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Raab , to lemmyshitpost in Virginia is shrinking!

Moved to this God forsaken state from Wisconsin 4 years ago and God do I regret it with every ounce of my being. Someone take me back to cheese land please

TheBloodFarts ,

What brought you out there?

Raab ,

My girlfriends is from here originally and moved to WI in the 6th grade, we moved out here to reunite her with her entire family that lives here. We both regret it dearly

edisondotme ,

Why?

Raab ,

I won’t go into detail but the state, people, and family are, let’s just say, sub par compared to Wisconsin.

Lost_My_Mind ,

You say you’re from Wisconsin, but thats the most British answer I’ve ever heard.

Raab ,

Lol I can see that. Let me persuade you. “Put ‘er there bud, let’s go out for a fuckin’ rip on da lake and then cook up some brats on da grill afterwards, and by gosh don’t forget to tell yer folks I says hi when you see dem at Sunday mass!”

Lost_My_Mind ,

You’re missing at least one, but preferably multiple “Don’tChaKnow”. I grew up watching Bobbys World. If that show taught me anything about Wisconsin, it’s that the moms use “Don’tChaKnow” as often as Hulk Hogan uses “Brother”

Raab ,

Oh there’s many I missed haha, Don’ChaKnow, Ope, plurals on everything even if it doesn’t need a plural, You’se Guys, etc etc

aeharding ,
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Ope!

Belgdore ,

Well, just wait a while and Virginia will shrink again, and you will be in another state.

Raab ,

Hopefully it just recedes into the ocean never to be seen again

Chadsalot , to cat in Someday

Not for me, but thanks for the cute cat!

Kolanaki ,
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Are you claiming to be immortal? 🤨

weariedfae , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

You hush, I might read them…

corvett , to memes in Guess Who's Back

Second parts in Orchestra music

themusicman ,

Secoooooond… paaaaaaaarts… iiiiiiiin… ooooooorchestraaaaaaaa… muuuuuusiiiic

noxy , to pics in Poolside with the dog
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this dog can definitely write better bash scripts than me

WhippetBowie OP ,

Gonna automate barking at squirrels

Window_Error_Noises , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?
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Muppets have always sadly given me the heebs, but this is a brand new appreciation! I’d love to see this done shot-for-shot, completely serious tone, but all within the Muppets theme. Of course, John Carpenter’s awesome score stays the same, but played with like, kazoos and jazzy casual instruments.

Regardless of reality, it’s gonna happen in my imagination, cause the world’s on fire.

pyre , to lemmyshitpost in Speed

years ago i was in a car with a friend at night and we were behind this giant truck that had a warning written on it. it said “ATTENTION - EGGS INSIDE”

like motherfucker you pay attention what do i care‽ i found it so funny i could barely see through tears in my eyes

Beaver , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
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That man is smart

pelletbucket , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

I googled the lyrics to The Star-Spangled Banner after that meme performance and the first three results that I clicked on were all PDF downloads instead of links to pages I just kept not looking before clicking and then yelling FUCK so anyway I’ve got three PDFs of The Star-Spangled Banner on my phone that I will find in 9 months and they will baffle me

andrew ,
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Star spangled banner, autocorrect edition:

Oh Daddy can you see by the Dawn’s easily long What do probably we jailed add the Twilight last glowing Whoa being strips and bright state They’d the person force Or the ramparts we watched We’re so thankful streaming

And the tickets red flare The bonds busting in sure Have proof their the night That it flat was still there

Oh saw guys that day spangled banner yet and Or the leave of the few And the home of the brave

Cadeillac ,
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Yeah, no, I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

That’s fun

MrJameGumb , to datahoarder in I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
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Hey man, one day I’ll have (checks folder) uh… 5 years of free time to look through all this stuff! p-probably… 😰

kionite231 ,

I consume those stuff when I don’t have a internet connection. So basically I download audibooks and stuff then when I don’t have internet access I read it.

Sam_Bass , to lemmyshitpost in A legend has left us

Legend. Yeah.

DudeImMacGyver ,
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He was legendary for being a piece of shit.

Reverendender , to pics in I modded a scanner to be a camera, this is 'Waterdance' [OC]

Did you do any post?

Leavingoldhabits OP ,

Yes, aside from global contrast adjustments, there’s a circular level and local contrast adjustment on the dancer, to make her stand out a little bit more

Varven , to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye, old friend.
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Goodbye old friend

No_Eponym ,
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BobbyNevada , to lemmyshitpost in How do they do the blood test?
blurr11 , to memes in hallelujah

Non horns story time …

A long time ago I was but a young lad living in eastern Europe and I use to watch this cartoon. The actual content of this cartoon are lost to the ravages of my memory but a few things stood out, the main character had a flying board and the opening sequence was him flying through these hallways that were broken into geometric shapes and there was a big face that he flew towards.

Sometime later especially during university it became a recurring niggling idea. Did it exist or was it some dream or fantasy? I’d get enthused once in a while and try searching the depths of the net for it with no luck.

It wasn’t until I had graduated and was working, close to 20 years after the fact that I found it ! The name of this show is now imprinted on my brain.

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/c4e42eaf-4f9b-4b75-b162-9de805b802cd.png

MoonMelon , (edited )

The same thing happened to me with a few memories:

  • People turning into blocks and interlocking to form a city. It turned out to be Unico: Island of Magic.
  • Some evil guy crawling into a painting, and something about hair growing. This was a fucked up movie called The Peanut Butter Solution. This one legit scared the shit out of me as a kid and I had nightmares about it.
  • A guy being surrounded with evil looking puppets. This was a stage show called In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo. I didn’t remember this one until the youtube channel RedLetterMedia made fun of it.

These must have just been random VHS tapes my parents got in some bargain bin. I have no idea how we got them or what became of them.

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