital encryption keys?”
“I don’t know either, but make sure to buy one as a souvenir.”
Moved to this God forsaken state from Wisconsin 4 years ago and God do I regret it with every ounce of my being. Someone take me back to cheese land please
My girlfriends is from here originally and moved to WI in the 6th grade, we moved out here to reunite her with her entire family that lives here. We both regret it dearly
Lol I can see that. Let me persuade you. “Put ‘er there bud, let’s go out for a fuckin’ rip on da lake and then cook up some brats on da grill afterwards, and by gosh don’t forget to tell yer folks I says hi when you see dem at Sunday mass!”
You’re missing at least one, but preferably multiple “Don’tChaKnow”. I grew up watching Bobbys World. If that show taught me anything about Wisconsin, it’s that the moms use “Don’tChaKnow” as often as Hulk Hogan uses “Brother”
Muppets have always sadly given me the heebs, but this is a brand new appreciation! I’d love to see this done shot-for-shot, completely serious tone, but all within the Muppets theme. Of course, John Carpenter’s awesome score stays the same, but played with like, kazoos and jazzy casual instruments.
Regardless of reality, it’s gonna happen in my imagination, cause the world’s on fire.
years ago i was in a car with a friend at night and we were behind this giant truck that had a warning written on it. it said “ATTENTION - EGGS INSIDE”
like motherfucker you pay attention what do i care‽ i found it so funny i could barely see through tears in my eyes
I googled the lyrics to The Star-Spangled Banner after that meme performance and the first three results that I clicked on were all PDF downloads instead of links to pages I just kept not looking before clicking and then yelling FUCK so anyway I’ve got three PDFs of The Star-Spangled Banner on my phone that I will find in 9 months and they will baffle me
Oh Daddy can you see by the Dawn’s easily long What do probably we jailed add the Twilight last glowing Whoa being strips and bright state They’d the person force Or the ramparts we watched We’re so thankful streaming
And the tickets red flare The bonds busting in sure Have proof their the night That it flat was still there
Oh saw guys that day spangled banner yet and Or the leave of the few And the home of the brave
I consume those stuff when I don’t have a internet connection. So basically I download audibooks and stuff then when I don’t have internet access I read it.
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